The goofball wants to fight man4man...I'm still trying to figure that out. ?
I always thought real men fought man2man, or something like that. But hey, I'm just a girl...whatta I know....

I fired off an email to this guy hoping it was legit, but I got this.

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(anon-47785163@craigslist.org) does not seem to be valid. It could be
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"The goofball wants to fight man4man...I'm still trying to figure that out"

Well, a lot of the ABB crowd are--how can I put this charitably?--a little nutty as of late (I'm looking at you, Private Pyle). Maybe this guy has multiple personalities.

I saw this a few days ago, and it got me thinking: which Republican can we get to beat this guy down?

Rudy's a little old with a weak prostate, and besides, he's more of a lover than a fighter.

McCain could be counted on to go psycho-crazy, but he can't lift his arms above his head, which is a definite handicap in a knife fight. That, and he'd probably complain about making money off of Pay-Per-View, damn campaign finance reform.

Bruce Willis is plucky, and fights like a dirty bitch. But a little too welterweight for my tastes, even if he could wrap this guy's neck with chain link faster than you can say "Godunov."

Charles Barkley used to be a Republican, but the wuss bailed on us. He would've been good for a few laughs as he threw this guy through a plate glass window.

Dick "The Anvil" Cheney is an unstoppable killing machine. You could give this liberal snotwipe a machine gun and the bullets would still bounce off Cheney's rebuilt-engine-block chest. However, this is a little beneath the Veep.

If Clint Eastwood was still in his prime, I'd say pick him. The way he took down Swede in "Heartbreak Ridge" proves that he can take down anybody, including sniveling little whinyshits. Alas, like Rudy, he's probably too old.

Hmmm. . . who else in the GOP could possibly be available?

Maybe someone else from California? Someone who can show us all he's a loyal Republican, and terminate one for the team? Via some "Commando"-style neck-snapping action with kung-fu grip, perhaps?

Yeah, I'd pay to see that. Good money, too.

Cheers,
Dave

You know what's really funny? The dickweed posted his manly two-fisted fight club challenge on Craig's List. Fucking Craig's List. That's like looking for a Holley dual quad carb linkage at I-village.

I'd say "The Bus" should be able to take all comers.

A small woman such as myself should volunteer.

Invite the press, and watch him get his ass kicked by a chick, or watch him kick a chick's ass.

Either way he loses.

I'm willing to bet the majority if US Marines voted for Bush.

Isn't the Rock a Republican?

I think the GI Marlboro Man would make a good opponent for that guy.

Now that's too good to be true! If he was actually willing to do that, we should

1. Get someone small and timid looking, maybe a teenage girl, with a Bush-Cheney shirt, to be the "challenger"

2. Invite him to fight at a semi-public location

3. Set up several cameras to record the event

4. Have the victim act totally timid and non-threatening as the Liberal Loony beats on him/her

5. Publish the video on the internet as testament to what Liberals are all about (I wouldn't trust the media to film and report this. If they want the video, they can download it like everyone else)

offered to throwdown, his email addr kicked back.

If I'm remembering "Fight Club" correctly--the movie, anyway--wasn't the guy actually beating the crap out of himself? That's sort of "Man4man," I guess. Sort of. You know, like faux lesbian pics that actually just show a drunken, indiscriminate slut with faux red hair being supported by a publicity-hungry, exploitive skank--or vice versa.

Okay, maybe that's a reach.

I nominated the Llamas, Steve & Robert

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Never mind the Bus, let this 50-year old beat him. To BE the Man, you have to BEAT the Man.

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