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November 02, 2004

Excitable Andy Says a Dirty Word

It's not enough to be happy; you need your enemies to be miserable, too, or else it's just like kissing your sister.

Sure she's a hot piece of ass with a blousefull of goodies, but it's just wrong.*

Meanwhile... John Kerry is quietly asking if there's a constitutional position called "President of Exit Polls."

Update-- Whoops! I didn't mean to suggest that Kerry is going to lose. Knock, knock, spit, spit. I just meant that he and his camp apparently forgot the president is determined by actual voting, not by exit polls.

Pardon my poor, karma-endangering phraseology.

* where? This is a really easy one.

posted by Ace at 10:46 PM

Comments

BY GOD-THATS A HOT SHOTS QUOTE!!!

Posted by: atomic_amish on November 2, 2004 10:48 PM

yeahhh, easy one

Posted by: ace on November 2, 2004 10:48 PM

Quick! Take away Juan Williams' shoelaces and belt. ASAP!

Posted by: sonofnixon on November 2, 2004 10:49 PM

Primal. Effin. Scream.

YEAH BABY!

Posted by: fat kid on November 2, 2004 10:49 PM

First DU, then Kos, and now Andy Dandy? Man, this evening just keeps getting better. (Knock wood, spit, spit.)

Posted by: H.D. Miller on November 2, 2004 10:50 PM

Oh, An-dy!

They exit polled and they led you astray-ay.

But you listened to them oh An-dy.

Posted by: sonofnixon on November 2, 2004 10:51 PM

Ummm..... Ace? Can I ummmm... meet your sister? Just sayin'....

Posted by: Squatch on November 2, 2004 10:53 PM

CHILL, you people!!

The American people are SPEAKING!!!

Posted by: Barry N. Johnson on November 2, 2004 10:54 PM

Son O' Nixon, that was just wrong.

...although singing Barry Manilow spoofs to a faux Republican poof is strangely appropos.

Posted by: Nathan on November 2, 2004 10:54 PM

Check tradesports peeps..........

Posted by: Midaz on November 2, 2004 10:59 PM

For your dose of Liberal hypoxia, check out http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x4301.

My favorite: "I'm sparkin' a bowl. F*** it."

Ahh, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Posted by: A on November 2, 2004 11:00 PM

While we're working 80's movies, don't forget 80's music...Lots of Whitesnake, lots of Def Lep, lots of Maiden. Don't know why, but it just feels right tonight.

Posted by: AndrewF on November 2, 2004 11:03 PM

"Hot Shots."

Posted by: the UNPOPULIST on November 2, 2004 11:05 PM

sorry, Nathan.

Lost myself in the moment. heh. heh.

Posted by: sonofnixon on November 2, 2004 11:05 PM

Ace--

Funny moment on CNN.

Fox News shows satellite feed of American soldiers in Fallujah watching the election results, on Fox News.

Ten minutes later, CNN shows that same feed, only this time, the television is turned off.

Hmmm. . . I wonder what CNN execs think of that??

Cheers,
Dave

P.S. As for Hot Shots, you have to go to Part Deux for my favorite quote:

"War. . . it's fannnn-tastic!"

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 2, 2004 11:07 PM

Hahahahahha

Check the set up!

God, tomorrow's gonna H.U.R.T.

Posted by: fat kid on November 2, 2004 11:10 PM

Re: tradesports. You could have made some serious jack this afternoon if you'd loaded up on W. when he was around 25%.

Of course, I wasn't smart enough to do that.

Posted by: H.D. Miller on November 2, 2004 11:11 PM

If you are really an evil Rovian (as we all are) and you want to gloat in others pain check out the Democratic Underground. *evil laugh* They are all ready to drink hemlock ... I am really enjoying their pain!

Posted by: KimR on November 2, 2004 11:16 PM

Take a look at this Kos posting (reproduced here as it appeared there).

"Youth did not vot
by kos
Wed Nov 3rd, 2004 at 02:57:19 GMT

MSNBC exit poll indicates that the youth did not vote. The 18-29 bracked voted the same this year as in 2000, while 30-44 group was down.

That's what's killing us."

That, my friends, is the smell of desperation and despair, complete with shoddy spelling and proofreading.

Posted by: H.D. Miller on November 2, 2004 11:21 PM

Re: tradesports. You could have made some serious jack this afternoon if you'd loaded up on W. when he was around 25%.

Uh, check my blog more often dude. I woulda made you some money. Actually went through the registration process, and tried to throw down about a grand on two diffy "contracts" - the 270 mark and Dubya winnin. Yeah, just checked, posted it at 3:27 PST. ;)

Posted by: fat kid on November 2, 2004 11:22 PM

We aren't out of the woods yet.

Cuyahoga County in Ohio has only reported 1/3rd of the votes, and it is left wing, and the largest county in Ohio.

Florida is *almost* in the bag, especially with 94% reporting, but absentee ballots to count with a 100,000 vote advantage to Bush. However, without OH, it means nothing. MIchigan is being claimed as Kerry, as is New Hampshire.

Posted by: Delphiguy on November 2, 2004 11:23 PM

I hesitate to say where my exit poll is.....

Posted by: Prakk on November 2, 2004 11:24 PM

Fat Kid, you've just earned yourself a place on my blogroll for that

Posted by: H.D. Miller on November 2, 2004 11:26 PM

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