"This guy started a Jihad." With assholes like this in your country Islam cannot lose. The malignant disease Liberalism shall keep your people divided, confused and paralized so that you cannot defeat the Third Great Caliphate of Mohammed. Until your people use great power of Boycott against these shrieking cowards, they shall plague you like a million locusts and Islam shall receive all of your children and all of your land from you unbelievers. But you show no signs of using power in your hands against the cowardly jackels and THE VIRGINS rejoice for:

ISLAM SHALL RULE THE EARTH!

ALL PRAISES TO ALLAH THE MERCIFUL!!!

He's Chevy Chase, and I'm not. Thank God.

I'm just surprised we haven't heard more of this since the election. The libs were just too shocked i guess. Now that Chevy has started the shit ball rolling, expect it to gather speed as the rest of the asshats remember they hate Bush, too.

Uh, Ace .....

"Normal" Lear instead of "Norman"?

Was that a simple typo, or a subtle back-handed swipe at the esteemed producer?

Just curious .....

I can count the times Chevy Chase was funny on one hand:
1.Caddyshack
2. The rant at the end of the original Vacation
3. Umm....let me think.

Chevy Chase Offends Even Normal Lear With Vulgar Rant --Ace

I have my doubts that Chevy 'offended' Lear or too many other of the usual suspects in attendance. Annoyed them perhaps but not because they thought he was WRONG. Just because he was contra-indicated at that precise moment in time. They have all probably heard his rants many times before and surely had some idea what he might do before they invited him to their little exercise in self-congratulation.
On any given evening any of them might have said these things and ALL of them probably believe them 24-7.
Idiots !!

Spies Like Us!

One of the best movie theme songs, ever.

Plus....a nearly naked Donna Dixon(!), who took one look at Chevy and said "Man, I gotta get me some of that Ackroyd."

Other funny Chase moments? Ummm.....gimme a sec....

Oh yeah! How about....umm, no, that wasn't really funny...

But wait!.....No, neither was that.......

I guess Rob pretty much has it covered, except that I'd add his appearance in the Paul Simon "You Can Call me AL" video as mildly amusing.

Spies like us....That movie rocked. Can we get some Donna Dixon cheescake ace?

The almost naked girl was Vanessa Angel, who is 50% hotter than Donna Dixon.

Sounds like Chevy thought he was auditioning for "The Prick Monologues."

Ace--

You forgot a cardinal rule of making fun of Chevy Chase-- whenever referencing "Nothing But Trouble" you must refer to it by its working title, "Valkenvania."

It somehow enhances it's suckitude by an order of magnitude, as few movies *improve* with a new title.

Over at my site, I'm challenging readers to name the five funny Chevy Chase films. Yes, as much as I find Chevy Chase unfunny, he has five (just five) funny films to his credit, and I'm able to argue that point.

Of course, his last funny film was in *1989*, which was right around the time Yahoo Serious was funny. Make of that what you will.

http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/12/five-funny-films-of-chevy-chase.html

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I hate it when people express their opinion! In what country does Chevy Chase thinks he lives? This isn't Canada. This is the US where we only support our Presidents when speaking in public or else our lives and/or careers will be destroyed.

So now we can add Chevy's name to the list of people we will destroy.

Oh, give it up, Ryan. Nobody is arguing his right to speak. We're just saying that what he said is some flavor of stupid and self-defeating.

On the other hand, I have a couple of Chevy movies in my collection. Fletch, Fletch Lives, the original Vacation, and Christmas Vacation are fairly to very funny. He did good work on SNL.

And now, he's an idiot.

Oh, well.

Lets be honest: I know of a foul-mouthed bologna (or is it?!?) sandwich that could make a better top 10 list. ;)

Unfortunately, i'm not a foul-mouthed bologna sandwich, so i'll go back to my corner and put my dunce hat back on

Hey Ryan, he has a right to express his opinion and we have a right to express our displeasure with him through not buying anything he makes his living from. There is no constitutional right to be exempt from boycott. No one has the right to stop him from speaking, and no one has the right to make us buy his products. And if he doesn't like it he should shut his mouth or be willing to pay the consequences. I'm surprised at you. Where did you ever get the notion that consevatives don't have the right to boycott? Excuse me, of course! You've been brainwashed by forty years of Liberalism that has told us that only blacks and women have the right to boycott because THEY have GOOD reason to do so and WE DON'T! BULLSHIT, WE DO, WE CAN AND WE MUST!

