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October 28, 2004

Ailing Arafat to be Treated in, Surprise Surprise, Paris


Who can blame him? They're big fans of his in Paris.

The stinkiness, the unkempt beard, the, you know, Jew-killing.

Let's all not-pray for a swift recovery.

Thanks, GregS.


posted by Ace at 01:35 PM
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He will love Paris. After all, his wife has been living there for several years now!

He can also visit the Champs Elysee and see where his wife has been spending those millions of Euros, donated by the EU to feed starving kids in the West Bank!

Posted by: Greg Schreiber on October 28, 2004 02:17 PM

Boy, wouldn't it be great if right after all the networks (oh so reluctantly) call the election for Bush they had to cut in with an announcement of Arafat's death?

Posted by: zetetic on October 28, 2004 02:59 PM

Like with the Red Sox - a little luck with Arafat, please! Arafat goes, the Palestinians win, America wins, the moderate Israelis win....and we can start talking about setting permanent Israeli/Palestinian borders with Arafat kaput. (After the Palestinian succession struggle, of course)

Posted by: Cedarford on October 28, 2004 03:25 PM

This is great news! Incompetent French surgeons already killed Pierre Sallinger this year....

Posted by: ProfShade on October 28, 2004 03:36 PM

Wonder how much he has paid into the French socialized health system. Hope he's real expensive and the lines get real long for service at whatever hospital he's at.

And I hope his physicians are undercover Israeli agents.

Posted by: lauraw on October 28, 2004 05:50 PM
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