Men are horn-dogs from the cradle to the grave. LOL!!

Nice Racquet

"Damn, baby, whatdaya say we blow this place and head back to my treehouse for some Kool-Aid and animal crackers, sweetness?"

"Mm-mm. Ain't nothin' like a smoooth White Russian."

Man, how am I good hide my racket?

"Even at 8 years old Bobby new that there wasnt anything he wouldnt do to be that folded up piece of paper."

Young Andrew Sullivan whished she would mover her damn leg so he could see what kind of racket she was using.

My dad calls you "Anna Kornahola."

As I always say, If there's grass on the court, play ball

I think Skinbad has already nailed this one.

But what the heck, I may as well toss in my two cents:

"Wow, she's even younger than Mommy #2!"

"Fantastic. Why on earth did I have to wear sweatpants today?"

How do you say "I wanna lob one into your backcourt" in Russian?

A young Ace realizing that once he hits puberty, his thumb won't be the only thing he spends time pulling....

"I got your offensive lob right here, toots."

Tennis jargon for captioneers- some of these are priceless;

http://www.eurosport.com/home/pages/V4/L0/S57/E10/sport_Lng0_Spo57_Evt10_Sto619159.shtml

If she'll date up for Federov, will she go down for me?

Whatever I may have contributed to the contest was lost the moment I read "Kornahola."

Forget Venus, I'll take a piece of Uranus!

*wink*

"I'd sure like to put my balls in her can"

Hey, gimme a break, I am the ball boy.

"put some topspin on this, will ya "

Fifteen-Love

Dang, I can smell her from here.....

Ooooo! Oh no! What is this stuff? Why did I have to wear white pants?

Got...to...think...about....something....else.....Janet Reno in a nighty....Janet Reno in a nighty.....dang this isn't working....

I can't believe she pulled my finger...

"Nice ace."

I heard you can suck a hockey puck through a garden hose...that true?

Anna, where do babies come from?

"Check that shit out!"

I'm feeling a little thirsty right now. Hmm. Got milk?

"Yeah, baby, I like it like that!"

"Nice... but I've had better."

Hey lady! Massive flow tampons are something you shouldn't have out in public

"I'm feeling kinda funny down there."

"You owe me a new pair of pants!"

And I thought J-Lo had a nice butt....

Boys thought bubble --> "Wow, she needs to pee-pee as bad as I do!"

do you want to touch my monkey?

ACE !
Aren't we better (should'nt we ) better than this ? GOD DAMD IT! There are WAY too many things to put "OUR" energy in to; this is mindless bullshit.

Mikey,

Well, I'm *not* better than this.

Look, I don't want to be flip, but you seem very serious about everything. I understand the need for seriousness, but I also think there's time for fun. Life is for the living.

If pushing for Bush means becoming some sort of dour worker-bee, then I don't know if I have that in me.

It's a funny picture, it's got a Anna Kournikova in it, it gets a lot of attention for little work expended, and people get to have some laughs making up funny captions. What's the harm?

The only "harm" is that we're not devoting these energies to work or getting Bush elected, but seriously, I spend an hour or two a day, tops, working to get Bush elected, and won't spend much more than that until I'm getting a check to do so.

The rest of the time I fuck around.

Well, you have me beat. I'm only going to spend about 15 minutes on Nov 2 doing my part to get Bush re-elected. The rest of waking/non-working hours are also spent enjoying life.

I've come up with a new slogan describing me:

Kevin - Doing my part - 15 minutes a year.

Caption Contest Winner!

Going by audience reaction, Skinbad would seem to be the winner for this gem:

My dad calls you "Anna Kornahola."'

Good on ya, Skinbad.

Kevin, don't you mean every 4 years? Hah. In any case, enquiring minds want to know, WHO WON THIS FUCKER? My vote goes to: "I'd sure like to put my balls in her can" - just b/c it's really f*cked up.