Madrasa Lesson PLan #326482:

Tsunamis are caused by:

1) Plate tectonics
2) Earthquakes
3) Tidal forces exerted by the Moon
4) JOOOOOOOOOS!!!

Shit, we fooled them on the earthquake in Bam last year but now they found us out. IT IS THE A-RABS CAUSING HURRICAINES THAT HIT FLORIDA. Payback.

You haven't heard the American whackos claiming that the tsunami is God's revenge on faggots, baby-killers, libruls, and (worst of all) those stinkin' Swedes? A crazed religious fanatic is a crazed religious fanatic. They're all entirely predictable.

But there's morons on both sides. There were plenty of Lucianne.commers commenting about how God was punishing Muslim Indonesia & Hindu India. Yeesh.

There's no difference between some shut-in crank putting up his silly shit on Lucianne.com and government-paid commentators filling the airwaves with ludicrous conspiracy theories on state-funded television?

I did not know that.

"God told me to invade Iraq" ? Ludicrous conspiracy theories about WMD-related program activities, not from a "government-paid commentator", but from the fucking government Himself? OUR fucking government?

Looks like there are a lot of things you don't know.

Steve,

Please don't take this the wrong way, but you're a fucking moron.

After reading Ace's comment, bbeck thinks to self...

Man, why don't I learn how to do that? I always end up arguing with the douchebags!

Later,
bbeck

Don't make a fucking maniac out of ace.

You really didn't see it coming? Man, I was waiting for it.

Wow, ace. You didn't realize how ignorant you were? C'mon Mikie Moore has been telling the whole world about all the greatest conspiracy hits of the decade for MONTHS now.

Surely (and I did call you Shirley) you realize that we are in the presence of a superior intellect in Steve, there. He's got it all figured out. Even though we've FOUND WMD's in Iraq, and even though the quote he manufactured can't be found anywhere, Steve knows all the things you don't.

If you just knew what Steve knew, man, then you'd be all set.

Man, just pull your loose shit together or Steve will get ol' Vinnie.

mickey moore did a great service. for 2 hours and ten bucks you can know all the dark secrets of the bush dynasty. of course, silly me, i bought the 9-11 report and believe me with the small print and all, it sucked up a whole hell of a lot more time. of course, if one can't read moore will have to do. does anyone remember the dulfeur report? he said they couldn't find wmd, but he wouldn't go so far as to say they never existed. anyone read ghost wars - those who can't will have to wait for the movie

Ugh. I really wish I could take my donation back.

Well, your donation might wind up doing some small amount of good. These societies are pathological, but even the pathological can (sometimes) understand charity and amity.

Well, that was a selfish post.

I mean, your donation may do some good, *beyond* the obvious direct good of helping fellow human beings out who have been stricken by unimaginable tragedy.

I'm not sure I believe it, but a wise man said that one should love your enemies.

Ace,

Thank you for setting me straight. The air-tight logic of your reply (and the comments of the other geniuses in this thread) has made me consider the possibility that I'm completely wrong.

On the other hand, all the available evidence strongly suggests that you're a fucking retard.

Ok, first of all I HATE FUCKING MITCH ALBOM. I have to hear his crap all the time, because he's here in Detroit. Blech. I have, thankfully, avoided reading all his books.

Second, I had heard Rush mention this, but I couldn't find a story anywhere ... I told my hubby, but didn't have "back-up." He, at times, thinks there is something "to" Arab disgruntlement at the Jooooossss. I need to keep him in line.

Strange but the enviromentalists wackos are blaming the tsunamis on global warmming i mean there not much difference between wackos like abbas and these eco-nuts from greenpeace or some other eco-freak group

Arabs read Joe Vialls! Well good for them.

Can anyone get Steve a bullhorn? Really, if you care about America, you have to help the Democrats get their message out well in advance of '08.

It's almost like they're working for us...

Methinks ol' Steverino might feel more at home over at Douchebags Unlimited.

Shhh....don't scare 'im away!

Its people like Steve-o who make it so easy to feel morally superior.

Look we know God hates Muslims, Snowbirds, and Trailer Parks. Where's the newsflash?

It's amazing the number of supposedly educated people who are complete idiots when it comes to the difference in scale between a nuclear weapon and a 9.0 earthquake. We would have had to expend our entire arsenal to get that kind of effect and that is hypothetical at best. In all likelihood we don't have enough expertise and pricise data to cause any number of nukes to work together to that goal.

Of course, those same idiots will charge that we're bloodthirsty warmongers but at the same time we seek to do our killing secretly.

Pardon me Ace, I hate to correct you, but...

Your reason number 3 has an obvious typo.

It's not 'shabbat', it's shazbot.

I'm sure you'll have that corrected for your future re-post.

Carry on.

I'm to the point with these stupid people and their insane conspiracy theories that I honestly WISH that we'd go ahead and just DO all the things we are accused of, and see how the Hell they like it once we actually put our minds to it. I'll bet they'd be surprised at how efficient we can be in making their fantasies come true.

Ahh, I can dream.

I love these idiot leftie trolls. They remind me why some major demolition work has to be done in certain parts of the world. Thanks, dhimmies.

Steve,

Glad to have helped. Now please get the fuck off of my site.

Oooh-- and hit the tip jar before you go.

I have been finding a good number of articles from the Luddite environmentalists blaming everything from (boardly ) global warming to narrowly) US SUVs to over fishing. And of course a good number throw in the Jews and POTUS. I posted a few if you are interested at: www.lawsandsausages.com

set off underground nuclear explosions which resulted in the earthquake and subsequent tsunami.

Damn. Having the ability to do that would be really cool.

Yeah, that and sharks with frickin laser beams

You know what Iblis...
The sharks are all swimming around in a tank, right?
And the laser beams are shooting straight out of their heads...

Can you see the problem? The sharks will cut each other to ribbons as soon as you turn on the laser beams, because they're all swimming round and round, and the lasers run straight through the other sharks.

Believe me....I even tried really big tanks and tiny tiny sharks, but eventually you still end up with nothing but cross-sectioned sharks floating around in there.

The best way I've found is to compromise; put the sharks in a horse-team harness and just arm the front ones with the lasers.

You're welcome.