Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Jay Guevara 2025
Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025
Jewells45 2025
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021

Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups

TBD





















« Bitch, Bitch, Bitch | Main | Instapundit Launches Denial-of-Traffic (DoT) Attack on Filet-O-Fish »
October 19, 2004

Alan Keyes: Nuttier Than a Snickers Bar

Let me get this straight: the Illinois Republican Party ditched Jack Ryan, who's biggest sin was allegedly trying to get actress Jeri Ryan to engage in some semi-public sex, in favor of Alan Keyes.

Because, you know, Jack Ryan would have been killed at the polls. Would have hurt the Illinois Republican party, set it back 50 years.

Good thing we cut our losses when we had the chance:

U.S. Senate candidate Alan Keyes told a rally Saturday that incest was "inevitable" for children raised by gay couples because the children might not know both biological parents.

"If we do not know who the mother is, who the father is, without knowing all the brothers and sisters, incest becomes inevitable," Keyes told the Marquette Park rally held to oppose same-sex marriages.

"Whether they mean it or not, that is what will happen. If you are masked from your knowing your biological parents, you are in danger of encountering brothers and sisters you have no knowledge of."

I think there are bona fide reasons to be favor straight parents over gay ones, but isn't this reason a bit, um, insane?

Yes, it could happen.

But this can happen with any adopted child, or any child conceived from donor sperm (or donor eggs).

I think Republicans are so desperate for black allies -- both to have some black political support and to disprove the endless charges of racism -- that we're sometimes easily taken in by a hustler. Alan Keyes is a hustler, and a pretty nutty one at that.

If I never again hear the words "Ambassador Keyes" after November 2004, I'll be a happy man.

I guess I should mention where I got this link from. Nah. Let's say I got it from someone who seems overly fond of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. But I seem to remember posting a trailer for the Batman movie some time ago (gotten from Jim Treacher, duly credited), and then it mysteriously appeared on Filet-O-Fish's site an hour later, without credit to anyone.

And I know Filet-O-Fish checks in periodically.

So, you know, fuck him. Fuck him right up his ass.

Not in a gay way, of course.

Like a Viking.


posted by Ace at 02:38 AM
Comments



This is so outrageously mean I'm going to spill something.

Pleased.

Posted by: the UNPOPULIST on October 19, 2004 03:11 AM

This last part is so outrageously mean I'm going to spill something.

Pleased.

Posted by: the UNPOPULIST on October 19, 2004 03:12 AM

Ace-
You had me at Jeri Ryan.

But then you didn't deliver even a single masturbatory photo. Not one. And my goodness, but they are out there. My gracious but I couldn't figure out why Jack Ryan wasn't widely lauded in public, on public airwaves, in 25 cent theaters, and on cable television for preaching the "politics of the possible." But you, Ace, deliver no pictures? That's the politics of defeatism. Phooey on you, sir. Phooey on you.

Posted by: Birkel on October 19, 2004 05:12 AM

Han Solo: "Who's scruffy-looking?"

Alan Keyes: "I am NOT a hustler."

Posted by: The Black Republican on October 19, 2004 09:08 AM

There's a book out there (and I'm too busy thinking of Jeri Ryan on a mechanical bull with a Filet-O-Fish sandwich to look up the title) that followed Keyes and a bunch of other candidates the first time he ran for president. Keyes came off as a bit of an oddball, but one with a firm grasp of the Constitution and a genuine regret for the decay of the Republic. In short, he was a no-chancer, but one worthy of admiration.

Now, of course, he's a joke, a bigot, a fool and an outright asshat. Hell, I'd even vote for Obama, and I haven't voted Democrat since the McKinley administration!

Posted by: Christopher on October 19, 2004 12:34 PM
Post a comment
Name:


Email Address:


URL:


Comments:


Remember info?








Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
Incumbent Senator John Cornyn (RINO - TX) betrayed his party and his country by voting in favor Biden's Afghan resettlement bill in 2021. Cornyn voted to bring in the Afghan who shot two National Guard soldiers on US soil. A vote for Cornyn is an endorsement of importing unvetted, radicalized murderers. [Buck]
Escaped "SlenderMan Stabber" picked up with her "transgender" friend
We're increasingly loose with the word "transgender" aren't we?
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: Jim Lakely of Heartland Institute joins CBD for a discussion of their recent polling that shows a majority of 18-39s want socialism, the Epstein files, what will Mamdani do, and more!
Live voting in the House to end the shutdown.
I don't know if this is a preliminary procedural vote or what.
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: Buck Throckmorton joins us for a wide-ranging discussion about the cultural and business shift away from the insanity of EVs and Climate Religion, his calm perspective on last week's election, Tucker is a toad, and more!
Our Favorite British Couple Exploring True America Experiences Flora-Bama And Sees A Side Of The Deep South Rarely Seen. [dri]
Tucker Carlson claims that it's weird that Ted Cruz is interested in the massacre of Christians by Nigerian Muslims, because he has "no track record of being interested in Christians," then blows off the massacre of Christians by Nigerian Muslims, saying it might or might not be a real concern
Tucker Carlson enjoys using the left-wing tactic of "Tactical Ignorance" to avoid taking positions on topics. Is Hamas really a terrorist organization? Tucker can't say. He hasn't looked into it enough, but "it seems like a political organization to me." Are Muslims slaughtering Christians in Nigeria? Again, Tucker just doesn't know. He hasn't examined the evidence yet. He knows every Palestinian Christian who said he was blocked from visiting holy sites in Bethlehem, but he just hasn't had the time to look into the mass slaughter of Christians in Nigeria that has been going on since (checks watch) 2009. He doesn't know, so he can't offer an opinion. Wouldn't be prudent, you know? Don't rush him! He'll sift through the evidence at some point in the future and render an opinion sometime around 2044.
Of course, if you need an opinion on Jewish Perfidy, he has all the facts at his fingertips and can give you a fully informed opinion pronto. Say, have you ever heard of the USS Liberty incident...?
You'd think that the main issue for Tucker Carlson, who pretends to be so deeply concerned about Palestinian Christians being bullied by Jews in Israel (supposedly), would be the massacre of 185,000 Christians in Nigeria itself. But no, his main problem is that Ted Cruz is talking about it, "who has no track record of being interested in Christians at all." And then he just shrugs as to whether this is even a real issue or not.
Whatever we do we must never "divide the right," huh?
Tucker is attacking Ted Cruz for bringing the issue up because he's acting as an apologist for Jihadism, and he can't cleanly admit that Jihadists are killing any Christians, anywhere. There is no daylight between him and CAIR at this point.
One might conclude that Tucker Carlson himself isn't interested in the plight of Christians -- except as they can be used as a cudgel to attack Jews.
Just gonna ask an Interesting Question myself -- why is it that Tucker Carlson's arguments all track with those shit out by Qatarian propaganda agents and the far left? That if Jews crush an ant underfoot it is worldwide news, but when Muslims slaughter Christians it elicits not even a vigorous shrug?
Garth Merenghi is interviewed by the only man who can fathom his ineffable brilliance -- Garth Merenghi
From the comments:
I once glimpsed Garth in the penumbra betwixt my wake and sleep. He was in my dream, standing afar, not looking my way, nor did he acknowledge me. But I felt seen. And that's when I knew I was a traveler on the right path. I'm glad he's still with us.

Now that's some Merenghian prose.
Garth Merenghi on the writer's craft

Greetings, Traveler. If you still have not experienced Garth Merenghi -- Author, Dream-weaver, Visionary, plus Actor -- the six episodes of his Darkplace are still available on YouTube and supposedly upscaled to HD. (Viewing it now, it doesn't appeared upscaled for shit.)
I think the second episode, "Hell Hath Fury," is the best by a good margin. Try to at least watch through to that one. It's Mereghi's incisive but nuanced take on sexism.
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: The elections! NYC, Virginia, New Jersey, Texas, California, and the future prospects of the Republican party...
Recent Comments
Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea: "Yknow who else was windy? Posted by: Commissar of ..."

Paco: "Turkeys from space? “Tryptophan, the esse ..."

Anna Puma: "Dang Kentucky Black bear falls through the roof ..."

Commissar of plenty and festive little hats : "Burp; fart. Repeat as needed. Yknow who else wa ..."

Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea: "Anyone have a favorite Thanksgiving movie? ------ ..."

Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon: "Don't have a favorite Thanksgiving movie. Just si ..."

Anna Puma: "Oh wait, I think it was 1.1 billion. ..."

Anna Puma: "A British government study has concluded that the ..."

Kingsman: " Fav holiday movie is The Bishops Wife with Loret ..."

Azjaeger: "Hard for me to even pay attention any more to poli ..."

gp: ""Couldn't even make it to desserts this year. I a ..."

Reforger: "Darn. The old theory made more sense to me. Poste ..."

Bloggers in Arms
Some Humorous Asides
Archives