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October 22, 2004
Andrew Sullivan WatchMight as well slap this buffoon up before I turn in: Here's [link omitted] an over-wrought attack on yours truly as the Judas of Bush-supporters. Please. Oh, and I'm also "Zarqawi's microphone." Actually, I'm even more important that that: "I suspect Andrew Sullivan has done more damage to the president, and more help to Kerry, than George Soros and MoveOn with all their billions." My power, it frightens me. If someone attributed such power to me, would I link it? You betcha. But I'd be perfectly transparent about my reasons for doing so (i.e., ego stroke-- I can't believe this guy thinks I matter!) Sullivan is posting a nobody making dopey statements primarily so he can call attention to this ninny's idea that little Andrew Sullivan is more important that George Soros' billions. Jackass. It's a jackass statement. And it's even more jackass for Sullivan to print it, even why saying "Moi? Important?" A simpler explanation is that I'm a blogger who tries to call things as I see them. When facts change, I try and adjust. The main fact that's changed is.... oh, for crying out loud, everyone knows what we're talking about here. I never believed the Iraq liberation would be this botched; and it behooves those of us who supported it to be accountable. (God knows, the Bush administration won't take responsibility.) I've learned in life that error is not something to be afraid of. But fear of admitting error is. And yet Sullivan then goes on to call Bush to account for Sullivan's errors. As I've pointed out before, Sullivan continues to insist he was right all along on Iraq while simultaneously claiming that it's all going wrong now-- he personally NEVER has confessed to any error as regards the war. Not that he thought the pacification would be easier, or that Iraqis would be more helpful in making their own peaceful futures, etc. He's quite ready to confess the errors of others, especially those who oppose gay marriage (though I'm quite sure that's coincidental). But confess his own errors? Not so much. Tell ya what, Andy-- I'll get on Bush to admit his errors the moment you confess yours. Since you're so big on "adjusting" as facts change and such a big believer in admitting error. Let's face it-- since you're now apparently more influential than George Soros' billions, your leadership-by-example would be most salutory for our political dialogue. Update: Ace, I believe that you are the single most powerful blogger in the history of blogging. No, that's just ridiculous. Stop it. More Powerful than Instapundit. Now come on! This is just getting silly. The trendsetter for the Corner. Really? Moi? Do you really think...? Quicker on the breaking news than Drudge. This is just too ridiculous. I'm going to let you just make a couple of absurd compliments, and then that's it for you, buddy. Sexier than Wonkette's faux lesbo pics. (Batting eyes.) Gayer than Andrew Sullivan (not that there's anything wrong with that). Hey! "Phat-ter" than Filet O Fish (but not fatter, since no one is). That pretty much says it all. -- Senator Philabuster, with the Comment of the Day It doesn't QUITE say it all though! Because Jake has an interesting follow up: Ace is more important in this election than President Bush. No, please don't (yes yes) stop! I'm not worthy! (Am I? Tell me I am.) Okay. Now, no more of this silly nonsense! posted by Ace at 05:08 AM
Comments“Zarqawi's microphone?” “Damage to the President?” Because these don’t sound like the core complaints by conservatives I’ve been reading, Sullivan may be trying to misdirect us toward the ridiculous and patently untrue. His critics are painted as rabid crapslingers, and he looks like he’s zinged them. Our beef with AS may be that he seemed to build readership and click count by riding the post-9/11 wave, then, after he drew readership from the Right to add to his normal base, swung left before the election season to help the liberal machine get power. I gather we generally suspect he stage-managed a premeditated, self-serving transition, and misrepresented his rationale all along the way to try to hold as much of his conservative readership as possible while not coming off as a schemer. If that's it in a nutshell, did he do it because the Left truly knows how to reward and punish? Because he thought he could have his readership cake and eat it? WGAF. He should be embarrassed at how early we picked up on the shift and predicted his endorsement of Kerry. Bad form, Old Sport. Posted by: Lastango on October 22, 2004 06:45 AM
