Ace of Spades HQ

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December 13, 2004

Thanks For Voting!

Thanks to your votes, Ace of Spades HQ has now been voted the top blog of the top 100 blogs.

I mean, after you exclude all those blogs which were nominated for best overall blog, best conservative blog, best humor blog, best culture blog, etc. Ace of Spades HQ is therefore the very best of the top 100 blogs, assuming you exclude all the better blogs from consideration.

But it's a big honor, and I'm really grateful to those who voted. I'm not sure how yet, but somehow this has to aid in the Quest for Crazy Blog-Money.

A Little Kim Richards? Someone suggested it, and why not?

I can't find any good photos at the moment, but I did find this mpg of the Hello, Larry opening credits. Kim's a little young there, but hey, it's when I fell in love with her, so what the hell.

I can't believe I know all the lyrics to that stupid opening theme.

And what the hell is Meadowlark Lemon doing in there?

That doesn't really work in any of my fantasies at all.

Well, okay, Meadowlark's in one of my sexual fantasies. But only one. See, I always have this sex-dream about playing for the Washington Senators and then Meadowlark Lemon comes up to me to throw a bucket of water on me, except it's not water, it's confetti, and but then I realize it's not even confetti, it's cut-up naked photos of Jon-Erik Hexum having sex with Greg Evigan.

What does it all mean? I don't know. I've been in therapy for eight years trying to figure that one out.

Okay, One More: And this one is actually more for the ladies, who've had to put up with this Kim Richards thing for far too long.

Not much of a picture of Kim, but then she's in bed with a shirtless James Spader, before he got all puffy, and yeah, even though he sorta looks like Anthony Michael Hall there.

And Even More For the Ladies! A video of Kim Richards in the "Tight Fit" episode of CHiPs, posing with a bare-chested Erik Estrada!

All for the ladies. I'm a ladies' man.

posted by Ace at 12:42 PM

Comments

With a mandate at that.

Posted by: fat kid on December 13, 2004 01:10 PM

Yes, when you take away all the other better blogs ACE IS NO. 1! Why are you so popular ACE? Well, Allahpundit has been more like Weekend at Allah's forever and Freeper wasn't on the list. Actually most people I know would vote ACE as No. 2 behind only Freeper. But seeing how Freeper banned THE VIRGINS, we voted for ACE to win 72 times.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on December 13, 2004 01:14 PM

Allow me to extend my congratulations. You have been doing sterling work and yeoman's service. I think you should reward yourself with a little Kim cheesecake.

Posted by: pinky on December 13, 2004 01:18 PM

Congratulations! Just goes to show you, it's like my grandpappy always said: "They come for the humor, but they stay for the Kim Richards."

Posted by: Guy T. on December 13, 2004 01:20 PM

Ace, you are the Man! You know the Crazy Blog Money can't be far behind! Everybody hit the tip jar!

BrewFan

p.s. I'd like to help get the ball rolling but I'm a little short this month. You understand, don't you?

Posted by: BrewFan on December 13, 2004 01:40 PM

How did you do in the "Best Blog written in the Original Aramaic" category I nominated you for?

Posted by: senator philabuster on December 13, 2004 01:49 PM

You killed 'em. Now loot their blogs.

Posted by: quiggs on December 13, 2004 02:00 PM

Ace of Spades:

Ten percent more than
the next highest candidate?
Can you say mandate?

Posted by: Johnny Catbird on December 13, 2004 02:24 PM

Bwahahahahaha!

You killed 'em. Now loot their blogs.

LIKE A VIKING!

Posted by: fat kid on December 13, 2004 02:26 PM

Don't forget "Best New Blog." Bitch.

Posted by: Bill from INDC on December 13, 2004 03:24 PM

Congrats.

And thanks for including some guy pix, especially the guy who has some hair on his chest. I've never cared for the shaved look.

Fortunately, this has worked out well for me.

Posted by: Dianna on December 13, 2004 03:29 PM

Not gonna shear that woolly chest of yours Dianna? You go, girl. I hear some guys really dig that.

Posted by: lauraw on December 13, 2004 07:56 PM

Congratulations, Ace!

A well-deserved honor.

Posted by: The Commissar on December 13, 2004 09:53 PM

Jon-Erik Hexum?? Was he the beefstud that decided to impress two fawning groupies with his knowledge of how safe a .44 Mag loaded with blanks was by putting the gun to his temple and pulling the trigger?

If so, did he win the Darwin, or was that before the Darwin Awards started??

Posted by: Cedarford on December 13, 2004 10:12 PM

ALL HAIL ACE!

So, when do I get a cut of that crazy blog money...?

What? Damn.

Posted by: Squatch on December 13, 2004 11:07 PM

Thanks everyone.

As for a "cut" of my crazy blog-money: Ace of Spades HQ is what I like to think of a "pyramid scam," and in such "scams" (a term of art in the business world; think nothing of it) you start getting your millions just after I get mine.

But first we have to get me that first million. Come on, let's go! Don't you guys want to be rich?

Posted by: ace on December 13, 2004 11:29 PM

huzzah huzzah! all hail Ace, King of the Bloggers.
your armies await, my liege

Posted by: on December 16, 2004 03:03 AM