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James Carden At "American Conservative" Is A Sleazy Jew-Hating Scumbag [CBD]

John Ekdahl spreads dangerous misinformation like a boss

Author, historian and commentator Michael Walsh joins us in a wide ranging conversation centering on the twin evils of Leftism and Islam, the prospects for fighting both, predictions about the election, and so much more in a fast, free-wheeling and informative hour!

George is dating a she-Jerry

Columbia asks NYPD to evict colonizers from aboriginal Jewish lands; Kathy Hochul talks about bringing "safety" to campus; raid to come?
If you kick them off the campus, they'll just start a terrorist movement to "get their lands back."
NYPD raids Hamilton Hall, which was renamed to Hinds Hall, to conduct the physical removal and arrests of campus protesters at Columbia.
The Raid begins. Stinkies are being dragged out of occupied Hamilton Hall by cops. Cops have announced that they will be charged with criminal trespass.

We need you to be "Mamala" of the country. Prepare to cringe. [CBD]

Space Ice roasts the new Roadhouse
I think he's wrong but I know some of you didn't like it. His Best Movie Ever review of the original Roadhouse was funnier.

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, Here I Am at Intifada: "Are we willing to do whatever is necessary to preserve our freedom? The other side has clearly demonstrated what it is willing to do, and is actively doing, to take it away. That requires self-preservation 'by any means necessary.' As Allen Ludden (or Bert Convy) might say, the password is Revolution. Contemplating such a thing is unfathomable. But seeing New York City “fundamentally transformed” into Nuremberg-on-the-Hudson, the unfathomable quickly becomes not only fathomable but quite reasonable." My latest at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment! [J.J. Sefton]

Joe Biden knows what it's like for wives (or husbands) of policemen to get that phone call telling them their spouse has been shot, because "I've gotten one of those phone calls, under different circumstances"
Wow, Beau Biden was a police officer killed in duty in addition to being a daring warfighter KIA in Iraq or Afghanistan or wherever Joe needs it to be! A real renaissance man of action! And a first-rate all-purpose corpse!More Biden gaffes at Red State

The Onion, a site which literally everyone simultaneously decided to stop reading in 2008, has new owners, who vow the site will be "as relevant as Matt Drudge and as conventional-wisdom-challenging as Howard Stern"

Time traveler goes back into the past to kill the dictator, with mixed results

The mayor of San Jose is doing an interview on the street when some rando starts fighting with his security detail
via Jay in PA

Just asking questions

Transgender comedian totally got a TV comedy special due to his talent, not at all due to his precious identity

Supreme Court hears oral arguments in presidential immunity case (Live)

WTF?! New York appeals court overturns Harvey Weinstein's 2020 rape conviction from landmark #MeToo trial And yet Donald Trump was forced to pay off a psychotic liar and rape-fantasist for libel? A "libel" that accurately called her out as a liar for lying about him raping her in a Bergdorf's elevator? With the Alvin Bragg/Letitia James' Stalinist show trials still going on? It is to laugh. And vomit [J.J. Sefton]

CJN is shocked at how shocked Jews and other liberals are to discover anti-Semitism coming from the movement they supported for decades, while being somewhat heartened that maybe the scales are at last falling from their eyes. Happy Passover to all!

Anti-Trump Lincoln Project loses $35,000 after paying fake invoices sent by hackers Okay...which one of you did this? [CBD]

CJN SPEAKS! THE PODCAST After his groundbreaking poll showing widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election, Jim Lakely, VP and Dir. of Comms at the Heartland Institute discusses a shocking poll showing an equally large percentage of respondents willing to commit election fraud this November, and what it says about the state of our nation and society.

Entire IRGC command wing in Syria was eliminated in strike, Bloomberg reveals Lots of room for advancement in the Iranian armed forces! [CBD]

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

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Posted by: lauraw on November 2, 2004 12:58 PM Nver mind Redford, I can't believe that pic was of Kim Bassinger. I thought it was Candice Bergen at first! Posted by: zetetic on November 2, 2004 03:22 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines James Carden At "American Conservative" Is A Sleazy Jew-Hating Scumbag [CBD] John Ekdahl spreads dangerous misinformation like a boss Author, historian and commentator Michael Walsh joins us in a wide ranging conversation centering on the twin evils of Leftism and Islam, the prospects for fighting both, predictions about the election, and so much more in a fast, free-wheeling and informative hour! George is dating a she-Jerry Columbia asks NYPD to evict colonizers from aboriginal Jewish lands; Kathy Hochul talks about bringing "safety" to campus; raid to come? If you kick them off the campus, they'll just start a terrorist movement to "get their lands back." NYPD raids Hamilton Hall, which was renamed to Hinds Hall, to conduct the physical removal and arrests of campus protesters at Columbia. The Raid begins. Stinkies are being dragged out of occupied Hamilton Hall by cops. Cops have announced that they will be charged with criminal trespass. We need you to be "Mamala" of the country. Prepare to cringe. [CBD] Space Ice roasts the new Roadhouse I think he's wrong but I know some of you didn't like it. His Best Movie Ever review of the original Roadhouse was funnier. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, Here I Am at Intifada: "Are we willing to do whatever is necessary to preserve our freedom? The other side has clearly demonstrated what it is willing to do, and is actively doing, to take it away. That requires self-preservation 'by any means necessary.' As Allen Ludden (or Bert Convy) might say, the password is Revolution. Contemplating such a thing is unfathomable. But seeing New York City “fundamentally transformed” into Nuremberg-on-the-Hudson, the unfathomable quickly becomes not only fathomable but quite reasonable." My latest at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment! [J.J. Sefton] Joe Biden knows what it's like for wives (or husbands) of policemen to get that phone call telling them their spouse has been shot, because "I've gotten one of those phone calls, under different circumstances" Wow, Beau Biden was a police officer killed in duty in addition to being a daring warfighter KIA in Iraq or Afghanistan or wherever Joe needs it to be! A real renaissance man of action! And a first-rate all-purpose corpse!More Biden gaffes at Red State The Onion, a site which literally everyone simultaneously decided to stop reading in 2008, has new owners, who vow the site will be "as relevant as Matt Drudge and as conventional-wisdom-challenging as Howard Stern" Time traveler goes back into the past to kill the dictator, with mixed results The mayor of San Jose is doing an interview on the street when some rando starts fighting with his security detail via Jay in PA Just asking questions Transgender comedian totally got a TV comedy special due to his talent, not at all due to his precious identity Supreme Court hears oral arguments in presidential immunity case (Live) WTF?! New York appeals court overturns Harvey Weinstein's 2020 rape conviction from landmark #MeToo trial And yet Donald Trump was forced to pay off a psychotic liar and rape-fantasist for libel? A "libel" that accurately called her out as a liar for lying about him raping her in a Bergdorf's elevator? With the Alvin Bragg/Letitia James' Stalinist show trials still going on? It is to laugh. And vomit [J.J. Sefton] CJN is shocked at how shocked Jews and other liberals are to discover anti-Semitism coming from the movement they supported for decades, while being somewhat heartened that maybe the scales are at last falling from their eyes. Happy Passover to all! Anti-Trump Lincoln Project loses $35,000 after paying fake invoices sent by hackers Okay...which one of you did this? [CBD] CJN SPEAKS! THE PODCAST After his groundbreaking poll showing widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election, Jim Lakely, VP and Dir. of Comms at the Heartland Institute discusses a shocking poll showing an equally large percentage of respondents willing to commit election fraud this November, and what it says about the state of our nation and society. 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