Wow.

Um...

Wow.

The horror... The horror...

Dangit. I clicked. Yeeeeaaaaarrrrghhh!

That...hurt. A lot. Bad Ace, no cookie.

MMMMMMMMMMMM, YOUR hairy Shatnergut....
SIGH.............

You were all warned.

What part of "Get Hypnotized by David Hasselhof's Infititely-Recursive Weiner" didn't you understand?

I bin hipmotized.

It kept coming at me.

I was going to say "hip-mo-tized," actually.

Old Letterman bit, right?

Yup, when he was good, TV blog boy. I never could understand Letterman's pronunciation of it: hitmotized, hipmotized, hitnotized? Too bad he won't loosen up a bit now. He'd have more fun wearing sneakers and doing shows from lawn chairs with monkeycams. So would we. I gotta monkeycam jones. But the asswipes at NBC really tied his hands with all those intellectual property claims. He can't do the old schtick, but he could still loosen up.

That Hasslehoff thing. That's where thinking with the wrong head originated. Needs a top ten: top names for little Hasslehoff

shit. it won't do cross outs.

test

Oh.

Okay, it really won't. You probably remember Letterman refering to himself as "TV boy."

OK, now I'm carsick.

You might think this is funny, Ace, but let's see how funny it is when I barf all over your blog. I'm not cleaning it up.

Insert Andrew Sullivan joke here.

(Heh. "Insert.")

Took ya long enough Ace.

Me, Sobek. . . hell, even Jonah Goldberg have been laughing at this one for a few days now.

What's up next for you Ace? Funny Christmas jokes?

;-)

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

With a title like that who could refuse! I was too scared to announce what the viewers would see
: )

Scared with good reason! Excellent post!

Me, Sobek. . . hell, even Jonah Goldberg have been laughing at this one for a few days now.

Well, in fairness, I've posted stuff before Jonah Goldberg, too. And you guys.

Sometimes stuff just comes across the transom at different times for each of us.

Ace--

Only teasin' ya pal.

Here, have a cookie.

Cheers,
Dave

> What part of "Get Hypnotized by David Hasselhof's Infititely-Recursive Weiner" didn't you understand?

For me, I think, it was the "Infinitely-Recursive Wiener" part that I didn't understand. But now I understand it all too well.

I think Letterman's "hyp-mo-tized" line came from his drummer, the one before Anton, on his old NBC show. I remember watching that during my college days...

Yeah, that should date me.

Later,
bbeck

PS: as for the link in this post...I'm sure your bevy of female German readers are salivating uncontrollably right about now.

I understood infinitely recursive. Sadly, I also understood David Hasselhoff's weiner. Unfortunately, I was unable to put it all together before clicking the link.

Thanks for giving me daymares, Ace.

Ace, I hope you've learned an important lesson when it comes to checking Dave's blog for Hasselhovian links.

Being new to the bloggin' world, I feel so darn edumacated after reading this stuff. Now I just need to learn when to 'click' and when to JUST SAY NO to things such as this. Ouch...this one hurt the most today.