Madonna's the sort of liberal twit who's always asking "Why do they hate us?"

Well, in her case it's probably the annoying fake British accent.

There is that.

It's not even really a fake British accent. It's -- I don't know what the hell it is.

It's some sort of English-inflected secret language she's created, like the kind twins teach each other.

I did like Desperatly Seeking Susan (the only Madonna movie that's watchable). But in that one, she was just playing Madonna circa 1985.

It's been downhill for her ever since.

"Global terror is everywhere. Global terror is down the street, around the block," she said.

"Global terror is in California. There's global terror everywhere...."

Gosh, kind of puts the lie, then, to the notion that only residents of New York City have the right to decide which president will make folks safer from terrorists.

The remake is going to be called "Desperately Seeking Susan (Sarandon)"

Ace--

Do you even *have* a real job???

I started typing this up the second I saw the story, and you still beat me to the scoop.

That, AND a Shanghai Surprise reference.

Oh well. Here's my now-obsolete two cents: http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/11/madonna-calls-for-us-troops-to-leave.html

I'm beginning to think we should start a blogosphere division of labor-- you take all the hot "Where are they now?" starlets of the 1980's, and perhaps I can take over-the-hill musical acts taking potshots at American policy.

Hell, I'll settle just for everything related to nuclear weapons, military space capabilities, and John McEnroe's talk show.

However we do it, we really have to think of some more efficient organization if this right-wing hive mind thing is gonna have staying power past Rathergate.

Cheers,
Dave

OK, this is great example of the proper time to use the word "cunt".

Celebrities. Is there anything they don't know?

Global terror is in California? WTF? News to me! Fat Kid, you heard anything about this?

Perhaps Madonna mystical Kabbalistic powers have revealed a terrorist plot afoot in the Bear Flag Republic. Is this what Streisand referred to as the reign of witches?

The original version of "Swept Away" was hot. I figgered this new version would, with today's loosened morals in film, be even better.

Sadly, I was mistaken.

That Minnie Driver-esque phony accent is another indication that celebs have invented some fantasy world for themselves.

A world where they are some kind of aristocracy. Where people give a shit what they say off the screen. A world where actors are smart.
Instead of the empty, unfaithful, ignorant, narcissistic, hypocritical perverts they actually are.

Ditto what lauraw said!

"Who cares what Madonna thinks?" you asked.
And then I clicked the link, and I read what Madonna thinks.
Why, why, why. Why did I sacrifice those fine brain cells for that.

"It's some sort of English-inflected secret language she's created, like the kind twins teach each other."

Best. Putdown. Ever.

I would hazzard a guess that this is the very first time Madonna has ever asked anyone to "withdraw".

I would hazzard a guess that this is the very first time Madonna has ever asked anyone to "withdraw".

I'll bet she's been asked to withdraw more than a few times.

After all... Madonna. Strap-on. Sean Penn.

"I would hazzard a guess that this is the very first time Madonna has ever asked anyone to 'withdraw'."

Shawn, you filthy animal.
hee hee

I never could see why people thought from the beginnig, t.hat 1cent media whore is so shocking!I remember seeing her on the1st MTV
Video Awards writhing on the floor in that silly see-thru dress OOOO-AHHHH. Yeah she was okay but gawd that stoopid music!That L.A.V song, big fucking deal! Ever hear Maryanne Faithful's Why'd you Spit On My Snatch? Inovator my ass! IMITATOR IS MORE LIKE IT! People just need to turn of EmPTYVEE and popular media and really explore what's going on in music.