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November 03, 2004

BUSH WINS OHIO

FoxNews CALLS!!!!

REPEAT:

GEORGE W. BUSH PROJECTED TO WIN OHIO BY FOXNEWS; NOT ENOUGH OUTSTANDING VOTES TO OVERCOME CURRENT MARGIN

Neeeds one or two more tiny states.

ALASKA = in the bag. Yields 3 EV's, gives Bush 269, enough to force a tie, and bring us to the House of Representatives.

EITHER NH OR NM WILL NOW WIN IT FOR BUSH!!!

(Or Iowa, Wisconsin, or any of the bigger Gore states.)

KNOCK KNOCK SPIT SPIT: FoxNews now making my stomach churn by noting that Bush's lead in Ohio is diminishing as the votes continue rolling in.

I've been here before.

No Kim Richards.


posted by Ace at 12:42 AM
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Wooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Xoxotl on November 3, 2004 12:42 AM

The fat lady has taken the stage, my friend.

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 3, 2004 12:42 AM

HOT DAMN! My heart just stopped beating.

Posted by: TSL on November 3, 2004 12:43 AM

3 EV from Alaska, plus 5 EV from New Mexico and maybe 4 EV from Hawaii = 278, so Bush wins. Might even pick up some more along the way. About fucking time.

Posted by: physics geek on November 3, 2004 12:45 AM

Bush Wins!

Posted by: Duhggee on November 3, 2004 12:45 AM

Yes! This is such a big relief.

Posted by: H.D. Miller on November 3, 2004 12:45 AM

STAY ON TARGET!

Posted by: The Black Republican on November 3, 2004 12:45 AM

*begins tearing up*

So happy . . .

Posted by: Rob on November 3, 2004 12:46 AM

What is it Obi-Wan?

It felt like a millon DU voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were unable to shut-up...

Posted by: Rich on November 3, 2004 12:47 AM

Dude, someone needs to do a land-mass analysis of the voting results - bush would have like 95% of total acreage of the country...just LOOK at that map!!!!

Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 12:48 AM

3 words ace

KIM RICHARDS!

Posted by: Midaz on November 3, 2004 12:48 AM

Mr. Kerry: Sit down and shut up!

Mrs. Kerry: Shove it!

Posted by: Philip on November 3, 2004 12:49 AM

This erection, er, I mean Election is the best since Ronald Regan bitch-slapped Carter and Clint Eastwood got his own police force! Now how about some of that Kim Richards?

Posted by: Dacotti on November 3, 2004 12:49 AM

FUCK IT. I'M NOT GOING INTO WORK TOMORROW.

I'm so drunk now...but we won.

HEY ACE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PESSIMIST: WE WON!!!

Understand, I curse because I love.

Posted by: Jeff B. on November 3, 2004 12:50 AM

Wait for it...wait for it...no other networks have called it yet, should tune into one of the others to watch the meltdown.

Posted by: Elric on November 3, 2004 12:50 AM

Let's not relax and break out the champagne and caviar just yet!

Still, LOOKING GOOD!!

Way to go, W.

Hey ace, maybe we can STILL build the conservative warmaster state of our dreams.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 3, 2004 12:51 AM

I can hear Kerry right now...

Where's Joe? (lockhart)

Please start the Paul Anka-isms, thanks.

Posted by: AndrewF on November 3, 2004 12:53 AM

mmmm, a solid electoral win combined with a nice margin in the popular vote... how sweet it is. I credit Ace and his urgent call to "Vote like a coked-up gibbon"...

Posted by: marc on November 3, 2004 12:54 AM

WHERE'S KIM!?

Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 12:54 AM

TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKIN SIREN DOWN _ LEAD DWINDLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 12:54 AM

Michigan's tighter than the virgin mary, remove the siren, i repeat, remove the siren!!!

Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 12:55 AM

Sorry dude, I cracked the Tequilla about 3 hours ago when I heard the dweebs on NPR talking about how much the economy was hurting Bush in Florida. Apparently none of them have ever been there. Heh heh.

Posted by: Dacotti on November 3, 2004 12:59 AM

Hey fat kid, were conceding Michigan...its all over with Alaska and New Mexico!!

Posted by: Bugaha on November 3, 2004 12:59 AM

NBC just called Ohio for Bush. Tom Brokaw sounds heartbroken. He says it's "all but certain George W. Bush will be reelected."

HOW SWEET IT FUCKING IS.

Posted by: Jeff B. on November 3, 2004 01:01 AM

Re: that "Fat Lady"...
Well, I think I hear her crashing around back stage, lookin' for her helmet, shield and spear--wait a minute, I'M "behind the curtain"--or...is that inbound???

Posted by: Ignore the Man Behind the Curtain on November 3, 2004 01:13 AM

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