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Interesting football history: How the forward pass was created in response to the nineteen -- 19! -- people killed playing football in 1905 alone
The original rules of football did not allow forward passes. The ball was primarily advanced by running, with blockers forming lines with interlocked arms and just smashing into the similarly-interlocked defensive lines. It was basically Greek hoplite spear formations but with a semi-spherical ball. As calls to ban the sport entirely grew, some looked for ways to de-emphasize mass charges as the primary means of advancing the ball, and some specifically championed allowing a passer to throw the ball forward.

1977 ABC Afterschool Special: "The Pinballs," starring Kristy McNichol
Garrett told me this film changed his life.

Sydney Sweeney unleashes the silver orbs
Thanks to @PatriarchTree

(Formerly) Great Britain 2025
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Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.

-- G.K. Chesterton
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Latrine John-Pissoir can't explain her book -- an Inside Look at a Broken White House, but she says she means the Trump White House, which she had no inside look at -- even to friendly leftwing media interviewers
Speaking as a black woman and black LGBT woman and black immigrant...
Bonus points all day on Tuesday to anyone who begins all of his or her posts with "Speaking as a black LGBT woman..."

Atari to release former competitor Intellivision with 45 games for $149
I always thought Intellivision was kinda lame (to the extent a cutting edge videogame box can be lame).
Intellivision insists upon itself.
Pitfall was a really good game. I don't know if it was available on Intellivision. Update: It was. But I don't know if it's included in the new unit.

Terrorist-aligned AP: "Reporter describes shock at witnessing East Wing's demolition"
White House press corps: "SO TRUMP CAN DEMOLISH ANYTHING HE WANTS TO?!?!"
Yes. Thank you for acknowledging that.

The Democrats are so attached to the East Wing and such pro-American history buffs that they... used a photo of Buckingham Palace and claimed it was the East Wing of the White House

Zohran Mamdani: When you think about it, weren't Muslims like my aunt the Real Victims of 9/11?

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: How did one of the Go-Go's best songs become completely forgotten?

From Archimedes: Democrats are really now arguing that it's time to open the Big Tent to Nazis:

At Insty:

How it's going: How 'Big Tent' Are Democrats Willing to Go? Many in the party say it needs a wider range of candidates to run. Does that include people with Nazi tattoos?

Senator Martin Heinrich of New Mexico said, "Graham has made a lot of mistakes in his life. He's had a very long journey to the place where he is today, but he's owned those mistakes, owned up to them, and he's evolved." Khanna called the tattoo "horrendous," but said: "Do we want our political governing class to be like the classmates I had at Yale Law School, some of them who dreamed of being president of the United States from the age of twelve?" He continued, "Or do we want normal people also having a chance at these offices?"

--The Atlantic, today. Have they SEEN the people who vote for them?

Link to Ed Driscoll's post here
Black Conservative Perspective says there's a "Woke Civil War" going on in the left over this Nazi, with Race Marxists -- mostly black -- absolutely determined to cancel him, while the straight-up Communists -- mostly white rich-bitch nepo babies -- are fighting like hell for him. As many have noted: Communists are always willing to make a tactical alliance with Nazis. (And, of course, Communists are just totalitarian socialists with an internationalist foreign policy, while Nazis are totalitarian socialists with a nationalist foreign policy. They're two anti-human peas in a pod.)
The white communists are fighting hard for this guy because he is an open, avowed communist, and they think his completely-fake "normal blue-collar guy" persona can be used to do what they cannot do, sell communism to the working class.

Lost 70s Mystery Click
'cause it gets me nowhere to tell you no/and it gets me nowhere to make you go

Podcast: Schumer Shutdown Shit-show, RINOs in NH, the Dem's Nazi problem, Gaza and Trump's bombast, the intractability of Islam, the Louvre heist, and more!

Commie Mamdani transforms, Zelig-like, to be whoever he's trying to con at any moment

Democrat hopeful to replace Susan Collins as Maine Senator -- the man who got a Nazi Totenkopf tattoo because he was "very inebriated" and who is now known as "Maine Kampf" -- also taught gun tactics to... Antifa
Antifa can't be Nazis, I mean it's right in their name. (But National Socialists aren't socialists -- the name means nothing!)
"Maine Kampf" thanks to Fenelon Spoke, who nabbed it from Daniel Greenfield

It's been one year since McDonald's Fry Cook Donald Trump last manned the baskets

Lia Thomas Unrepentant over Taking Titles from Women: 'It's Easier to Fight the World Than Fight Yourself'
If you suspected that Will Thomas is an asshole...you were correct. [CBD]

Kids' Peanut Allergies Plummet With Early Exposure [CBD]

