Ace of Spades HQ

Amazon.com Widgets

Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]

Top Headlines

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about Iran and the possibility of war, the NYC mayoral race/clownshow, Tariffs, industry, employment, PA's governor, and more!

My favorite Robert Culp Columbo moment (first half of clip)

Youth Soccer Coach Charged With Sexual Assault, Murder of Player Is in U.S. Illegally, Has Prior Victims
But let's keep all of these fine, upstanding potential citizens in the country! [CBD]

Update: video of the brave woman who refused to fence with a Rando Dude

Podcast: CBD is joined by journalist and film critic Christian Toto, and Jim Lakely of The Heartland Institute. We discuss Hollywood's contempt for its customers, in particular the catastrophe of Snow White, and whether its failure is a signal of a sea change in Hollywood.

David Strom connects the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker (TM) and his Theater Kid Energy to the Democrats' belief that they're all superstars who glow in the spotlight
They're always protesting using painfully bad dance numbers and song renditions. Which side are you on...?

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click:
I Can't Believe It's Not Bryan Adams Edition
Well I saw you on the avenue
And as usual you're with someone new
I guess there's nothing left for me to do but turn away
I'm growing tired of all your alibis
There ain't one you can justify
I ain't gonna take it anymore and I'll tell you why
You know, I wrote "I Can't Believe It's Not Bryan Adams" and then realized, "Wait, this is so blatantly a Bryan Adams-style song this might actually be a genuine Bryan Adams song, let me look this up." In fact, yes, it's co-written by Bryan Adams and Jim Vallance. And I guess I would have realized that if I just watched the video, in which Bryan Adams plays guitar and contributes backing vocals.

Jason Statham's Working Man beat Snow Woke at the box office this weekend. The Chosen, a movie made up of three episodes of a show available on TV, almost beat Snow Woke too, cashing in $11 million over the weekend.

I't's time to let go. Actor Val Kilmer dies at 65. Doc Holiday in Tombstone was his ultimate role, but I'll always love his comedic turns in Top Secret! and Real Genius. RIP. [Weirddave]

Sen. Cory Booker Speaks All Night on Senate Floor to Protest Against Trump's Agenda So what! Apparently his beard has a date and he has nothing else to do. [CBD]

The Republican Party of New Mexico's headquarters was firebombed early Sunday morning. The building was heavily damaged. The attackers also spraypainted "ICE=KKK" on one of the walls. [CBD]

Weekend nightcap. Boardwalk band plays Fleetwood Mac. [dri]

"We Got the Receipts" recaps some of the Tesla Terrorism the left has perpetrated the past week
Democrats plan a global terrorism campaign next week, Tuesday I think, called "Takedown Tesla." Democrat politicians encourage the violence and refuse to condemn it. Well okay, but if violence is approved for your side, it's approved for ours as well.

Flashback: Zombie Joe Biden's "Farewell Address"
Was this the worst speech ever delivered by a "president"?

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
I see the problem start I watch the tension grow
I see you keeping it to yourself
And then instead of reaching conclusions
I see you reaching for something else

It's the #HackMadness tournament, second round of 32!
A lot of big heats going on, including some real nailbiters, like Cuckshed Resident David French vs. CBS' plain-as-an-Amish-frock fabulist Margaret Brennan

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton babble on about the tempest in a teapot that is the Goldberg files, the economy, including tariffs, that is improving, deportations are lovely, Crockett2028, the deep state hanging on like leeches, and more!

I feel bad about this but I'm going to have to post about Rachel Zegler again...

The "Ghost Gun" case before SCOTUS: BONDI, ATTORNEY GENERAL, ET AL. v. VANDERSTOK ET AL. We lose... 7-2, and you can guess who the two dissenting judges are. [CBD]

Masih Alinejad "Where are @AOC, @IlhanMN, the left-wing activists who called me an Islamophobe, and the campus protesters chanting "I am Hamas"? The killers sent by the Islamic Republic to assassinate a woman on US soil were convicted in federal court, You're silent. Why?" [CBD]

Recent Comments

MAGA_Ken: "Most industrial capital expenditures are on deprec ..."

Sponge - F*ck Cancer: "FIRST!!!!! ..."

Cheri: ""Environmentalists" are suing the Trump Administra ..."

runner: "LED lightbulbs have gotten pretty good, honestly ..."

Romeo13: "23 missed the pronoun thread. i see several folks ..."

BeckoningChasm: ""Beginning of the End" was the giant grasshopper m ..."

Tex Lovera: "While I had a plumber in to fix another problem, I ..."

I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t: "AoSqHQ come for the laughs Stay for getting your ..."

wth: "Police are searching for a sicko accused of sexual ..."

Martini Farmer: "Let's address the overriding stupidity governing n ..."

Please?: "Thank you Mr. President! Now do low flow toilets! ..."

ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults [/b][/i][/s][/u]: "I have this vague memory of watching the film "Att ..."

Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)


Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries The Golden Emperor Trump Hath Decreed That We Shall All Have Full-Pressure Shower Heads Again, and the People Rejoiced, For It Was Good Mid-Afternoon Blow-Off Thread Update: Now With More Necrophilia Oh My: March's Inflation Comes In at Negative 0.1% House Passes Trump's Preferred Budget Bill as RINO Senators Balk at Serious Spending Cuts The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 4/ 10 /25 Daily Tech News 10 April 2025 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - April 9, 2025 [TRex] Parental Cafe Absent Friends Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups PNW 2025 05/10/2025 Yakima WA Contact Mark Andrew Edwards for info Texas MoMe 2025: 10/17/2025-10/18/2025 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Split Ya \| Main \| You Need to Eat Bitter to Taste Sweet* » November 02, 2004 Final Poll Round Up: Ahead in 7, Tied in 2, Behind in 2 But President is above crucial 50% mark in only a single poll I don't know how much that last tid-bit matters. You don't really need to be above 50%; you need to be above around 49%. The Washington Times digests the final polls. I'm going to say it right now: I'm worried. Very worried. I think that Bush is actually a little behind at the moment, and I think he's going to have to have an awfully good day to win this thing. Not to be a defeatist-- hey, it's Voting Day. Not much left to do (except vote, of course-- have you voted?) But I've got to be honest-- I've been quietly predicting a Bush loss for a week. (Well, as those who routinely call me a big fat defeatist wussy might argue, I've been predicting that via subtext for a month.) Bush needs almost all his potential voters to actually pull the lever for him. If the Patriotic Majority does so, he will win. If a lot of his voters decide, as they did in 2000, that maybe voting isn't so important, he'll almost certainly lose. posted by Ace at 12:08 PM Comments I know how you feel Ace. I haven't slept in a month myself. But I still feel Bush will win, no matter how thin the margin. It all comes down to Ohio. Whomever wins Ohio, wins the game! Posted by: Greg Schreiber on November 2, 2004 12:14 PM I voted bright and early. The trouble being, I'm in California. The relevance of casting my ballot for Bush is in some doubt, here. Still, I voted. And soon this will be over and I can breathe again. Posted by: Dianna on November 2, 2004 12:21 PM I think the guys that were under 50 who lost were at like 39 and 40 it was substantially down. 50 is some stupid ass benchmark. I think the most stupid of all the questions is the Right direction Wrong Direction question. I can think things are going in the wrong direction and still vote Bush. If I think they are going wrong because of gay marriage and embryonic stem cell research and the price of tea in China that is not necessarily an indicator of voting out and incumbent. Posted by: Jennifer on November 2, 2004 12:23 PM water garden garden catalog garden bridge gardening garden state garden center garden furniture garden magazine garden pond better home and garden garden decor garden fountain garden fountain garden bridge garden center garden bridge gardening supply garden bridge garden gift japanese garden Posted by: landscape painting on March 5, 2005 05:40 AM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about Iran and the possibility of war, the NYC mayoral race/clownshow, Tariffs, industry, employment, PA's governor, and more! My favorite Robert Culp Columbo moment (first half of clip) Youth Soccer Coach Charged With Sexual Assault, Murder of Player Is in U.S. Illegally, Has Prior Victims But let's keep all of these fine, upstanding potential citizens in the country! [CBD] Update: video of the brave woman who refused to fence with a Rando Dude Podcast: CBD is joined by journalist and film critic Christian Toto, and Jim Lakely of The Heartland Institute. We discuss Hollywood's contempt for its customers, in particular the catastrophe of Snow White, and whether its failure is a signal of a sea change in Hollywood. David Strom connects the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker (TM) and his Theater Kid Energy to the Democrats' belief that they're all superstars who glow in the spotlight They're always protesting using painfully bad dance numbers and song renditions. Which side are you on...? Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: I Can't Believe It's Not Bryan Adams Edition Well I saw you on the avenue And as usual you're with someone new I guess there's nothing left for me to do but turn away I'm growing tired of all your alibis There ain't one you can justify I ain't gonna take it anymore and I'll tell you why You know, I wrote "I Can't Believe It's Not Bryan Adams" and then realized, "Wait, this is so blatantly a Bryan Adams-style song this might actually be a genuine Bryan Adams song, let me look this up." In fact, yes, it's co-written by Bryan Adams and Jim Vallance. And I guess I would have realized that if I just watched the video, in which Bryan Adams plays guitar and contributes backing vocals. Jason Statham's Working Man beat Snow Woke at the box office this weekend. The Chosen, a movie made up of three episodes of a show available on TV, almost beat Snow Woke too, cashing in $11 million over the weekend. I't's time to let go. Actor Val Kilmer dies at 65. Doc Holiday in Tombstone was his ultimate role, but I'll always love his comedic turns in Top Secret! and Real Genius. RIP. [Weirddave] Sen. Cory Booker Speaks All Night on Senate Floor to Protest Against Trump's Agenda So what! Apparently his