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US Soldier "Executes" Terrorist Playing DeadNEW YORK (AP) - A U.S. Marine shot and killed a wounded and apparently unarmed Iraqi prisoner in a mosque in the former insurgent stronghold of Fallujah, according to dramatic pool television pictures broadcast Monday. A Marine spokesman in Washington said the shooting was under investigation. Will Andrew Sullivan and the others be able to maintain interest outside of the superheated environment of a presidential election? It will be harder, of course. This guy wasn't being directly supervised at the moment, and seemed to act completely spontaneously. It also has to be noted that these guys have played dead before. And that "playing dead" is not surrendering. And that if you're not surrendering, you're a legitimate target. posted by Ace at 11:54 PM
CommentsYou know this is going into the "America is Great Satan" round-up at Al-ja-sleeza. Posted by: Iblis on November 16, 2004 12:05 AM
Is this like when John Kerry shot that fleeing Viet Cong in the back? Nah, probably not. Kerry was a war hero (three purple hearts! three!) and the Marines in Fallujah are just Halliburton's killing-machine minions. (...Or innocent victims of Bush's oil war, duped into serving with the promise of free tuition. Take your pick. It really all depends on whether Michael Moore's dyspepsia is acting up that day or not.) Posted by: EtherPundit on November 16, 2004 12:29 AM
Cry me a river. The Marine thought the muj was dead, the muj twitched, the Marine blew his brains out. End of story. Checking the dead is an incredibly hazardous activity. And by being inside a mosque in the first place these terrorists were breaking the laws of war. I wouldn't be surprised if they hang this guy out to dry, though. Posted by: David Gillies on November 16, 2004 12:51 AM
I saw one version of the video. My gut says it could really be over the line -- if only because I've spent 20+ years watching movies where the good guys tie up some unspeakably evil schmuck in a closet and end up with a big confrontation scene in the final reel......and thinking, "if it were me, I'd plug the SOB on general principles." On the flip side, our soldiers are trained better than this candy-assed middle-aged Pillsbury escapee will ever be. I wouldn't second-guess one in a suburban crosswalk, and I surely don't think this guy deserves any cozy back-seat-driving from my armchair in California. I hope -- I really, really hope -- that there's sufficient evidence around to indicate that it's a good shoot. I want the guy to get a medal, the press to get stuffed, and the world to marvel at the most perfect realization of controlled force ever put on the field. I want our soldiers to be better than I would be, and I want the facts around to back it up. And if that's not meant to be, I hope the guy speaks the truth, takes his lumps, goes the remainder of his time in with distinction, and isn't crucified by the anti-American doom crew. And gets visited by the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa, while I'm at it.
Posted by: cthulhu on November 16, 2004 01:04 AM
Not sure how this will play out. I don't know what rules of engagement (ROE) were in the Marines orders. We don't know the details of another Marine squad that was there moments before the shooter's squad entered the Mosque, who evidently shot at the 5 insurgents as well, killing or further wounding 4 of the 5. 3 others of the 5 died from the wounds inflicted by the 1st squad. On the CON side - The videotaped shooter's squad was evidently in there for 2 full minutes right next to the 5, a long time for determining whether or not the 5 were deadly threats - before the shot blowing one of the guy's brains out was taken. And perception is reality. The video of a US soldier spattering a prostrate and evidently unarmed man's brains all over a Mosque wall is not good PR. On the PRO side - Insurgents had "faked" death before, pretended to surrender, booby trapped bodies, had explosives strapped to themselves, worn captured uniforms to lure Marines in, had retaken positions to the rear - and killed Marines those ways. When some insurgents employ those tactics, other insurgents pay by having far lower odds the Marines will risk taking them alive.The reporter was wrong - the 5 were NOT at that point prisoners under the Marine's control, and had NOT checked out for weapons. Also, another Marine, not the shooter, was shouting warnings of menace. The shooter hardly just casually shot the guy in cold blood. Posted by: Cedarford on November 16, 2004 01:17 AM
