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November 02, 2004
Florida-- Looking Good; Ohio-- Looking Reasonably GoodKristol: Bush ahead by 300,000 votes in FL with 6% outstanding. The Corner says that Bush is winning Ohio counties by a nice margin that he lost in 2000. Knock, knock. Spit, spit. Repeat. Juan Williams Alert! "Don't forget, there are some challenges coming in Florida..." That doesn't sound like the voice of confidence to me. Eff you, Juan Williams. Eff you right up the ay. (Advertisers, take note: No actual cursing in that demand of sodomy.) Panicking Peter? Fat Kid says so. posted by Ace at 11:26 PM
CommentsYo ace That is the EXACT THING I SAID after hearing Juan F'ing Williams talk. You reading my mind? Posted by: Midaz on November 2, 2004 11:30 PM
Ace: Greenfield just came close to puking right down his throat when he said that. Posted by: Patton on November 2, 2004 11:31 PM
oh yeah, I forget to add "like a viking" Posted by: Midaz on November 2, 2004 11:31 PM
Well, the Kerry camp had better start working on those challenges, but it won't do them any good. Bush is going to win. I like the way they call it for Kerry at the drop of a hat but Bush has Florida and they are going to wait till the last vote is counted to call it for him. What jerks. Long live Center/right. Up the Republic. Posted by: Carl on November 2, 2004 11:32 PM
A Bush win almost assured. I can go to sleep a happy man. Posted by: Josh Martin on November 2, 2004 11:33 PM
I just wanna wish you good luck. We're all counting on you. Posted by: See-Dubya on November 2, 2004 11:35 PM
They have called WA for Kerry but the count is 49 49, with 3 % vote in...We will see..Keeping the fingers crossed and spitting when necessary. Posted by: Carl on November 2, 2004 11:36 PM
Oh man, my neighbors hate me! With good news coming from every state, my music gets louder and louder!!! You have the knock on wood and spit twice, this anarchist punk crap is my security blanket! Oh, and don't forget the scotch! Hah. Ef it, they can call the cops - you can't get a "drunk in public" in your house, can you? heheh Posted by: fat kid on November 2, 2004 11:43 PM
NBC just called FL for Bush! Keep spitting people! Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 2, 2004 11:44 PM
Petey just called FL for our man. Estrich just did a fine job of keeping a straight face saying Kerry is stiull gonna take OH. I just wish Brit would have kept the camera on her long enough to see her blink. Posted by: on November 2, 2004 11:44 PM
Jennings has called FL for Bush. And Susan Estrogen is still a hideous bitch. Posted by: Patton on November 2, 2004 11:45 PM
Sorry. That was moi repoting Jennings tearful admission of the fall of FL. Posted by: Dear Johns on November 2, 2004 11:46 PM
usatoday.com has had a great results map which is no longer available. Have they lost interest in reporting the "bad news"? Posted by: Dear Johns on November 2, 2004 11:48 PM
Bush Wins! Posted by: Duhggee on November 3, 2004 12:41 AM
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Oh no! Hamas' de facto press agent at the UN complains that she can't use her credit cards or rent a card now that she's been sanctioned as a terrorist operative
Why does this keep happening to members of the "political organization" (per Tucker Carlson) of Hamas?!?!
Tucker Carlson claims that it's weird that Ted Cruz is interested in the massacre of Christians by Nigerian Muslims, because he has "no track record of being interested in Christians," then blows off the massacre of Christians by Nigerian Muslims, saying it might or might not be a real concern
Tucker Carlson enjoys using the left-wing tactic of "Tactical Ignorance" to avoid taking positions on topics. Is Hamas really a terrorist organization? Tucker can't say. He hasn't looked into it enough, but "it seems like a political organization to me." Are Muslims slaughtering Christians in Nigeria? Again, Tucker just doesn't know. He hasn't examined the evidence yet. He knows every Palestinian Christian who said he was blocked from visiting holy sites in Bethlehem, but he just hasn't had the time to look into the mass slaughter of Christians in Nigeria that has been going on since (checks watch) 2009. He doesn't know, so he can't offer an opinion. Wouldn't be prudent, you know? Don't rush him! He'll sift through the evidence at some point in the future and render an opinion sometime around 2044. Of course, if you need an opinion on Jewish Perfidy, he has all the facts at his fingertips and can give you a fully informed opinion pronto. Say, have you ever heard of the USS Liberty incident...? You'd think that the main issue for Tucker Carlson, who pretends to be so deeply concerned about Palestinian Christians being bullied by Jews in Israel (supposedly), would be the massacre of 185,000 Christians in Nigeria itself. But no, his main problem is that Ted Cruz is talking about it, "who has no track record of being interested in Christians at all." And then he just shrugs as to whether this is even a real issue or not. Whatever we do we must never "divide the right," huh? Tucker is attacking Ted Cruz for bringing the issue up because he's acting as an apologist for Jihadism, and he can't cleanly admit that Jihadists are killing any Christians, anywhere. There is no daylight between him and CAIR at this point. One might conclude that Tucker Carlson himself isn't interested in the plight of Christians -- except as they can be used as a cudgel to attack Jews. Just gonna ask an Interesting Question myself -- why is it that Tucker Carlson's arguments all track with those shit out by Qatarian propaganda agents and the far left? That if Jews crush an ant underfoot it is worldwide news, but when Muslims slaughter Christians it elicits not even a vigorous shrug?
Garth Merenghi is interviewed by the only man who can fathom his ineffable brilliance -- Garth Merenghi
From the comments: I once glimpsed Garth in the penumbra betwixt my wake and sleep. He was in my dream, standing afar, not looking my way, nor did he acknowledge me. But I felt seen. And that's when I knew I was a traveler on the right path. I'm glad he's still with us. Now that's some Merenghian prose. Garth Merenghi on the writer's craft Greetings, Traveler. If you still have not experienced Garth Merenghi -- Author, Dream-weaver, Visionary, plus Actor -- the six episodes of his Darkplace are still available on YouTube and supposedly upscaled to HD. (Viewing it now, it doesn't appeared upscaled for shit.) I think the second episode, "Hell Hath Fury," is the best by a good margin. Try to at least watch through to that one. It's Mereghi's incisive but nuanced take on sexism.
Update on Scott Adams:
Scott Adams had approval for this cancer drug but they hadn't scheduled him to get it. He was taking a turn for the worse. Trump had told him to call if he needed anything, so he did. Talked to Don Jr (who is in Africa) , then RFK Jr, then Dr Oz. Someone talked to Kaiser and he was scheduled. Shouldn't have needed it but he did and he says it saved his life.
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ICYMI: Australian journalist actually presses Kamala Harris when she repeatedly dodges questions about Biden's mental fitness
Kamala admits she didn't have the stamina to run for president, while continuing to insist he had the mental capacity to serve as president. He was too frail to run but perfectly strong enough to govern. Yeah sure whatever lying whore.
On Wednesday, we'll see the "Beaver Super-Moon." Which sounds hot.
Full Episode: The Hardy Boys (and Nancy Drew) Meet Dracula
I don't remember this show, except for remembering that Nancy Drew was hot and the opening credits were foreboding and exicting
According to Grok, Latrine John-Pissoir has never failed to mention she is "black" (or "queer") during her book interviews
She may not know what the hell her book is about, but she definitely knows that "every day I wake up black and queer." Join the club, sister!
Schmoll: 53% of New Jersey likely voters say their neighbors are voting for Ciattarelli, while 47% say the cheater/grifter Mikie Sherrill
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