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November 02, 2004
Kerry's Ahead-- But, Sadly For Him, Not Ahead Enough, Given the 59-41 F/M SplitBut this was his best wave of the day. His best wave, and he only managed a 1-point lead in OH and FL. It's looking a lot better now. posted by Ace at 04:11 PM
CommentsAce, you say that "[T]his was [Kerry's] best wave of the day. His best wave, and he only managed a 1-point lead in OH and FL." Why is this his best wave? I thought Republicans generally vote earlier than Dems. Please post some reassuring news. :) Posted by: Mike on November 2, 2004 04:28 PM
Oh thank heavens, the incomperable Mz Moore and Mz Rosanne Barr are watching over elections. We can certainly rest easy knowing that these fat sacks of whale shit are on the scene. Posted by: Marty on November 2, 2004 04:33 PM
Simple Mike. 59-41 women to men ratio. If Kerry is only leading by 1 with that kind of ratio, methinks Bush will pull ahead. Posted by: JimBob on November 2, 2004 04:37 PM
thought Republicans generally vote earlier than Dems. Mike, I never heard that one, and a digithead blogger pours cold water over it anyway (http://jaycost.blogspot.com/)Money quote: "Another thing: Myster Pollster notes that there is no survey ever done to measure whether GOPers vote early or later." Cordially... Posted by: Rick on November 2, 2004 04:42 PM
Thanks folks. I'm pro-Bush and I voted, but I'm at least as pessimistic as Ace has been, so I need a bit of reassurance every now and then. :) Posted by: Mike on November 2, 2004 04:50 PM
******************* True, true. I usually vote at the end of my work day. Now - If you haven't voted YET - DO IT NOW. Thanks. W'04 ******************* Posted by: Dave Ross on November 2, 2004 04:58 PM
Ace . . . you're going to give me a coronary. Posted by: Rob on November 2, 2004 05:05 PM
I'm giving myself a coronary, Rob. Why should I suffer in solitude? Posted by: ace on November 2, 2004 06:32 PM
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Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
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