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November 13, 2004
We Won, You Lost, Get Over ItGood point-by-insipid-point debunking of the "stolen election" ravings of the frothy left. My favorite bit is the one about votes already appearning on machines before voting started in Pennsylvania. For one thing, this was a Republican charge against Democrats, made against machines in Democrat-controlled precincts. For another, it turned out to be bunk. But the left, eager for "evidence" that Kerry Won! (TM), simply fudges the allegations a bit and turns it into proof that Pennsylvania was stolen from Kerry (except of course that Kerry Won! (TM) Pennsylvania). Guys? A suggestion? For once, and for real, it's time to MoveOn (TM). Thanks to JimM. posted by Ace at 01:29 AM
Commentsthe commissar at politburo diktat has updated election numbers showing that Bush's win actually has increased-- to well over 60 million in the post election count Posted by: on November 13, 2004 03:40 AM
Yeah, thanks. I actually blogged that, linking to PoliPundit, about four or five posts down. See "The 60 Million Vote Man." Not that I have anything to add. Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 03:48 AM
Sorry-Mr Ace--got that later. Posted by: on November 13, 2004 03:59 AM
In the interest of accuracy - as it stands at the moment, Bush's win, or margin of victory, has actually decreased. Both candidates have increased their vote totals, and at the moment Kerry's actual increase is larger. The difference had been almost 4M at one point it, is now 3,357,819. You won. But I will call bullshit on portrayals of a bigger win as the votes come in if simple math doesn't warrant it. The Bat-Gloat-Patrol Posted by: The Batman on November 13, 2004 04:03 AM
Ummmm... yeah, that's some mighty fine gloating, Batman. So, your guy lost by a rather big margin (compared to the 50/50 split we expected), but he's managed to trim the margin of his failure by a couple of hundred thousand votes. (PS, Batman, give me a cite for when this spread was 4m -- I've always seen it as 3.5m or 3.6m.) And on that basis-- the gloating. Well, I'll say one thing: The Batman turns out to be rather more of the glass-is-half-full sort of guy than I'd've expected from the Dark Knight. Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 04:41 AM
Ummmm... yeah, that's some mighty fine gloating, Batman. Damn. I guess I really need to work on clarity. I'm not gloating at all. Just patrolling excess gloat. Now I think you need to lighten up ace. Posted by: The Batman on November 13, 2004 04:56 AM
VIEW OF BUSH'S 'MORAL' MAJORITY. The US election is over and the Christian evangelicals in the US are crowing that they were insrumental in securing another four years for Bush. It is probably surprising to many Europeans, as it is to nearly half of the American voters, how these moral people can so easily dimiss 100,000 Iraqi deaths to favor a President who would advance their social war against homosexuality and abortion rights. Posted by: paul on November 13, 2004 12:02 PM
Paul, blah blah blah. A lot of you guys don't engage in discussion. You have your little prepared speech, replete with bogus factoids, and you just proclaim for a couple hundred words. Try responding to the actual post, or a point made by a commenter, rather than just bursting in to spam my site with non-sequitor fillibusters. Thank you. Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 02:11 PM
Hello, Bat. Never did rewrite those questions. Care to take a shot at it, or are you afraid of the answers? Posted by: Smack on November 13, 2004 03:16 PM
Yes Ace, thankyou for your response. I will take your response as an invatation to leave "your site". Is that the sort of invatation your give to all your guests? If so, I will make sure that British bloggers are aware. Thankyou. Posted by: paul on November 13, 2004 03:44 PM
Smack: Gee, what part of "won't be your monkey" are having trouble understanding? If your looking for a supplicant - you're out of luck. The questions obviously got under your skin. If it's not important enough for you to answer them without controlling the tone of the debate - then I guess a few more souls won't be saved, eh? I'm not going to lose any time hanging upside down in the Batcave over it, that's for sure :-) Posted by: The Batman on November 13, 2004 03:46 PM
Paul, Don't be a dumb-ass, please. He asked you not pop into a thread and blather on a topic unrelated to the post itself, or the comments that follow... Posted by: The Batman on November 13, 2004 03:50 PM
Yeah, Paul. Listen to The Batman. He fights crime. And he's a liberal like you are. I don't mind dissenting opinions. I like getting liberals here. It makes the site more interesting and, quite frankly, I can use the traffic. I don't like the fact that I'm only drawing from half of my potential audience. My criticism meant exactly what it said. I wasn't giving you a general fuck off. I was telling you that you guys have this habit of just declaiming and making pronouncements entirely removed from the normal back-and-forth of argumentation or discussion. And I was inviting you not to fuck off so much as to fuck on, or rather fuck on topic. Just bursting into a site and saying blah, blah, blah, 100,000 civilians dead is the definition of trolling. You're not responding to what anyone is said, you're just going for a little thumb-in-the-eye provocation. I don't get angry about thumb-in-the-eye provocation; I sorta do a lot of it. But really, if you're going to take the trouble to post here, maybe read the post you're ostensibly responding to, or a comment made thereto, and try responding to that. It doesn't take all that much. You can probably still use one of your prepared bumper-sticker slogans if you like; you just have to tweak it a little to make it appear as if you've given the statement a tiny amount of thought. As for all the lefty British bloggers you'll be warning away: Well, none of them are linking me as it is. So, you know, who cares. I'll just have to continue suffering in the isolation of the tiny market that is known as America.
Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 04:01 PM
If your looking for a supplicant - you're out of luck. The questions obviously got under your skin. Not at all. Your questions just included silly assumptions that I won't deal with. If you were really serious about intellectual debate, you would reword them. Posted by: Smack on November 13, 2004 04:07 PM
Ok Ace, I understand your point. However, I must disagree with your observation, reference "being a liberal". I myself am not. But I do have an argument against liberalism. I look forward to your response. The lesson of what has just happened in America is that the wider world is drifting away, alienated. Liberals find it difficult to understand why this should be so. For decades the belief has taken hold that, if decent, warm, modern values are carefully explained, then goodness will prevail. Thankyou. Posted by: paul on November 13, 2004 04:32 PM
Smack, Smack, Smack... Smack Intellectual debate with someone who believes in the literal truth of the Bible, in this case specifically the book of Leviticus, and who in spite of his claims that it is literally true, wants to tell you what it means is oxymoronic, and well... just stoopid. It's either literally true, or its not. I will not rephrase the questions for you. If you want to take that as a victory - more power to you. Have fun discussing it over donuts after church tomorrow morning :-) As Barbara Bush said to Al Franken: I am through with you. Posted by: The Batman on November 13, 2004 04:39 PM
It's either literally true, or its not. Never said it wasn't. That's what was so odd about your questions. They seemed to assume that I was trying to oppose literalism. I wasn't. Posted by: on November 13, 2004 04:50 PM
Not one to judge, however, there's no response. If you have the intellectuall ability to compete with me, which I thought perhaps you could. Then why are we not debating? Posted by: paul on November 13, 2004 05:17 PM
Paul, You got me, buddy. You win. You seem to be saying, maybe a bit wordily, that liberals need to change and be better at persuading. I don't really have any "debate" to offer. Obviously they should. Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 05:20 PM
Ace, thankyou for your response and your honesty. I'm sorry for articulating myself "a bit wordily". In England we are encouraged in our education system to express ourselves this way, having clarity and being economical when writing. It must be an English 'thing'. Does anyone have a view on Arafat's death? Posted by: paul on November 13, 2004 05:36 PM
In England we are encouraged in our education system to express ourselves this way, having clarity and being economical when writing. "Economical" means using fewer words, Paul. Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 06:38 PM
Oooo, nice burn, Ace. Posted by: lauraw on November 14, 2004 10:59 AM
And Paul, how many times are you going to cut-and-paste that same comment? Posted by: lauraw on November 14, 2004 11:24 AM
Yes 'lauraw'. I thought you needed a little help with moving your pathetic attemps at debating on. Posted by: paul on November 14, 2004 12:19 PM
Whoa! An atom, you say? Golly. Looks like I found your little red button and stood on it. But its my fault- I really shouldn't have gotten jerky with you this morning. I was irritable and tired and should never surf the web that way. My apologies. I've made a big pot of chicken soup and feel much better now. Have a great day, Paul, and a beer on me. Posted by: lauraw on November 14, 2004 04:15 PM
--Figuratively. Don't be asking me to send you money for a pint. Posted by: lauraw on November 14, 2004 04:16 PM
lauraw, I would consider that 'chickens' should go up on the 'pecking' order. I'm happy you feel better, with the aid of chicken. About that money for a pint??????? LOL. Posted by: paul on November 14, 2004 04:29 PM
Paul is not a troll. Trolls leave a steaming pile and run away. Instead, he's a pig, and he wants you to get down in the dirt and wrestle with him so you'll end up as muddy and filthy as he is. Posted by: raoul Ortega on November 14, 2004 04:35 PM
'raoul'....LOL Posted by: paul on November 14, 2004 04:38 PM
Even The Batman thinks Paul is a jackass troll. Glad you made it clear you were not on the side of liberal/progressive ideology. Sod off, you great bloody wanker. :-P Posted by: The Batman on November 14, 2004 06:31 PM
Hey hey, not so fast, the Batman. He very well could be one of your mates. Posted by: lauraw on November 14, 2004 06:56 PM
Lauraw, Don't like his style. He's no mate o' mine. BTW, speaking of pints... got a new beer that I'm test driving this afternoon: Lagunitas Brown Shugga' (Sweet Release). Not very refined, but 'Brown Shugga, how come you taste so good?' - suppose it could have something to do with the 9.9% alc. content :-) Posted by: The Batman on November 14, 2004 07:07 PM
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