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November 08, 2004

Pray For Our Boys

10-15,000 thousand of them in a rat's nest maze of a city filled with booby-traps and remotely-detonated car bombs to blow them up as they pass by.

But they're going to kill or capture every one of the 3,000 terrorist killers who think they want to fight the American forces.


posted by Ace at 04:37 PM
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"But they're going to kill or capture every one of the 3000 terrorists...."

Ditto the former, nix the latter. We've already seen how successful the Gitmo Hotel's catch-and-release program is.

Posted by: Joe Mama on November 8, 2004 04:49 PM

Well, there are the rules of war and all that, but I hope our boys understand that they're to capture these cocksuckers only as a last resort, and only if there are witnesses present.

Posted by: ace on November 8, 2004 04:53 PM

More nitpicking, but I hate the term "boys" to describe them.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on November 8, 2004 05:20 PM

My heart hurts when I think about our men going into that hellhole.

My brother finished Marine boot camp...now he's at Camp Lejeune getting his job training. He's so proud to be a Marine. He'll probably be heading over to Iraq.

If I knew he was in Fallujah right now, I'd be out of my mind. I don't know how these military families deal with it.

Posted by: lauraw on November 8, 2004 05:29 PM

ace - RE: "witnesses".

I think the last year has taught us the likes of Al-Jiz, Al-Rooters (for the bad guys), and A.P. are aiding and abetting the enemy.

I've been seeing way too much footage of Jihadis Lamest Home Videos. I think the ratings dictate that the producers, directors, actors and show need to be cancelled. Better luck on your next project: "Six Feet Under-Iraq".

Bad company brings bad fortune.

Posted by: Joe Mama on November 8, 2004 05:49 PM

The fact we haven't taken the MOAB for a spin on that hell-hole seems like excessive restraint on our part.

Posted by: Brock on November 8, 2004 06:39 PM

Lauraw, we'll lose fewer men than you fear, although one is too many.
One of the reasons we've been hanging around the outskirts for so long is to take the fullest advantage of our recon assets. We know about the UAVs, the predator drones. We also have unmanned ground vehicles.
Another reason for the delay is to get as many noncombatants as possible out of the way.
In my war, to find out what was around a corner we had to send a squad and see if anybody shot at us. Today we have sensors that can detect body heat through walls. We send an unmanned vehicle down the street and look at the pictures, then drop a bomb or put an artillery shell through anything suspicious.
We have sensors that can detect the presence of the common explosives as well.
It's telling that the only guys we've lost taking the bridges and that hospital were two men that died in a vehicle accident.
Our military in general and the Marine Corps particularly have been studying urban warfare for decades now. We've spent bazillions of dollars devising equipment that no other country in the world can buy.
This is not simply a battle to take a city away from the gomers, it's an object lesson for the entire world. We'll be expending munitions more than men. If our guys suspect an IED they'll shoot a rocket, artillery shell or bomb at it before they get close.
If they see the heat signatures of bodies in a building they'll send a tank round through.
While there is always the possibility of bad luck or carelessness I'll be very surprised if we lose three dozen KIA.

Posted by: Peter on November 8, 2004 08:47 PM

WOW! I dearly hope you are right, and I shall pray for all our boys, and for Victory.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on November 9, 2004 09:47 AM

Thanks fir the good words Peter, and GO MARINES !

The technology really is awe-inspiring.

Posted by: lauraw on November 9, 2004 01:36 PM

Can someone tell me why they just don't do a Dresden on that POS city?

If you haven’t' figured out to get out by now. Then you are one of them. Lay it down. B-52's and a few days of carpet bombing non stop.

Why risk this urban shit when the Air Force can do it? Send in mop up after they are all shell shocked.

Anyone?

Moonbats need not apply.

Posted by: Greg on November 9, 2004 02:25 PM
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