Funny how we've yet to see even so much as the faintest hint of comment from Sullivan, re: the recent revelations concerning the Political Director of the Log Cabin Republicans (one Christopher Barron, to be precise) being publicly "outed" as a long time supporter and adviser of John Edwards. (information here --> http://gaypatriot.blogspot.com/) I guess when you've been all but outed as a frothing, single-issue-propelled Kerry partisan yourself, however: that two-faced sort of treachery is just the same ol' same ol', ultimately. Posted by: Kent on October 22, 2004 07:51 AM
Ace, I believe that you are the single most powerful blogger in the history of blogging. More Powerful than Instapundit. The trendsetter for the Corner. Quicker on the breaking news than Drudge. Sexier than Wonkette's faux lesbo pics. Gayer than Andrew Sullivan (not that there's anything wrong with that). "Phat-ter" than Filet O Fish (but not fatter, since no one is). That pretty much says it all. Now will you bring Johnny Coldcuts back? Posted by: senator philabuster on October 22, 2004 09:03 AM
sully is a turd quit giving him links! Posted by: sully = turd for brains on October 22, 2004 09:08 AM
Philabuster; Ace is more important in this election than President Bush. Posted by: jake on October 22, 2004 09:39 AM
Sullivan's self-obsession has become self-parody. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on October 22, 2004 10:34 AM
No one is fatter than O-Dub? Have you seen Michael Moore lately? No man is an island, but shit howdy, he's pretty close. Posted by: zetetic on October 22, 2004 11:57 AM
...and when he moves, Ace slices like a f'n hammer. I've seen him do it. He's also the only important one up there on the stage. He give us full value on our checks, too. Posted by: Nathan on October 22, 2004 12:45 PM
Hey Ace, ;-) Posted by: Bohemian on October 22, 2004 02:10 PM
Now, were I Andrew Sullivan, I might have to post that, and then disclaim any pretensions of actual divinity. Posted by: ace on October 22, 2004 03:31 PM
Ace, on what basis is there a reason to conclude that the Iraqis don't want to be free? Because the people in Fallujah are hiding Zarqawi? That's one city. Tell that to the Iraqis killed everytime a ING or IP recruiting line is attacked. The idea the Iraqis won't fight for themselves is the biggest myth of the war. Our mistake was not raising a division size force of free Iraqis in the 12 months between the "axis of evil" speech and March 2003. Wolfowitz wanted to do this but was not permitted. That's not his error - it's Powell's for blocking it and Bush's for listening to State. Posted by: Joshua Chamberlain on October 22, 2004 03:51 PM
By the way, while the "more powerful than Soros" bit is over the top, the rest of the piece is a pretty accurate analysis of what's going on at The Daily Dish. Posted by: Joshua Cha,berlain on October 22, 2004 03:57 PM
Ace, on what basis is there a reason to conclude that the Iraqis don't want to be free? Because the people in Fallujah are hiding Zarqawi? I didn't intend to take a position on this. Rather, I meant that if Iraq is as much a mess as Sullivan bitches, then Sullivan has to also take responsibility for HIS miscalculations, and that would be one of them. It's an "if... then" thing. Posted by: ace on October 22, 2004 04:33 PM
I shudder to think what The Daily Dish would read like if it were written during WWII. Posted by: ken on October 22, 2004 05:01 PM
Sullivan jumped the shark some time ago, and it's long past time the blogophere stopped paying attention to past glories. It's a bit shabby really, not unlike bowing to a Duke because his ancestor won some battle but then have produced 13 generations of ciphers. Posted by: MartiniPundit on October 22, 2004 05:32 PM
"Sullivan jumped the shark some time ago..." Yep. He's yesterday's news. He's doing this whole elaborate dance to maintain his credibility as a "conservative", when in reality he's a single-issue voter, big-time. Undoubtedly, now that he's spending part of the year in Provincetown he's also probably feeling tons of pressure from his social circles to get in line on Kerry. Posted by: H.D. Miller on October 22, 2004 06:53 PM
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