beard has a date and he has nothing else to do. [CBD] The Republican Party of New Mexico's headquarters was firebombed early Sunday morning. The building was heavily damaged. The attackers also spraypainted "ICE=KKK" on one of the walls. [CBD] Weekend nightcap. Boardwalk band plays Fleetwood Mac. [dri] "We Got the Receipts" recaps some of the Tesla Terrorism the left has perpetrated the past week Democrats plan a global terrorism campaign next week, Tuesday I think, called "Takedown Tesla." Democrat politicians encourage the violence and refuse to condemn it. Well okay, but if violence is approved for your side, it's approved for ours as well. Flashback: Zombie Joe Biden's "Farewell Address" Was this the worst speech ever delivered by a "president"? Forgotten 80s Mystery Click I see the problem start I watch the tension grow I see you keeping it to yourself And then instead of reaching conclusions I see you reaching for something else It's the #HackMadness tournament, second round of 32! A lot of big heats going on, including some real nailbiters, like Cuckshed Resident David French vs. CBS' plain-as-an-Amish-frock fabulist Margaret Brennan Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton babble on about the tempest in a teapot that is the Goldberg files, the economy, including tariffs, that is improving, deportations are lovely, Crockett2028, the deep state hanging on like leeches, and more! I feel bad about this but I'm going to have to post about Rachel Zegler again... The "Ghost Gun" case before SCOTUS: BONDI, ATTORNEY GENERAL, ET AL. v. VANDERSTOK ET AL. We lose... 7-2, and you can guess who the two dissenting judges are. [CBD] Masih Alinejad "Where are @AOC, @IlhanMN, the left-wing activists who called me an Islamophobe, and the campus protesters chanting "I am Hamas"? The killers sent by the Islamic Republic to assassinate a woman on US soil were convicted in federal court, You're silent. Why?" [CBD] Recent Comments MAGA_Ken: "Most industrial capital expenditures are on deprec ..." Sponge - Fck Cancer: "FIRST!!!!! ..." Cheri: ""Environmentalists" are suing the Trump Administra ..." runner: "LED lightbulbs have gotten pretty good, honestly ..." Romeo13: "23 missed the pronoun thread. i see several folks ..." BeckoningChasm: ""Beginning of the End" was the giant grasshopper m ..." Tex Lovera: "While I had a plumber in to fix another problem, I ..." I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t: "AoSqHQ come for the laughs Stay for getting your ..." wth: "Police are searching for a sicko accused of sexual ..." Martini Farmer: "Let's address the overriding stupidity governing n ..." Please?: "Thank you Mr. President! Now do low flow toilets! ..." ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults [/b][/i][/s][/u]: "I have this vague memory of watching the film "Att ..." Bloggers in Arms RI Red's Blog! Behind The Black CutJibNewsletter The Pipeline Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides Kaboom! Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.* The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives April 2025 March 2025 February 2025 January 2025 December 2024 November 2024 October 2024 September 2024 August 2024 July 2024 June 2024 May 2024 April 2024 March 2024 February 2024 January 2024 December 2023 November 2023 October 2023 September 2023 August 2023 July 2023 June 2023 May 2023 April 2023 March 2023 February 2023 January 2023 December 2022 November 2022 October 2022 September 2022 August 2022 July 2022 June 2022 May 2022 April 2022 March 2022 February 2022 January 2022 December 2021 November 2021 October 2021 September 2021 August 2021 July 2021 June 2021 May 2021 April 2021 March 2021 February 2021 January 2021 December 2020 November 2020 October 2020 September 2020 August 2020 July 2020 June 2020 May 2020 April 2020 March 2020 February 2020 January 2020 December 2019 November 2019 October 2019 September 2019 August 2019 July 2019 June 2019 May 2019 April 2019 March 2019 February 2019 January 2019 December 2018 November 2018 October 2018 September 2018 August 2018 July 2018 June 2018 May 2018 April 2018 March 2018 February 2018 January 2018 December 2017 November 2017 October 2017 September 2017 August 2017 July 2017 June 2017 May 2017 April 2017 March 2017 February 2017 January 2017 December 2016 November 2016 October 2016 September 2016 August 2016 July 2016 June 2016 May 2016 April 2016 March 2016 February 2016 January 2016 December 2015 November 2015 October 2015 September 2015 August 2015 July 2015 June 2015 May 2015 April 2015 March 2015 February 2015 January 2015 December 2014 November 2014 October 2014 September 2014 August 2014 July 2014 June 2014 May 2014 April 2014 March 2014 February 2014 January 2014 December 2013 November 2013 October 2013 September 2013 August 2013 July 2013 June 2013 May 2013 April 2013 March 2013 February 2013 January 2013 December 2012 November 2012 October 2012 September 2012 August 2012 July 2012 June 2012 May 2012 April 2012 March 2012 February 2012 January 2012 December 2011 November 2011 October 2011 September 2011 August 2011 July 2011 June 2011 May 2011 April 2011 March 2011 February 2011 January 2011 December 2010 November 2010 October 2010 September 2010 August 2010 July 2010 June 2010 May 2010 April 2010 March 2010 February 2010 January 2010 December 2009 November 2009 October 2009 September 2009 August 2009 July 2009 June 2009 May 2009 April 2009 March 2009 February 2009 January 2009 December 2008 November 2008 October 2008 September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 December 0000 Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type 2.64

Final Poll Round Up: Ahead in 7, Tied in 2, Behind in 2