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October 29, 2004

Fundraising Update-- And Thanks!

Note: This post was made sticky-- accidentally, actually, and it seems to be staying at the top of the queue, for reasons I don't quite get. There are new posts coming in below, though.

Alas, the fundraising drive continues, but I have to say I am extraodinarily grateful for everyone's response so far. I got a little behind on thank-you notes -- yahoo has this strange tendency to occasionally post new messages back three or four pages into the queue, plus a lot of people donated -- but, until I do write you a letter of appreciation, let me say thank you, as a general matter.

A couple of donors aren't getting a thank you right away, because their email screener keep bouncing my attempts to them. I have to ask permission to respond. But I'll do that.


Time for another pitch. A humorous one, I hope.

Okay, so I'm getting around 10,000 unique visitors per day on my good week days, without Instalanches or the like. So, I figure, if everyone just sent along $1 -- just a buck -- that would be $10,000, and I then I could quit my job trying to sell real estate. And man, do I want to. My office is like Glengarry Glen Ross, but without all the human warmth.

But let's think bigger. If everyone sent me $10, that would be $100,000 -- pretty sweet, huh? -- and I could laugh at Andrew Sullivan. Nice.

But why stop there? I know this is sorta crazy, but bear with me. If everyone took out a mortgage on their home and/or sold their cars and some applicances they don't use much anyway (such as their computers, televisions, and lighting), and then sent me ten thousand dollars each, that would be a haul of $10 MILLION dollars.

Okay, I know what you're thinking. That sounds a little steep. But think about it-- how cool would it be to be a part of something that enormous? It would be like being present at the Wright's flight at Kitty Hawk, except, you know, it would cost you ten grand. It would be somethin' to tell your grandkids, at least. And I guess you'd need that kind of a story, because you'd have to explain why you pissed away their college fund on a stupid blog about D&D and Whitesnake.

So, you know, it would be win-win-win all around. Except for the grandkids. But college is sort of overrated anyway. Just buy them a bunch of books and some pot and let them live without supervision for four years in some sort of pansexual version of Lord of the Flies and bang, a college education on the cheap.

Plus, they'll be grateful that they never had to read fucking Beowulf.

Anyway, though, I'm very grateful. As I've said to several of you in my emails, this is a pretty dorky hobby, and when someone seems to like what I'm doing enough to suppor the site, it makes it all feel a lot less dorky and something approaching worthwhile.

Update: TV (or AV), sorry, your email screener will not let me respond nor even request that you allow me to respond. So, let me say here, thank you very much.

A subscription to Juggs magazine! Now that was indeed a thoughtful donation. How on earth did you know my subscription was running out?

posted by Ace at 12:09 PM
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I don't want to appear selfish, but if we give the 10 grand, any chance of a photo op with you to show my grand kids I helped make ace a millionaire?

Posted by: DelphiGuy on October 29, 2004 11:50 AM

Um, yeah, I think I could see my way clear to arrange that small favor.

Posted by: ace on October 29, 2004 11:52 AM

Finally Pay Pal works! There you go Ace, just so you know I didn't welch on my promise a couple days ago. As a former EngLit major I have to say this: Beowulf rocks.

Posted by: dano on October 29, 2004 12:13 PM

Ummmm... yeah... Beowulf "rocks."


It's "wyld."

Posted by: ace on October 29, 2004 12:15 PM

Beowulf changed my life. Don't diss Beowulf.

Even today, when I'm totally stressed and don't know what to do, I find that 90% of the time, ripping someone's arm off is the best course of action.

Also from Beowulf comes the important maxim to live your life by; "It ain't braggin' if its true."

Been 20 years since I read that...in high school. I can't believe it.

Posted by: lauraw on October 29, 2004 12:20 PM

Be serious.

Next you guys are going to tell me you really, really thought the "ribald jokes" in Canterbury Tales were a scream.

Posted by: ace on October 29, 2004 12:42 PM

"Be serious."

No, no, really. I have dismembered arms stacked up like cordwood behind my house.

Posted by: lauraw on October 29, 2004 01:08 PM

Are you kidding? I couldn't wait to read Canterbury Tales in school. It was one of those things you looked forward to, like those Highway Patrol films in Drivers Ed.

Posted by: Donnah on October 29, 2004 08:08 PM

Hi Ace,
Just sent you 20.00. Sooner or latter I was bound to get a stripper name.You know how all us child stars end up in the gutter. I'd rather have you give me my stripper name more than anyone else.
Thanks for reading AS so I do not have to.
signed
one of three

Posted by: KimR on October 30, 2004 05:23 PM
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