Anybody who's been in deadly house to house combat for 12 to 24 continuous hours anticipating that bullet with your name on it, anybody who's lived in the fog of war dodging snipers, IED's, booby traps and sneak attacks, anybody with any concept of what these Marines have endured, would laugh at the silliness of this becoming an issue. Posted by: Jay Urban on November 16, 2004 01:49 AM
Heard a 2200 hours Pacific report on ABC radio news that was pretty clear. The Marine thought the guy was playing dead and moved. Knowing anything about suicide attacks...what would you have done? ROE? He's gone. Posted by: OregonGuy on November 16, 2004 02:35 AM
"booby-trapped dead body of an insurgent" Then there is no way to know that the prostrate Iraqi is "unarmed" - right? Posted by: Philip on November 16, 2004 03:36 AM
Personally, I am completely nonplussed by the soldiers action. Unfortunately, I don't make the rules. With the LLL/MSM spaz-tards smarting so much from the recent elections, I imagine it's a no-brainer that they will try to make hay out of the event. Given that, I'd expect the soldier to be made an example of. That's a shame, given that Jean Francois Kerrie got a pass for doing something similar if not worse (Um. Or so he claims). In a sane world, the soldier would simply be reprimanded, IMO. Islam is lucky the US does not play by their rules: All Arab capitals would be nuclear-fused glass parking lots if we did. Oil would be about $10.00 per barrel too. Posted by: Bloghorn Bleghorn on November 16, 2004 05:12 AM
I believe it was Paula Zahn that I heard say "First it was Abu Ghraib, now...". Man, I hate the Media. I can't and won't judge. I wasn't there, and can't possibly imagine the stress and tension of the moment- but I do know that if your finger is on the trigger in a combat situation, you are more likely to shoot than not. In a training exercise, I "shot" an individual that had "surrendered", because he was presumed armed and he made an aggressive move. Turned out he wasn't armed. The quote from my instructor was " you're in it now... but I'd have done the same thing". I'll trust the Marines to investigate this, but I'll also guarantee the media won't shut-up about it for several days... Posted by: Jack Grey on November 16, 2004 06:36 AM
There seemed to be a communication breakdown. The wounded were apparently left for pick up by another group of Marines. The group that was there during the killing didn't know there were wounded left in the building. Also, the shooter was shot in the face just the day before, so he might have been a bit more jumpy than usual. I know I would be. Posted by: Michael Dennis on November 16, 2004 06:49 AM
For the ten thousandth time: Why are we letting the media film this stuff? Don't we know who our enemies are? Posted by: Brian on November 16, 2004 07:28 AM
John Kerry was in Vietnam? I wish I had known that before the election. Another dead terrorist. Why are we debating this? Posted by: Steve L. on November 16, 2004 08:17 AM
I posted my ten cent observations: http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/11/us-to-probe-shooting-of-wounded-iraqi.html -- I'll let military justice sort the facts, not NBC (or Al Jazeerah) Sigh. When did we stop learning about war? When did we stop paying attention to what happens in war? Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 16, 2004 08:21 AM
Give him a medal. Posted by: The Black Republican on November 16, 2004 09:22 AM
Anyone who is paying attention to this should know that Sites' blog is being regularly purged of any comments supporting the Marine, but those of people from overseas excoriating him and the US in general are allowed to flow freely. That should tell you a little something about Sites' take on the whole thing, and the viewpoint from which he looks at this. Posted by: Adam Wood on November 16, 2004 09:41 AM
A caller on Houston's KPRC Radio 950 stated that we shouldn't be putting our soldiers at risk. We should have the media reporter go and probe for hidden dynamite and/or weapons. Being wounded the day before and having one of your fellow soldiers killed by an exploding enemy would make me play it extra safe. Me, I think it goes deeper. Here we have an enemy fighter supposedly fighting in the name of 'holy' Allah, yet here he is with murderous intent in a Holy religious mosque with weapons readily apparent putting at jeopardy the very religious institution he professes as his end-all be-all. A thinking Marine would say "How dare him! How dare he claim to be a religious fighter when his actions beg for his very own temple to come down upon him. What a outright sickening lie!" Die you phony liar. They don't play by any rules. I'll be damed if I would give it up to chance. Posted by: Steve N on November 16, 2004 10:00 AM
