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December 14, 2004

NYT Shock: Powerful Pol Had Sex With Hot Rich Chick!

Flooding the zone on this very important, policy-implicating Kerik fiasco!*

While the Broadsheet Doyennes cover this incredibly important story on the first page, throwing all sorts of journalistic resources behind uncovering the Watergate-level scandal, the sensationalistic and puerile New York Post covers the titilating-but-trivial tale of Clinton pardonee Marc Rich's role in the lurid and sex-dripping Oil for Food scandal, and the irresponsible and irrelevant Newsmax bothers itself with non-stories about the son of the UN Secretary General getting juicy payoffs to allow fraud to run wild in the same scam.

I mean, sure, if you want to just jerk off while reading your so-called "news," by all means read the Post and Newsmax.

But if you want the important news delivered to you in a sober and non-sensationalized manner, then go to the New York Times to find out how many times a week Kerik was banging Judith Regan.

And this, folks, is why the alternative media will never supplant our mainstream media. While they're covering important stories which very well could shape world politics for the next twenty years, the right-wing "alternative" media is peeping through keyholes hyping juicy-hot kinky-dirty stories of global corruption to the tune of 21 billion dollars.

Why can't we rise to their level? When will I ever get over my panty-sniffing creepy sexual interest in complicated international oil-market accounting-scams?

*Okay, that Times piece isn't actually about Judith Regan. It's about Kerik's "shadowy connections" to shady people.

Still, it's nice to see where the Times' priorites lay.

I can promise you that if we were talking about Kojo Bush and Marc Cheney, the Times would suddenly rouse itself from its sleepy boredom about the scandal.


posted by Ace at 11:51 PM
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More proof that Republicans are fun to be with.

Posted by: jake on December 15, 2004 12:24 AM

We've always known that the MSM has a nose for crotch.

Posted by: Ryne on December 15, 2004 12:29 AM

Serves Bush right for being impulsive and "liking the cut of Kerik's jib" and making that clear to his Staff. Another case where Bush pays for hip-shooting and sentimentalizing a uniformed caste of government employees in one particular American city as "ALL our Greatest Heroes" .

As for Kerik, after his and Giuliani's speeches about no one but emergency workers or annointed priests (or Rudy's VIP delegations) should be allowed to be in the vicinity of the "sacred soil of 9/11, the hallowed resting place for heroes"....

Well, somehow offices and underground gift, jewlery, and liquor shops the cops sealed off around Ground Zero managed to get picked clean. William Langweische wrote that the cops were fond of laptops and watches, the firemen gold chains and whatever the cops left...

And above it all, overlooking the "sacred soil" and such, Kerik brings his Mistress in to bang in an apartment he supposedly set up for "resting emergency workers".

Regan gets the ultimate power aphrodisiac - her private 9/11 searchers show from the Chiefs 24th floor tryst nest bedroom facing the Pit, while the former Rudy chauffeur and HS dropout turned Chief of Police services her doggy style.

Rudy stands covered in Kerik's dripping shit, and despite apologies, some of it rubbed off on Bush.

Posted by: cedarford on December 15, 2004 01:27 AM

I have to agree, Judith Regan is surprisingly hot, especially when you take a look at Kerik. Let's be honest, I would have assumed just yesterday that a guy who looks like that wouldn't be able to score a dame of that quality without leaning on the authority of his office. And then to learn that he was not just carrying on with Regan, but with another woman during the same time period? As much as I loathe infidelity (and I really, really do), I gotta acknowledge the balls of this guy to cheat not only on his wife, but then on his hotter-than-he-merits mistress. Conventional wisdom may suggest not to chance screwing up a fluke of good fortune like Judith Regan, but Kerik takes the path less traveled.

On second thought, I suppose that makes him an idiot as well as slime.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/261625p-224000c.html (this link takes you to a story where you can easily contrast the physical appearance of Kerik and Regan)

Posted by: Alex on December 15, 2004 01:32 AM

When Kerik's name came up a friend who's a retired cop called and said, "Has Rudy totally lost his mind? I know corner whores who've had his cell number since he worked out at Riker's Island!"

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin on December 15, 2004 01:45 AM

of course, this could've been done to dirty up Rudy and make Jeb look better.....

Posted by: scrood on December 15, 2004 12:49 PM
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