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October 19, 2004

He Scored a Soccer Ball

GregS sends this:

He says he'll keep his "eye on the ball" with respect to the war on terror, but every time they snap his picture, he's flinching from a ball.

Every time.

Kerry's about as comfortable with sports as a dog is with vacuum cleaners.


posted by Ace at 12:50 PM
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You do know what he is thinking dont you? " Ok now that I have that coal in my ass, if I sqeeze hard enough I can make a diamond." " Diamond....Diamond come on dammit sqeeze!!!"

Posted by: Cowtipper on October 19, 2004 01:42 PM

When will this guy learn to stay away from sports-based photo ops?

Is there no one in this campaign who knows this?

Posted by: H.D. Miller on October 19, 2004 01:50 PM

I wouldn't mind reading some sort of serious analyzis on Kerry's seemingly desperate attempt to equate himself to Kennedy. He brags about the initials, he seems to affect the same general hairstyle, swift boats/PT boats, and not to mention these ridiculous ball throwing/catching photo-ops whenever and wherever he can, no matter how odd the circumstances. I mean, he is 60+ years old for crying out loud, why isn't anyone telling him that he isn't pulling it off? I just get Single White Female vibes off him in his apparent worship of JFK.

And another thing: This guy has been salivating for the presidency since he came back from the war. His attendance record in the Senate is nothing to brag about. Kerry had probably been planning these "spontaneous" football/soccer etc. games since he was was in dress whites. So I guess my question is, Why is he so damned bad at them? The man obviously missed his share of workdays for twenty something years and he never bothered to take a few of those afternoons off to practice catching the pigskin so he didn't look like a fool doing it?

Posted by: Alex on October 19, 2004 02:05 PM

Hey Ace,

I find the trees in the background very troubling. I wish I could remember where I saw it when I was trolling the web the other day but there was a report about a horrible tree disease that is epidemically spreading throughout the northern hemisphere and it is all due to the Bush administration's environmental policies. When a tree contracts the disease, its leaves turn all funky colors and then they fall off. It's horrible!!!!

Posted by: Bohemian Conservative on October 19, 2004 02:58 PM

Best. Zombie. Imitation. Ever.

Posted by: Tom on October 19, 2004 02:58 PM

Looks like the botox shifted.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba on October 19, 2004 06:36 PM

I keep seeing these, as we all do. It gives me to wonder --

We all know the MSM are in the tank for Democrats; that is, the talking heads and pundits are. But there are a lot of other people in a news crew. Cameramen, in particular, are a blue-collar lot who tend to obsess about techie things and don't always have college degrees.

Are we seeing the evidence of a mute protest? Network Cameramen for Bush? It would sure explain the plethora of embarrassing or silly photos of Kerry and Edwards.

Regards,
Ric Locke

Posted by: Ric Locke on October 20, 2004 08:49 PM
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