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Excitable Andy SpeaksThe youth vote doesn't seem to have turned out. Fascinating. We were all suckered on that one. Ummmm... all of us were suckered by that one? Idiot, they talk about the "Youth Vote" swinging the election to the dems every fricking four years. It never happens. Nice going, political genius. Excitable Andy ain't that excited at the moment: I'm beginning to think Ohio may go for Bush, as the votes tick by. But I've learned one thing today: don't expect anything. Carville just said that Bush now has the "superior hand" in this election. I think he's right. Hey, Andy: Chill out. The American people are speaking. Don't get angry just because you don't like what they're saying. posted by Ace at 12:52 AM
CommentsAce-- Jonah Goldberg has a great post in The Corner on this subject (http://www.nationalreview.com/thecorner/04_11_02_corner-archive.asp#044781) "BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA! [Jonah Goldberg] Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 3, 2004 12:55 AM
Excitable Andy dreams about being "suckered" by the "youth vote". Oh sorry, I'm drunk, and that was rude. Posted by: Rich on November 3, 2004 12:56 AM
Hey, I'm in the mid-20's bracket - and a devout repub/libertarian... lets not talk about the "young vote" not getting out - it's insulting. :P AND MY ROOMMATE ASKS, WHERE THE FUCK IS O-DUB!!?!? LOL And I too, am drunk. Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 12:58 AM
There is no youth vote. Youths do exactly what they did when we were youths. They do youthful things. Voting is not one of them. Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 12:59 AM
You gotta listen to Dan Rather contort with his "possibilities". Shiefer is trying to make logic out of their denial. What...a...shit...bag. Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 01:02 AM
I could've told the media about the youth vote. Generation Y is far, far, far more conservative than their forebears. *Everyone* knows this. Except, apparently, the media. They think young voters are all campus leftists. The horror! *downs vast quantities of sangria* This is the best drunk of my life. Posted by: Rob on November 3, 2004 01:03 AM
"Do you hear that knocking. That's George W. Bush's re-election...". I can die a happy man hearing Rather say that. Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 01:04 AM
Poor, poor Andrew. Life's a bitch when it's utterly sphincter-centric. Posted by: recon on November 3, 2004 01:04 AM
When Mr. Diddy finds out, they're dead. Posted by: David [.net] on November 3, 2004 02:53 AM
Whenever Andy "I'm a Conservative, Too; Really, Truly I Am" Sullivan rhapsodizes wistfully over the prospect of tens of millions of young Americans "coming out" every four years: I never, ever make the mistake of assuming he means "... so that they can vote." :) Posted by: Kent on November 3, 2004 04:08 AM
Kids are and always will be too self-involved to give a crap. Youth will vote when youth works for a living and gets a clue. That is, when they aren't youth anymore. Posted by: lauraw on November 3, 2004 10:10 AM
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