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October 20, 2004
Lyric Fragment Quiz (Corrected)A friend told me the last quiz was just too long. This one's shorter. The lyrics here are pretty fragmentary, too, and the more famous the song, the shorter I've tried to make them. It's a mix of 80's one-hit (or couple of hit MTV) wonders, a few lyrics from classic rock (not many, actually), and then some 90's radio rock. Some are easy, but a lot are sorta tough. Note: I botched the lyric slightly to one song, and more than slightly to another. Corrections included, along with error. 1. "monkey can't stand" 2. "don't keep it in ya" 3. "western shore" 4. "stay alive" 5. "such a dirty mind" 6. "du liebst mir nicht" 7. "and she wouldn't give it to me" 8. "fight you to the end" 9. "the thing just isn't movin' " 10. "I'd like to... watch" 11. "cool on craze" 12. "invitation to the world" 13. "food of love" 14. "hurt you too" 15. "nest of salt" 16. "sex is overrated too" 17. "suns that were freezing" (PROBABLY NOT "freezing their eyes" as I originally wrote) 18. "noises above" 19. "feelin' lonely people" 20. "tellin' you a secret" 21. "shook and lurched" 22. "But you've gone out to town" 23. "Disney abbatoir" 24. "sold the Renoir" (NOT "stole the Renoir" as I originally wrote) 25. "there, where?" 26. "blow it all away" 27. "dream for insomniacs" 28. "sticky everywhere" 29. "I got a notion" 30. "kinda sad and uninspired" posted by Ace at 04:21 PM
Comments6. Trio -- "da da da da" Posted by: WarrenM on October 20, 2004 04:50 PM
Tough one, Ace. Damn, I got nothing... Posted by: Jack Grey on October 20, 2004 04:54 PM
16. "Everything About You" Ugly Kid Joe Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 20, 2004 05:02 PM
6. Trio -- "da da da da" -- yes 4) "In A Big Country" -Big Country -- yeahp 16. "Everything About You" Ugly Kid Joe -- yeahp... surprised anyone remembered that one Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 05:06 PM
I skewed this quiz a little more female, btw. Well, okay, that wasn't so much deliberate as these were the ones I thought up. I tried to get a friend to give me a couple of more male-skewing ones, but he came up empty. Maybe the next one. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 05:13 PM
Okay, correction. Obviously, the lyric, "There, where?" is in Is She Really Going Out With Him, so that's right. Not the one I was thinking of, but correct. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 05:21 PM
7) "All I wanted was a Pepsi", by some godforsaken one-hit-wonder. Prolly the same dorks that did "Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage" Posted by: Bud Tugley on October 20, 2004 05:39 PM
Well, that's not the name of the song, and I don't know if they can even be called a one-hit wonder. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 05:41 PM
But yeah, the lyric before that is "All I wanted was a Pepsi." And she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 05:42 PM
I'll work on the other ones later, but I'll never let Ace slip an Elvis Costello reference by me. And besides, I'm probably the only other serious fan of his who even bothers to comment here. 23.) "Disney abbatoir" is from "Tokyo Storm Warning" by Elvis Costello (1986). Posted by: Jeff B. on October 20, 2004 06:02 PM
7 - Suicidal Tendencies! I have a picture of me from the 80s with a hand drawn ST shirt on. Do I get instant street cred for that? Posted by: Ken J on October 20, 2004 06:05 PM
I'm also pretty sure that the "all I wanted was a Pepsi" bit is from a song whose name I can't remember (actually, I just assumed that was the title) by Suicidal Tendencies. Posted by: Jeff B. on October 20, 2004 06:05 PM
Yeahp to tokyo storm warning. By the way, the rest of these are not obscurities like TSW and the Suicidal Tendencies song. Whose title no one knows yet. It's not "suicidal tendencies," although it's probably off of that album. Most of these -- just about all -- are pretty legitimate hits. There are some not-so-big hits scattered throughout, because otherwise Michele from A Small Victory would get too bored. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 06:08 PM
1. Sophie Hawkins, Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover Posted by: on October 20, 2004 06:11 PM
1. Sophie Hawkins, Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover Posted by: George on October 20, 2004 06:11 PM
7 - Institutionalized! Posted by: Ken J on October 20, 2004 06:12 PM
sorry for the double post Posted by: George on October 20, 2004 06:12 PM
all right except for 13. Not pass the dutchie, at least not where I got it. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 06:28 PM
surprised you got Damn, I wish... thought I did a good job of deceptively editing the lyric. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 06:28 PM
KenJ, Yeahp! Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 06:29 PM
26. Faith No More, Faster Disco (I thought We Care a Lot was the big hit, though, but that could have just been popular with the protest-y crowd I hung out with) Posted by: George on October 20, 2004 06:29 PM
nope. think early eighties, syntesizers, and girlie. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 06:35 PM
3. Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin 5. My Sharona - The Knack 7. Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies 11. Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung 12. World Party? 13. Pass the Dutchie - Musical Youth
