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November 04, 2004
The Full Dukakian TransformationIn the biggest fight of his charmed life, John Kerry swung between bewilderment and anger when things didn't go his way on the campaign trial. You will, no doubt, recall the Saturday Night Live debate parody between Bush the Elder and Dukakis, in which Jon Lovitz, as Dukakis, remarks: "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy." They live in a bubble. They have trouble believing that the bubble is not infinite in size, embracing the entire US, if not the universe. Awesome article. More quotes from the KerrySpot. Update: You Couldn't Possibly Link This to an Attack on the MSM, Could You? Well, it didn't occur to me, but it occurred to AndrewF: Of course, fucking newsweek reports news it obviously has had for a long, long time (especially the McCain stuff) after the election, when it can't show what an ass Kerry is to potential voters. There can be little doubt that this is 100% true. posted by Ace at 02:35 PM
CommentsI can't believe I'm losing to this idiot. Lovely. Posted by: Scout on November 4, 2004 03:06 PM
Of course, fucking newsweek reports news it obviously has had for a long, long time (especially the McCain stuff) after the election, when it can't show what an ass Kerry is to potential voters. And the MSM probably doesn't realize how bad what they just did is, or how bad it makes them look. Imagine it was BUSH saying the things Kerry said. It would have been page one, above the fold, for months. Posted by: AndrewF on November 4, 2004 03:26 PM
I liked the part about the Kerry daughters dropping some "F-bombs". Can't imagine Jenna or Barbara doing something like that (unless they were drinking beer again). Posted by: Master of None on November 4, 2004 04:39 PM
Andrew F, Newsweek disclosed some time ago that they had reporters "very close" to Kerry. In exchange for full access they promised not to write about it until after the election. All the other reporters were in "the pool." I'm not sure these deals are a good idea, but that was the deal they made. Posted by: Brock on November 4, 2004 09:01 PM
I've got no problem with the "deals." Newswek has been doing this since at least 1988. The deals allow reporters to write a story we would otherwise never have. I'd rather have the access and not find out what really went on until after the election, than not know at all. I plan on buying the Newsweek issue with all the gory details, and even the book. Posted by: Remy Logan on November 4, 2004 09:23 PM
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A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Oh, I forgot to mention this quote from Pete Hegseth, reported by Roger Kimball: "We are sharing the ocean with the Iranian Navy. We're giving them the bottom half."
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”
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