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January 17, 2005

Paul Anka Alert

Ed and Jen write to let me know that Mr. Paul Anka, the only important one on network TV, is on Las Vegas tonight, whatever that is (it's on one of the networks).

It already began in the East Coast, but you might still be able to catch some integrity if you start recording now.


posted by Ace at 09:25 PM
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i dont no how to break it too you guys but ive got some bad news. I found out today that Mr. Paul Anka is in fact...a Canadian!

Sure he says he slices like a fuckin hammer, but its actually one of those fucked up Canadian metric hammers.

He probably speaks french too.

Posted by: amish on January 17, 2005 09:54 PM

In other bizarre Paul Anka-sighting/hearing news, I was listening to an old Stevie Wonder album today (Fufillingness' First Finale, 1975) and I was on one particularly fine tracks called "Heaven Is 10 Zillion Light Years Away," featuring some wonderful male backing vocals.

I looked in the liner notes to see who was providing them (usually it's Wonder himself), and was GOBSMACKED to discover that it none other than...yup, Mr. Paul Anka.

Who, the day he recorded them, was no doubt the only important one in that studio.

Posted by: Jeff B. on January 17, 2005 10:21 PM

i dont no how to break it too you guys but ive got some more bad news. Stevie wonder wasnt actually blind. In fact he had perfect 20/20 vision.Wonder actually used his faux handicap to further his career and allow him to shamelessly ogle womens breasts. However Little Stevie has been blind since 1981 when be gouged his own eyes out in penance for his 'Ebony and Ivory' duet with paul Mccartney.

Posted by: atomic_amish on January 17, 2005 10:58 PM

You can always see a young Paul Anka act with integrity and conscious in The Longest Day. I don't think he tries to land a plane, though...

Posted by: See Dubya on January 18, 2005 12:19 AM

Vegas is one of the wife's favorite shows (and with naked-but-for-body-paint actresses with close ups of sweet painted breastessess like last night, it's rapidly becoming one of mine).

But Anka was abysmal. He made up some shit-hole song about the chef's burger (no shit) and looked like he was anything but the most important guy on the stage.

My wife couldn't understand my enthusiasm for him, even after I told her about him slicing like a fucking hammer. She just didn't get it.

After his lame acting/singing stint, I didn't really get it either.

Posted by: hobgoblin on January 18, 2005 12:25 PM

He was probably preoccupied with this short labor guy who fucked over his crew and cost him 20 or 30 grand the other night.

Posted by: Alex_fs on January 18, 2005 01:22 PM

Jeff B.,

But did it have, Y'know... Cowbell?

Posted by: Brian B on January 18, 2005 01:42 PM

Where is Joe. Does he have the shirts!

Posted by: csva on January 18, 2005 02:51 PM
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