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January 22, 2005
Worst. Weather Report. Ever.I'm not talking about the blizzard dumping snow on the northeast. I can deal with that, I guess. And I include my own radio appearance in making that judgment. And Admiral Stockdale's debate appearance. And Bush's September debate, which caused me to say, "Oh my, he's going to lose." Trust me, this is worse. Must watch. If you dare. Blizzard Photoblogging: The New Vintage has some nice high-angle shots of snow in New York. posted by Ace at 04:01 PM
Comments"Oh my, he's going to lose." NOW YOU ADMIT IT. Hey, I cringed at that too. But I don't recall you saying that on the blog! My god...this weatherman is awful. Unbelievable. It hurts. IT BURNS!!! AAAAH THE AWKWARDNESS!!! What is this, The Shyest Weatherman of them All? By the way, is everyone dead in NYC yet? We're facing an apocalypse here in Washington with the snow, but I guess maybe you all are more used to it. Posted by: Jeff B. on January 22, 2005 04:06 PM
My god, I'm watching it as I post, and it keeps getting worse. This can't be a real broadcast. This has to be an audition tape or something. Posted by: Jeff B. on January 22, 2005 04:07 PM
Mucho gracias. Yup, I immediately thought of "Radio Ace" when I watched this. And then I realized that you kicked ass compared to this guy, who-- I'm not kidding-- must be mildly retarded. Or, perhaps, massively retarded. It's a toss-up. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 22, 2005 04:07 PM
Oh yeah, I said things very close to that, Jeff. I had a lot of people telling me to not be such a defeatist pussy. When Right Wing News asked for predictions, I said I predicted Bush would lose, and said I was one of the few who believed that here, on this site. Thankfully, I was wrong, and those who called me a Nervous Nancy were right. Posted by: ace on January 22, 2005 04:11 PM
Oh my, that was hilarious. Did they just pull some schmoe off the sidewalk and ask him if he wanted to do the weather, or what? Posted by: zetetic on January 22, 2005 04:16 PM
If it makes you feel any better, Ace, I predicted the same to my friends. In fact, I was convinced he would lose long before the debates. I was at a Hoke Malokey level of pessimism, despite the brave face I occasionally put up in blog comment sections. I think there's a certain personality type that some of us share. It's the one that conditions us to believe that if we really, really, really want something to happen badly, then that automatically means it will never happen: because the world is a cruel and perverse place designed to foil our deepest wishes. Posted by: Jeff B. on January 22, 2005 04:16 PM
And I thought I was a bad public speaker. Some people need to stick to researching. Posted by: on January 22, 2005 04:17 PM
Ohio U., huh? So, what kind of grade do you suppose he'll get for that performance? Posted by: jmflynny on January 22, 2005 04:19 PM
Looks like that's a student-run program from Ohio U.'s TV station, which means it's time for that dude to change his major. Posted by: kellymo on January 22, 2005 04:20 PM
Ah, student run. By the way, the best part is the reaction of the anchorwomen at the end. "Gee, I wish it wasn't going to snow!!" They're so stunned by the guy's incompetence that their fund of mindless TV News chit-chat has been drained dry. Posted by: Jeff B. on January 22, 2005 04:21 PM
Kickin' it with incompetence. Posted by: Nordicgirl on January 22, 2005 05:59 PM
Is that guy not stoned out of his mind? Why else would he find it so hard to read his script? And the way he garbles the word "sattelite" . . . Posted by: jpok on January 22, 2005 06:02 PM
Gotta be fake. And uh... Looks down at paper And uh fake. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on January 22, 2005 06:20 PM
Who would fake it, you ask? A real weatherman wanting to prove that being a weatherman aint as easy as everyone thinks it is and that any stupid idiot could do it. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on January 22, 2005 06:22 PM
He really should have just thrown in the towel and started singing "She Bangs" Posted by: ArrMatey on January 22, 2005 07:27 PM
What's funny is that the weather report is called Louis' Forecast, so either this is his first day or he's a regular. This reminds me of a bad movie where two guys trade identities and all kinds of embarrassing hijinks ensue. Posted by: Mike on January 22, 2005 09:30 PM
I feel marginally vindicated. Posted by: See Dubya on January 23, 2005 12:15 AM
This is definitely a college production. (I did a search and found their web site. ...and I was a Radio/TV concentration Communications major so I've been in a similar situation.) Maybe it was aired, maybe not. Although he was no smooth operator, it's also clear that he was not given adequate opportunity to practice with the video effects, and the girls comments are so obviously scripted and fake that I found them more painful to watch than him. It's no more incompetent than the student run radio station at JMU here in Harrisonburg. They can't read the weather either, and they're not even having to deal with the video issues. Posted by: Thom on January 23, 2005 12:51 AM
No, the beauty part of this is that this guy will get his crap together and go on to a relatively successful career in broadcasting. And then in about 10 or 15 years this clip will be unearthed and he'll have to live with the mockery for the rest of his life. Don't believe me? Go find some of Letterman's old air-checks - painful. Posted by: Ron C on January 23, 2005 02:16 AM
sdfds Posted by: on January 26, 2005 01:51 PM
This was an Ohio University Campus Update news program. This guy is getting attention all over the web. I get a kick out of the two blondes who remain stoned face. Posted by: on February 18, 2005 01:46 PM
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