LOL !!!

But, Ace, Picard would fit in so much better at the UN!

Mmmm..that is one tasty Top Ten list.

Though, I think Mr. Paul Anka would make a better Secretary General that Ditka. Let's be honest. Or maybe Vinny Falcone. He'd definitely ride the General Assembly's asses and prevent any loose shit from going on there.

Ace:

1) Wouldn't the Nuke crazy North Korean delegation freak out over the Frenchies wearing "World's Best Golfer" hats? After all, beloved leader did shoot something like 38 under par on his first golf outing.

2) Something I just realized reading this: Scotty is not only an iconic figure, he is an ironic figure as well. Iconic: The only Red Shirt wearing crewmember to not get killed (although he was accused of murder). Ironic: Despite the propensity of all red shirrts to die early and often, Scotty outlived everyone on the crew (except Spock) by being caught in that goofy ass transportation beam accident.

3) Yes, I realize #2 makes me the King of the Dorks. But that's ok, cause I get to cornhole Wonkette! as a consolation prize.

4)If they really took the Breakfast Club approach to solving problems, wouldn't that create some interesting strategic alliances?

Couldn't you just see troublemaker/rogue state Judd Nelson/Libya getting funky with Ice Princess/Elitest European state Molly Ringwold/Norway? Qaddafi could end up with the Nobel Peace Prize!

Further, inconsequential little loser states who are forced to do everyone elses assignments while the cool kids make out/Anthony Michael Hall would remain inconsequential little loser states forced to miss out on the fun while the big boys play/France and Germany (seen any Iraq reconstruction contracts fellas?)

In fact, maybe thats how we should develop a "new world order" Assign each nation to its Breakfast Club counterpart and assign beat downs accordingly.

Ace, they WEAR red. Dummocrat.

After I posted this, I remembered that Uhura wore red too. But the general points about Scotty still stand.

huh?

Ace: Morpheus is telling you that you misspelled "wear" as "where" in the * to your star trek joke.

Unless the "huh?" is directed at me, in which case I can't help clarify. :)

Okay, I actually figured that out after I posted.

Ace--

It's the famously-effective *46* defense, pal.

Should've known a Giants fan would get that one wrong.

Sigh. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

P.S. If that came to pass, I sure hope there'd be room for the Fridge. Or better yet, Samurai Mike Singletary.

Can you imagine the French delegate freaking out during a staredown with this??

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img6170711.jpg

Hey Dave,

Should we really credit Ditka with the "46" defense, or should we give more credit to his then Def Coordinator Buddy Ryan?

Me..I lean to Ryan. But that's mainly because I still laugh when I think about the fistfight he got into with assistant coach Jeff Fisher (now the Titans Head Coach).

Speaking of Lindsey Lohan, here are some photos of here smoking weed at a party. Enjoy! (not my blog, BTW)

Senator--

I'm loathe to credit Buddy Ryan with anything, but, er, I guess you're right.

Then again, Ditka was smart enough to let Ryan work his magic. Leadership has to count for something.

And man, that Jeff Fisher moment was priceless. . . man, those Bears were just effin' great.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Funny Ace is back!

Ah, the '85 Bears. I know it's seems kinda pathetic for Chicago fans and their weird fascination with a football team that hasn't played in almost 20 years, but it was one of those things where you had to 'be there', watching it each Sunday.

Had never seen, and haven't seen since, actual fear in the eyes of pro football players as when they had to play against that defense. It was the exposed guys: receivers alligator-arming passes, running backs making like Fred Astaire in the backfield, and quarterbacks wondering "How many shots am I taking today from these monsters? My legs and my arm, man! Concussion?...", and just folding like paper. To top it all off, the crazy bastards on that defense would bark like Dobermans at the tops of their lungs just to put the fear of God into 'em. Beautiful.

So I wholeheartedly agree in the 46 Defense translated to the UN. Why not? We're using the 46 Offense in Fallujah... Make the French alligator-arm that next resolution. Make the EU dance a tap-dance the next time they put together a 'voting bloc'. And make the Arab dictatorships wonder if those gigantic sons-of-bitches are gonna come through untouched and repeatedly plant their skinny asses into the ground.

poker me up