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December 13, 2004

Michael Moore Wants People's Choice Award

Because, you know, it's the only award that really matters. Because it's the people who choose it. And whatever the hell else they always say:

“Now, normally I wouldn’t make a very big deal out of something like this,” Moore writes on his Web site. “But then a group of top Republicans took out a full page ad in USA Today. [and among other things they] issued a not-so-subtle threat to the Academy Awards voters that, in essence, said don’t even THINK about nominating ‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ for Best Picture. And [Fox newsman] Bill O’Reilly recently bellowed that if the Oscars recognize my work this year, Middle America will boycott Hollywood. Oops. I guess he spoke too soon. Because now along comes Middle America’s favorite awards show, the People’s Choice.”

"Normally I wouldn’t make a very big deal out of something like this"?!?! Is this Michael Moore we're talking about? The first time I ever saw this loathesome toad was on Letterman -- years ago, hyping Roger & Me -- and he did almost nothing else in the interview but name the awards his little home movie had won in various regional film competitions.

And I haven't stopped hearing about his various awards -- almost always from his own misformed frogmouth -- since. For God's sake, I know this fat sack of fat's resume better than I know my own.

This vile pustule plugs his movies as relentlessly as Arnold Schwarzegger, but it's much worse, because 1) Schwarzenegger does it with a kind of archly-knowing hucksterism and humor, and 2), Schwarzenegger is a promotional Terminator. That's what he does. That's all he does. And he will not rest, he will not sleep, he will not stop until you've gone out to see Junior at least twice.

But, you know, Moore normally doesn't make a "very big deal" out of stuff like this.

Since the increasingly-nasty Andrew Sullivan has named a mean-spirited award after the indispensible "God knows, I'm not the easiest person to offend," apparently blithely unaware that his blog consists of very little except him taking excitable umbrage at-- well, at just about anything at all. If a Republican farts in Poughkipsee, Andrew Sullivan has to note how "gob-smackingly vile" he finds that theocratic flatulance.

So the first winner of the Andrew Sullivan Award For Vain Self-Delusions: Michael "I don't normally make a very big deal out of this sort of thing" Moore.

Please let me know if you make similar finds.

And...

You can vote against Fahrenheit 9-11 here (UPDATE: Voting now closed!). I would suggest everyone voting for one film so that Moore definitely doesn't win -- I picked The Incredibles, a movie I haven't seen but which people seem to like -- but make sure you vote for something.

It's so childish. Can you believe the overweening ego of this dick, campaigning so hard for some meaningless internet-voting award?

Update: That Link... should work-- it's the link from Moore's site, that brought me right to the category I wanted to vote in -- but it seems for some reason to not be working.

This link brings you to the People's Choice Awards, but then you have to scroll through a lot of other categories to get to the one you want.

Sorry. Don't know what else to do.

Voting Now Closed?! Yeahp, the link doesn't work because three minutes after I put it up, they closed the voting.

That's my kind of timing.


posted by Ace at 02:13 PM
Comments



Great - now fatty will claim he lost because of a rightwing conspiracy

Posted by: Ira on December 13, 2004 02:20 PM

Count me a proud founding member of that conspiracy!

And if fatso wins ANYTHING at the Academy Awards I fully intend to boycott the movies for a callendar year.

Da_Wiz Sends

Posted by: Outlaw_Wizard on December 13, 2004 02:30 PM

Well, I think most filmmakers realize that they have to win awards to court free publicity and a renewed interest in their work. Is that what's really bothering you Ace? Award shows are nothing more than marketing arms for publicists and agents. I think a substantive attack on why Moore makes you sick would be more conducive to discrediting him than an attack on his weight.

Posted by: Chris Grant on December 13, 2004 02:32 PM

Forgive me for not reading Sullivan these days but after doing a quick Malkin search, what exactly is his award supposed to be about?

Posted by: Elric on December 13, 2004 02:55 PM

Nope, I'm voting for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (that IS on the list?) I loved that movie. ,I'll take any opportunity to vote against Fatty fatsa-tard.

Posted by: Carin on December 13, 2004 02:57 PM

Oh, found it. So, when does he nominate himself for it? =p

Posted by: Elric on December 13, 2004 03:01 PM

Ace who is funnier than you? Don't lose your sense of humor! As far as F911 if you can get past the fact that it is factual innacurate and made by Moore its actually sort of funny. I think he is laughing all the way to the bank because I don't really believe he belives the stuff he films and says. Its just a way to make money and if the liberal media and voters want to use it as fodder for their cause and make Moore rich in the process..shame on them and good strategic vision on his part.

Posted by: gothpunkr on December 13, 2004 03:07 PM

Voting is down? Conspiracy! I feel repressed! I have concerns my vote wasn't counted. I blame Ashkkkroft, or at least Rummy...

Posted by: fat kid on December 13, 2004 03:42 PM

How ironic. Moore can dish it out, he can criticize anyone he wants in any way he deems appropriate, but he can't take criticize. What a baby.

Posted by: Lynn on December 13, 2004 05:48 PM

I think we need a lot of Micheal Moore on. With Moore on, the mass population can do what they do best, namely; label Moore on as a morbidly obese fanatic whose lardness equates to incompetence and laziness. Moore on is old news and his ego will swallow him whole. Oops, too late. I wonder if Moore on superimposed his image over a lone cameraman that he paid minimum wage to pretend he conducted the interviews himself. Works for the press, why not Moore on. Good luck, Moore on in your declining years. The more lard you glom onto, the less anyone will be seeing you in the future.
Wallfly

Posted by: Wallfly on December 13, 2004 06:01 PM

you have to read "Mike's Letter" from today.

He equates the beating the dems took to wife beating, that he and other lefties are victims and the only response is some kind of burning-bed scenario

it's a hoot!

http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=174

read the note from the victim's advocate and replace any mention or Bush or republicans with 'islamofascism'

You will see she makes a very good point as to how liberals have and continue to react to the terrorist threat.

hmmmmm, maybe they have a point with the election. We did bitch-slap 'em.

Posted by: moflicky on December 13, 2004 06:41 PM

Aging queen makes vindictive swipes at pretty young woman. Kind of a dog bites man thing, huh.

Posted by: wally on December 13, 2004 07:11 PM

There's a logical flaw in your argument. If someone says that he "normally" doesn't do X, and in fact he does X all the time, he's not necessary a hypocrite. He may just be abnormal.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil on December 13, 2004 10:02 PM
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