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Tuesday TimesuckSee, you're stuck in a room, and it's crimson. And there are keys and CD players and drawers that won't open. Don't ask me what the point is. I have no idea. I'm still trying to figure out what the heck I'm supposed to do with an empty CD case. Update: I'm totally stuck in this stupid room, but for reasons I can't quite explain, I get completely excited when I discover "a small metal stick" hidden on the bed or something. What does the stick do? Well, it seems to fit into the "strange red box." Does it open the box? Not at all. But it's all very exciting. If You Can't Take It Any More: A walk-thru is here. I just want to know what's in the "box of mistery [sic]." Busted! The game seems broken near the very end. At some point you need to get a code to open a safe, but the code doesn't seem to work. According to the walk-thru, you're just one or two steps away from escape at that point, so, if you want, you can play until that point and then declare victory. Kinda like Vietnam. posted by Ace at 11:58 PM
CommentsI remember Crimson Room. Great game. Not to fill you with despair or anything, but there are at least two sequels: Veridian Room and Blue Room. I solved Veridian Room, but I haven't had any time to try Blue Room yet. You can find them all by searching Dave Barry's blog. Posted by: Sobek on December 7, 2004 12:57 AM
Looks like it's broken. The code you get from the "Yellow Chamber" doesn't open the safe like it's supposed to. Posted by: Xoxotl on December 7, 2004 01:00 AM
Ace, at some point in our lives, all men want to know what's in the box of mystery. But you have to ask her nicely. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on December 7, 2004 01:01 AM
Am I the only one who didn't have any patience for that? I have all but 2 of the items to get out of there and my furious clicking on every screen has gotten tedious. Poop. Posted by: fat kid on December 7, 2004 01:40 AM
Yeah, it gets a little tedious, as those games do. That's why God invented walk-thru's, dude. I don't think I've ever played a single game without relying on a good walk-thru after twenty minutes on a level. Like I've got the time to go searching through thirty fucking rooms to find the silver fucking key and to flip that one switch that lowers the fucking energy shield around the fucking power generator. Posted by: ace on December 7, 2004 01:55 AM
I spent one whole godamn hour trying to figure how to get our of that !@#$ room. And then I learn it's busted!? Sue everybody!!! Posted by: Saul Rosenberg on December 7, 2004 02:07 AM
I'm actually kind of proud of the fact I needed to look at the walkthrough for "Champions of Norrath" twice: "The last catapult is right by the entrance to the level, dumbass," and "run around the spider and hit it in the back, dumbass." First time I got through a game with so little help. Posted by: John Nowak on December 7, 2004 02:36 AM
It's not busted, you have to use the code AND the last key to open the safe. Posted by: on December 7, 2004 10:12 AM
Actually, it's even more devious than that... it must have a cookie saved on the particular link.. you have to play the game, get the website address, from that link get the password of the day, follow the link back to the game... don't close the window... then replay the game, the password for the safe will work then. Posted by: on December 7, 2004 02:43 PM
I found the 'Viridian Room' to be more of a challenge than the 'Crimson Room.' The blue one I didn't get very far on. I got the money, the pen, the paper (help note) and worked the little pneumatic thingy, but to no avail. Ah well... such are life's litle diversions. Posted by: akronin on December 9, 2004 02:44 AM
The phone number for the Blue Room is a Japanese style phone number. Posted by: FATTY on March 9, 2005 08:52 PM
I got through the Crimson Room and the Blue Chamber easily but am stuck on the Cross in the Viridian Room. I can not figure out where the Chinese Characters go. Please help! I've tried different ways but to no avail. Posted by: Buckeye Barbie on October 9, 2005 05:09 PM
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