So, what was the "blacked out" portion of the film hiding -- the sight of the "wounded" man reaching for a grenade? Posted by: Andrea Harris on November 16, 2004 10:47 AM
So I guess the downside is that now Michael Moore's Minutemen not only have to worry that female US military personnel are going to laugh at their gizmotchies, but also that they might be shot on the spot even if they are in a mosque. And playing dead won't save you. Call me when we start beheading them for MTV. Posted by: capitano on November 16, 2004 10:53 AM
Kevin Sites of NBC television should've been the one shot for turning this into another potential Abu-Graib Liberal/Media-Feeding-Frenzy. If I were in such a spot I'd outake that snippet no matter what it took, even if it meant losing an entire week of shooting. Journalists have an Absolute Responsibility to our troops and our country First! But in the end, this shall be as irrelevant as Abu-Graib. Posted by: 72VIRGINS on November 16, 2004 11:33 AM
Quite apart from my personal indifference to the how,why,where,and when,of 'insurgent'destruction,I strongly feel that 'our'media is composed of defeatist if not seditious clowns. Posted by: dougf on November 16, 2004 11:36 AM
Killing these maniacs one at a time is going to take waaay too long Posted by: Len - KC on November 16, 2004 12:26 PM
Bottom line is that the enemy soldier was neither dead nor actively surrendering. He was still a combatant and a legitimate target. Just like JF'nK's fleeing teenage 'Cong, shot in the back. That was a righteous kill and this is a righteous kill (from what we know from the reports) Posted by: hobgoblin on November 16, 2004 12:45 PM
Sites could've informed the military about it first and given them time to investigate the incident before giving it to the AP and all the other MSM jerks. But no! They just can't wait to prove to the world how evil our troops are. This marine should be able to count on all of the MSM's votes if he decides to run for president in the future. After all they endorsed Kerry even though he did the same thing. Posted by: Gary B. on November 16, 2004 01:06 PM
Okay, here's my two cents. NY Times and AP report it was a "prisoner" that was shot. How do they know the guy was a prisoner? Did the reporter say that? No. Did the International Red Cross say that? No. In fact, the IRC said all they knew was that it seemed to be a wounded man. Does wounded equal surrendering? No. Does wounded equal prisoner? No. Does playing dead equal surrendering? No. Did a Marine in the same unit die the day before from a booby-trapped body? Yes. Was this Marine justified in reacting with deadly force to a guy that had tried, along with his insurgent brethren, to kill every American they saw? You bet your ass he was. Lefties will spin away on this one, but try as they might, I fail to see how a group of five unguarded people in a mosque are prisoners by any definition, regardless of their physical condition. I say bravo. The young Marine sliced like a fuckin’ hammer. More power to him! Posted by: Dan-O on November 16, 2004 01:17 PM
How many Marines are the terrorist holding as prisnors? None because they do not take military prisoners. They excute any resistance and take political hostages and cut off their heads to promote fear. I would like to put Kerry, Rather, Posted by: Screaming Eagle on November 16, 2004 01:31 PM
Let us all also praise hindsight, without which, most of us in that situation would have also made the SPLIT SECOND DECISION to shoot. Armchair Marines need to STFU, forever. Posted by: lauraw on November 16, 2004 01:32 PM
Beat me to is, screaming eagle! Posted by: lauraw on November 16, 2004 01:33 PM
Ace, Posted by: Steve on November 16, 2004 01:54 PM
Maybe the Marines should do us all a favor and have some "media involved friendly fire" "tragedies". Posted by: Iblis on November 16, 2004 02:08 PM
I don't have a final conclusion about the shooting, just a collection of points that I'm not reading in the discussions buzzing around today: The clip shows that the soldiers had just been told they had all nearly died from friendly fire by tanks moments before. Not good for the nerves. It shows a conversation before both groups of marines enter the mosque that indicates that the resident group of marines had just killed two of the five wounded enemy in the mosque before the taping begins - if so, it isn't clear whether this was because the two were hostile, or as a precaution. My guess from the rather flat vocal tones of the marines who killed them is that the marines had not been fired on by the two just killed, and