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Alan Keyes: Nuttier Than a Snickers BarLet me get this straight: the Illinois Republican Party ditched Jack Ryan, who's biggest sin was allegedly trying to get actress Jeri Ryan to engage in some semi-public sex, in favor of Alan Keyes. Because, you know, Jack Ryan would have been killed at the polls. Would have hurt the Illinois Republican party, set it back 50 years. Good thing we cut our losses when we had the chance: U.S. Senate candidate Alan Keyes told a rally Saturday that incest was "inevitable" for children raised by gay couples because the children might not know both biological parents. I think there are bona fide reasons to be favor straight parents over gay ones, but isn't this reason a bit, um, insane? Yes, it could happen. But this can happen with any adopted child, or any child conceived from donor sperm (or donor eggs). I think Republicans are so desperate for black allies -- both to have some black political support and to disprove the endless charges of racism -- that we're sometimes easily taken in by a hustler. Alan Keyes is a hustler, and a pretty nutty one at that. If I never again hear the words "Ambassador Keyes" after November 2004, I'll be a happy man. I guess I should mention where I got this link from. Nah. Let's say I got it from someone who seems overly fond of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. But I seem to remember posting a trailer for the Batman movie some time ago (gotten from Jim Treacher, duly credited), and then it mysteriously appeared on Filet-O-Fish's site an hour later, without credit to anyone. And I know Filet-O-Fish checks in periodically. So, you know, fuck him. Fuck him right up his ass. Not in a gay way, of course. Like a Viking. posted by Ace at 02:38 AM
CommentsThis is so outrageously mean I'm going to spill something. Pleased. Posted by: the UNPOPULIST on October 19, 2004 03:11 AM
This last part is so outrageously mean I'm going to spill something. Pleased. Posted by: the UNPOPULIST on October 19, 2004 03:12 AM
Ace- But then you didn't deliver even a single masturbatory photo. Not one. And my goodness, but they are out there. My gracious but I couldn't figure out why Jack Ryan wasn't widely lauded in public, on public airwaves, in 25 cent theaters, and on cable television for preaching the "politics of the possible." But you, Ace, deliver no pictures? That's the politics of defeatism. Phooey on you, sir. Phooey on you. Posted by: Birkel on October 19, 2004 05:12 AM
Han Solo: "Who's scruffy-looking?" Alan Keyes: "I am NOT a hustler." Posted by: The Black Republican on October 19, 2004 09:08 AM
There's a book out there (and I'm too busy thinking of Jeri Ryan on a mechanical bull with a Filet-O-Fish sandwich to look up the title) that followed Keyes and a bunch of other candidates the first time he ran for president. Keyes came off as a bit of an oddball, but one with a firm grasp of the Constitution and a genuine regret for the decay of the Republic. In short, he was a no-chancer, but one worthy of admiration. Now, of course, he's a joke, a bigot, a fool and an outright asshat. Hell, I'd even vote for Obama, and I haven't voted Democrat since the McKinley administration! Posted by: Christopher on October 19, 2004 12:34 PM
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