Speaking of foul mouthed, bologna (ham?) sandwiches...I had the following email in my account this afternoon:

To:Senator
From: Johnny C.
Re: Chevy Chase....

Can you believe that dispeptic dipstick of douchbaggery is out there bashing Bush? Just because the son of a bitch once did the world's worst impression of President Ford, he thinks he has the chops to bash this President too? Lemme tell you something..Chevy, my pal, I got your candygram right here and it reads as follows:

"Let's be honest...when you apologize for, well, your whole flame out of a career built solely on the fact you once shared a stage (and a few lines) with John Belushi, we will consider forgiving you for your asshat comments. You flaming pile of shit. You thundering, ponderous, pretentious pimple on the ass of Gilda Radner. God damn it! It's "comedians" like you that set the fucking bar so low that talentless hanger ons like Al Franken are still relevant today.

Now shut the hell up and go back to making movies with Goldie Hawn/Christie Brinkley and the other hot blonde broad from Vacation. (Who I nailed before she became european royalty by the way. I nailed her after too!)

Oh, and Ackroyd? Same goes for you buddy. Where the fuck is a pissed off Bill Murray with plastic explosives and delusions of SNL Reunion "gophers" when you need him? Landshark this, ya flaming, pill popping Robert Downey Jr wanna be hack.

Your pal,

Johnny Coldcuts".

Make of it what you will.....

Well of course Meatballs II is better! Two words: Kim Richards.

I stopped watching Chevy Chase after Modern Problems... Then again he never was that funny... I mean was his Gerald Ford falldown routine funny at all?!

What exactly was it in the beginning of SNL in 1975 that made Chevy Chase seem so funny? It was because he looked clean cut-and-preppie and parodied newsmen and that had not been done before. Good Schtick. But is was also largely because he made faces while others were talking, like a snotty seventh grader in a classroom while the teacher talked. And he made a running gag of Gerald Ford tumbling down the steps of Air Force One. It was adolescent, childish, boorishness and we loved it. But seen through the wisdom of time and hindsight it was whoopy-cushion-wit and not a great contribution to comedy, as some of the others from SNL certainly were. He hasn't grown up at all since 1975 as his words show.

Chevy's trademark character was that of a blandly clueless nincompoop. Another SNL alumnus, Al Franken, portrayed a shallow, self-infatuated, semi-gay twerp who needed a good punch in the nose. What a revelation it has been to see these masters of comedy step out from behind their masks!

I'll give him (grudgingly) Modern Problems. More so for the orgasiminging -- y'know what I mean --- Patti D'Arbanville. She was hot in her day. Granted, that day was 1981 -- she was naked in the Sopranos playing "Lorraine Calluzzo" -- she gets shot running through her house after taking a shower. Gained a lot of weight.

But she did the blue eye shadow thing well back in the 80's. As Paris would say, "That's hot"

Well of course Meatballs II is better! Two words: Kim Richards.

You're kidding me. I had no idea. Note to self: rent Meatballs II.

Patti D'Arbanville. She was hot in her day

Yeahp. Loved her. She had that sweet/slutty combo going.

"I'll be honest: Vegas Vacation is just about the best Vacation film yet."

If by "best" Cornelius means "measured by the ratio of one and the average decibel level of all theatrical showings of this film." That would be a high number indeed, indeed making this the "best" of the Vacation films.

I sat in a packed theatre (yes, I know, but the film had just opened) and witnessed a cinematic first: a comedy film that quite literally drew not one audience laugh, not even a single random guffaw or snort. It was 90 minutes of absolute dead silence from the audience. Suckworthiness Rating: Defcom 5.

I love it. People can speak their minds.....BUT MUST FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!

FWIW I never bemoaned your right to boycott. I simply alluded to the fact that whenever a celebrity says something negative about the President he/she is immediately thrown under the bus. Why? That is all I want to know....why? Why can't people disagree with you without there being consequences/boycott/outrage?

Because people think celebrities are idiots? Sounds like a good reason to me.

Yes, Smack, all celebrities are idiots. Brilliant.

His movies with Goldie Hawn are amusing. Foul Play, Seems Like Old Times.

Yes, Ryan, celebrities are the smartest people on earth. Brilliant.

Smack, way to get my drift. Of course I would HAVE TO mean they are the completely opposite extreme, right? Or is that because you are an extremist that there is nothing but extremes?

We are talking about "celebrities" for crying out loud. They are just people with a profession in front of cameras. It makes them no more smart or dumb.

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