that the soldiers were already wary of being accused of at least excessive force, even before the famous incident. This may also indicate that on the previous pass through the mosque, just earlier, all the passive wounded were prodded or similarly tested for conciousness. The shooter doesn't step back, as one might perhaps expect if he were convinced a booby trap might go off; but then again, he may have decided that speed was of the essence. True, he wastes time shouting, but that may have been to give the enemy a last chance to give up the game as well as keep his buddies informed, since his directed shouting didn't need a whole lot of translation. We can't see from our camera angle whether the enemy slightly moved his right hand, say under his back as if to trigger a booby trap. I highly doubt it, but we can only see one arm in the shot. We don't know. If the soldier claims he did see that, even falsely, it may be all but impossible to convict even if the shooter didn't think a booby trap or attack was possible, and killed just to save time or from stored anger. Was the enemy conscious? Does it matter since there's no way for the working soldier to practically determine that? If the enemy was conscious and not surrendering then especially given the general enemy tactics, he's dead, very justifiably. That's not to say another decision wouldn't have been possible, or better, at the soldier's risk and discretion, but it's a justifiable shooting. Many bad and tragic decisions in war are well within the necessary limits of the laws of war. Some Americans took extarordinary risks at Okinawa to facilitate both civilian and military surrenders in WW II despite very similar common tactics of false surrender and booby-trapping by the Japanese. Those American soldiers have my immense respect, and gratitude. They give me hope for all humanity. Other soldiers were very cautious, most understandably, but not always kindly. Mercy at personal risk can't be demanded of soldiers, who have a lot to think of, and have usually been up for a while. Lastly, looking at the maze of logic that already surrounds this discussion in the media, let's remember that what's forbidden has to be very simple and not put soldiers at risk. Given how much careful logic you can expect from the well-rested, unthreatened bagboy at your supermarket who put your eggs underneath the cans, and the fact that these guys aren't that much older, it's unreasonable to expect a lot of ratiocination or numerical probablility assessment while their asses are hanging out; and you have to leave a lot of room for soldiers to use their gut reactions and act promptly if they're to have the best chance of getting home. I don't know what the judicial decision will be in this case - it's even possible that the court will decide (if charges are brought) that the filmed shooting was justified, but the previous two shootings were war crimes. (Not likely, possible.) I do suspect that Army training will change, and that tasers or other disabling weapons may be issued to some soldiers in the future to give them more options. Although it may now seem a very far out possibility, if the enemy adopts still more effective kinds of booby-traps and false surrender tactics, say including powerful swallowed bombs that could be caused to go off even an hour after surrender, the Americans may have no choice but to refuse prisoners in most circumstances. Given the extremely poor performance of the rebels as regular soldiers, there is every incentive for the enemy to devise such tactics. I don't expect this and hope not to see it, but it's possible. Posted by: redux on November 16, 2004 03:34 PM
It's war. He's the enemy. Kill him. No excuses necessary. Posted by: Smack on November 16, 2004 03:40 PM
NBC/CNBC/MSNBC hired Sites and aired and distributed gotcha video. The chairman and CEO of NBC is Bob Wright. You might also tell them that GE sells appliances - but so does Sears, Viking, FIsher-Paykel, and many others who manage not to demoralize troops or provide our enemies with recruiting video.I would sell my stock but I did that after Peter Arnett. Posted by: avenueBalum on November 16, 2004 07:07 PM
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-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
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No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
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The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
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Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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