British travel blogger experiences his first SEC college football game, tailgating, and Southern hospitality. His videos display the true America and not the dystopia shown by Hollywood. (take notice of how 95% of the people are thin, attractive, fun loving, friendly, and polite.) [dri]

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Posted by: Jennifer on October 31, 2004 05:40 PM Schilling, Bradshaw, Long, most of NASCAR... Why is it the jocks are for Bush? I'm starting to believe that "Team America" speech. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 31, 2004 06:38 PM With the Sox winning, all sports predictors and curses are now null and void. Everything changed after 9/11. Posted by: blaster on October 31, 2004 06:39 PM There was also a Monday Night Football game, very early in the season, in Foxboro, that had an exchange like this: Madden (commenting on a play): That's what you call a flip-flop. Michaels: You're in the right state for that. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 31, 2004 06:40 PM Jocks are for Bush because they know there is no easy way to win but through concerted effort ... marrying a rich woman doesn't get you much on the field ... Bush is in the fight and willing to takes risks that Kerry and many liberals are not willing to take. Posted by: p on October 31, 2004 06:56 PM Blaster is right. There is no way under normal circumstances a guy as fiercly competitive as the Babe would allow his curse to fall to #2 to the cubbies!Something else is going on, so all sports predictors are out the window. "Stay on Target!" Posted by: Iblis on October 31, 2004 06:57 PM AC/DC also wrote "Giving the Dog a Bone." This might not be the most ineffective song, but it is surely one of the most tasteless. Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" with its thrusting guitar riff is quite tasteless, too. These might work with the "right" woman, though. There is no "right" woman for Lee Greenwood's song, however. Posted by: Ronald Ryan on October 31, 2004 08:19 PM I must've missed that bit today, but that's great news. Then again, it is Fox. It's nearly enough to make me forgive Howie for "Firestorm" and those insufferable Radio Shack commercials. Terry's a god among men, however. Cheers, Dave Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 31, 2004 08:27 PM Also the Patriots winning streak was finally brought to an end today, signaling that this is indeed the year in which past trends/streaks do not matter. Posted by: Cpl. Menno on October 31, 2004 10:22 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Interesting football history: How the forward pass was created in response to the nineteen -- 19! -- people killed playing football in 1905 alone The original rules of football did not allow forward passes. The ball was primarily advanced by running, with blockers forming lines with interlocked arms and just smashing into the similarly-interlocked defensive lines. It was basically Greek hoplite spear formations but with a semi-spherical ball. 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Atari to release former competitor Intellivision with 45 games for $149 I always thought Intellivision was kinda lame (to the extent a cutting edge videogame box can be lame). Intellivision insists upon itself. Pitfall was a really good game. I don't know if it was available on Intellivision. Update: It was. But I don't know if it's included in the new unit. Terrorist-aligned AP: "Reporter describes shock at witnessing East Wing's demolition" White House press corps: "SO TRUMP CAN DEMOLISH ANYTHING HE WANTS TO?!?!" Yes. Thank you for acknowledging that. The Democrats are so attached to the East Wing and such pro-American history buffs that they... used a photo of Buckingham Palace and claimed it was the East Wing of the White House Zohran Mamdani: When you think about it, weren't Muslims like my aunt the Real Victims of 9/11? Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: How did one of the Go-Go's best songs become completely forgotten? From Archimedes: Democrats are really now arguing that it's time to open the Big Tent to Nazis: At Insty: How it's going: How 'Big Tent' Are Democrats Willing to Go? Many in the party say it needs a wider range of candidates to run. Does that include people with Nazi tattoos? Senator Martin Heinrich of New Mexico said, "Graham has made a lot of mistakes in his life. He's had a very long journey to the place where he is today, but he's owned those mistakes, owned up to them, and he's evolved." Khanna called the tattoo "horrendous," but said: "Do we want our political governing class to be like the classmates I had at Yale Law School, some of them who dreamed of being president of the United States from the age of twelve?" He continued, "Or do we want normal people also having a chance at these offices?" --The Atlantic, today. Have they SEEN the people who vote for them? Link to Ed Driscoll's post here Black Conservative Perspective says there's a "Woke Civil War" going on in the left over this Nazi, with Race Marxists -- mostly black -- absolutely determined to cancel him, while the straight-up Communists -- mostly white rich-bitch nepo babies -- are fighting like hell for him. As many have noted: Communists are always willing to make a tactical alliance with Nazis. (And, of course, Communists are just totalitarian socialists with an internationalist foreign policy, while Nazis are totalitarian socialists with a nationalist foreign policy. They're two anti-human peas in a pod.) The white communists are fighting hard for this guy because he is an open, avowed communist, and they think his completely-fake "normal blue-collar guy" persona can be used to do what they cannot do, sell communism to the working class. 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Bush Picks Up Two Key Endorsements: Terry Bradshaw and Howie Long