In the words of Against Me (which I've been listening to all night - at full blast):

And feel free to delete this, but these lyrics are funny - imagine kerry singin them:

Dear mother,
This is just survival.
Cannot promise your children everything,
But you would lie so they can sleep tonight.
Defeat tasted nothing like you said.
Still 22 days left till the end of the world.
My legacy was making you a man
For a justice I could not change.
This is one voice not to forget;
"Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron fisted champion,
An iron willed fuck up."

Can anybody tell me why God won't speak to me?
Why Jesus never called on me to part the fucking seas?
Why death is easier than living?
You can be almost anything
When you're on your fucking knees.
Not today,
Not my son,
Not my family,
Not while walking is still honest,
And you haven't given up on me.

Dear shithead,
This isn't happening;
The sky is really falling,
The paint's all made of lead,
There's asbestos in the walls,
Hell's come over to rip off the doors
To the priveleged mansion.
Do you want to love and feel it?
You can look but you can't taste it.
You can reach but you'll never have it.
We are untouchable;
Untouchable is something to be.

Can anybody tell me why God won't speak to me?
Why Jesus never called on me to part the fucking seas?
Why death is easier than living?
You can be almost anything
When you're on your fucking knees.
Not today,
Not my son,
Not my family,
Not while walking is still honest,
And you haven't given up on me,
And you haven't given up on me,
And you haven't forgotten me...

Again, feel free to delete this - it's excruciatingly huge, and I'm drunk, so anything I post is automatically subject to editorial review. :)

Come on now: Who you going to believe, Angle or that hideous bitch, Estrich?

I worked all day as a poll worker in Columbus, OH- I was depressed as hell all day watching the 90% turnout we had go for Kerry probably 60-40(hmm, the neighborhood is called Clintonville), but now I'm putting on a nice buzz while I watch all the DUmmies absolutely lose it...

I think it's time for a little Kim!

Absolutely no premature Kim.

Fat Kid,

You must have the constitution of a concrete port-a-potty if you're drunk and you can put that post together. I'm a bottle of Yellow Tail Shiraz down and on to a Fetzer Cabernet and I couldn't sit thru reading that let alone write it.

Just to give my props to your Scotch predilection, I'm a Balvenie or Dalwhinnie man, myself. I understand you're in Laguna Niguel. I'm in Aliso. If you haven't already, check out High Times Wine Cellar off 17th in Costa Mesa for an outstanding Scotch selection.

Holy shit, another local! I used to live in Costa Mesa - high times is the jam!! And, FYI, that post (above) is a straight copy>paste! Hahah, thx for the credit though! :)

An East Cost relocated local, to boot. Mission Viejo Cowboys rule. My son's team (he's 7) is 7-0 going into their bowl game.

I have the only BC sign in my neighborhood. Glad to hear you're on the right side. I've added your site to my Favorites list.

Cheers and Semper Gumby!