16. I Hate Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe (useless trivia - the lead singer of UKJ went on to briefly become the lead singer of one of my favorite bands, Life of Agony. Didn't last too long) 17. Burning for You - Blue Oyster Cult 18. Laid - James (great song!) 21. Crash Test Dummies - Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhatever 27. Somebody to Shove - Soul Asylum 30. I think Thompson Twins, not sure which song. Posted by: michele on October 20, 2004 07:38 PM
"7) "All I wanted was a Pepsi", by some godforsaken one-hit-wonder. Prolly the same dorks that did "Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage" That was Killer Pussy. I thought it was a great song. And Suicidal Tendencies were not godforsaken, nor dorks. They ruled. Posted by: michele on October 20, 2004 07:51 PM
#10 is Alphabet Street by Prince. Kinda hard to tell which other ones haven't been guessed yet without a lot of work I'm too lazy to do right now. Posted by: Kevin on October 20, 2004 08:26 PM
14. Can't remember the song name, but I think it's Stone Temple Pilots ... "I am, I am, I am, I said I wanna get next to you" Posted by: Uncle Mikey on October 20, 2004 09:29 PM
3. Led Zepplin – “immigrant song” Posted by: Lastango on October 21, 2004 08:08 PM
I don't think I'll do very well at this, but here goes: 5. My Cherona, The Kinks Wow, even worse than I thought. I suck. Posted by: Sobek on October 21, 2004 08:54 PM
After reading other answers, at least I got the Suicidal Tendencies one right. I feel good about that. And I'm surprised Ace thought Hate Everything About You would be tough. Posted by: Sobek on October 21, 2004 09:01 PM
Oops, I see these are "lyric fragments", not crossword-style clues. I'll know better next time. Posted by: Lastango on October 21, 2004 10:01 PM
Well, I completely forgot about it, until I stumbled across the band's name. Posted by: ace on October 22, 2004 12:51 AM
2. inxs - 'new senstation' Posted by: clues on October 22, 2004 10:58 AM
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This isn't Christmas Eve fare, and I thought about waiting until the 26th to post it, but supposedly an amateur detective has solved the Zodiac killer mystery. And the horrific Black Dahlia killing. He says it's the same person! I always thought of them as very far apart in time but I think Black Dahlia was mid-fifties (nope, 1947) mid and the Zodiac murders began in 1968 so it's possible it's the same killer.
The killer, if it's the same man, would have been in his 20s when he killed the Black Dahlia and his 40s when he did the Zodiac murders. Possible. A little caveat: I saw someone snark on Reddit, "The Zodiac case gets solved more often than Wordle." There are a ton of coincidences here, supposedly, like a Zodiac cipher being solved by the name "Elizabeth." Elizabeth Short was the name of the so-called Black Dahlia. If you don't know about the Black Dahlia, don't look it up. Just accept that it's grisly on the level of Jack the Ripper. Yes, the named suspect resembles the police sketch of Zodiac. Here's a podcast with the amateur sleuth who claims he cracked the Zodiac. Daily Mail article. Link to get around the LA Times' paywall for their article.
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It's not just a "death sentence," as he says, but a rapidly coming one. I hope he can put his affairs in order and make sure his family is in a good as a position as they can be.
Brown killer takes the coward's way out. Naturally.
Still not identified, for some reason. Per Fox 25 Boston, the killer was a non-citizen permanent legal resident It continues to be strange that the police are so protective of his identity.
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I'd wanted to review Parts 2, 3, and 4 of Ryan Lizza's revenge posts about Olivia Nuzzi, but they're all paywalled. I thought about briefly subscribing to get at them, but then I read this in Part 2: Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Do I ever! It's all I remember! Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it's all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell. I wish I hadn't been put in this position, that I didn't have to write about any of this, that I didn't have to subject myself or my loved ones to embarrassment and further loss of privacy. We're back to the fucking bamboo. Guys, I don't think I can pay for bamboo ruminations. I think he added that because he was embarrassed about all the bamboo imagery from Part 1. He's justifying his twin obsessions: His ex, and bamboo. Which is not a tree but a kind of grass, he'll have you know.
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On Tuesday, the book arrived in stores. At lunchtime, in the Midtown Manhattan nexus of media and publishing, interest in Nuzzi's story seemed more muted. The Barnes and Noble on Fifth Avenue had seven copies tucked into a "New & Notable" rack next to the escalator, below Malala Yousafzai's "Finding My Way." Not many had sold so far, a store employee said. She trashes Ryan Lizza for his "Revenge Porn" here. Emily Jashinsky says that when the Bulwark's gay grifter Tim Miller asked why she didn't report on the (alleged) use of ketamine by RFKJr., she broke down in tears and asked to end the interview.
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