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October 15, 2004

Yeah-eahp

Thanks to NickS.

Why Not? Caption contest!

posted by Ace at 12:08 PM

Comments

Men are horn-dogs from the cradle to the grave. LOL!!

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on October 15, 2004 12:14 PM

Nice Racquet

Posted by: Iblis on October 15, 2004 12:26 PM

"Damn, baby, whatdaya say we blow this place and head back to my treehouse for some Kool-Aid and animal crackers, sweetness?"

Posted by: Alex on October 15, 2004 12:35 PM

"Mm-mm. Ain't nothin' like a smoooth White Russian."

Posted by: mikeski on October 15, 2004 12:36 PM

Man, how am I good hide my racket?

Posted by: OneDrummer on October 15, 2004 12:38 PM

"Even at 8 years old Bobby new that there wasnt anything he wouldnt do to be that folded up piece of paper."

Posted by: Big E on October 15, 2004 12:40 PM

Young Andrew Sullivan whished she would mover her damn leg so he could see what kind of racket she was using.

Posted by: Skinbad on October 15, 2004 12:40 PM

My dad calls you "Anna Kornahola."

Posted by: Skinbad on October 15, 2004 12:44 PM

As I always say, If there's grass on the court, play ball

Posted by: sentinel on October 15, 2004 12:44 PM

I think Skinbad has already nailed this one.

But what the heck, I may as well toss in my two cents:

"Wow, she's even younger than Mommy #2!"

"Fantastic. Why on earth did I have to wear sweatpants today?"

Posted by: Sobek on October 15, 2004 12:45 PM

How do you say "I wanna lob one into your backcourt" in Russian?

Posted by: sentinel on October 15, 2004 12:48 PM

A young Ace realizing that once he hits puberty, his thumb won't be the only thing he spends time pulling....

Posted by: senator philabuster on October 15, 2004 12:49 PM

"I got your offensive lob right here, toots."

Posted by: lauraw on October 15, 2004 01:11 PM

Tennis jargon for captioneers- some of these are priceless;

http://www.eurosport.com/home/pages/V4/L0/S57/E10/sport_Lng0_Spo57_Evt10_Sto619159.shtml

Posted by: lauraw on October 15, 2004 01:12 PM

If she'll date up for Federov, will she go down for me?

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 15, 2004 01:14 PM

Whatever I may have contributed to the contest was lost the moment I read "Kornahola."

Posted by: George on October 15, 2004 01:19 PM

Forget Venus, I'll take a piece of Uranus!

*wink*

Posted by: sentinel on October 15, 2004 01:30 PM

"I'd sure like to put my balls in her can"

Posted by: Master of None on October 15, 2004 01:44 PM

Hey, gimme a break, I am the ball boy.

Posted by: Dittybopper on October 15, 2004 01:58 PM

"put some topspin on this, will ya "

Posted by: lauraw on October 15, 2004 02:02 PM

Fifteen-Love

Posted by: Joe Mama on October 15, 2004 02:04 PM

Dang, I can smell her from here.....

Posted by: OneDrummer on October 15, 2004 02:06 PM

Ooooo! Oh no! What is this stuff? Why did I have to wear white pants?

Posted by: Mike on October 15, 2004 02:08 PM

Got...to...think...about....something....else.....Janet Reno in a nighty....Janet Reno in a nighty.....dang this isn't working....

Posted by: rorochub on October 15, 2004 02:10 PM

I can't believe she pulled my finger...

Posted by: OneDrummer on October 15, 2004 02:47 PM

"Nice ace."

Posted by: ace on October 15, 2004 03:04 PM

I heard you can suck a hockey puck through a garden hose...that true?

Posted by: sentinel on October 15, 2004 03:18 PM

Anna, where do babies come from?

Posted by: Not gonna do it on October 15, 2004 03:18 PM

"Check that shit out!"

Posted by: rdbrewer on October 15, 2004 03:21 PM

I'm feeling a little thirsty right now. Hmm. Got milk?

Posted by: physics geek on October 15, 2004 03:29 PM

"Yeah, baby, I like it like that!"

Posted by: Helen on October 15, 2004 03:38 PM

"Nice... but I've had better."

Posted by: Mikey Likes It on October 15, 2004 03:47 PM

Hey lady! Massive flow tampons are something you shouldn't have out in public

Posted by: fat kid on October 15, 2004 03:49 PM

"I'm feeling kinda funny down there."

Posted by: cowboy blob on October 15, 2004 04:16 PM

"You owe me a new pair of pants!"

Posted by: lauraw on October 15, 2004 04:43 PM

And I thought J-Lo had a nice butt....

Posted by: rorochub on October 15, 2004 05:51 PM

Boys thought bubble --> "Wow, she needs to pee-pee as bad as I do!"

Posted by: Joe Torre on October 15, 2004 07:44 PM

do you want to touch my monkey?

Posted by: bob rich on October 15, 2004 08:40 PM

ACE !
Aren't we better (should'nt we ) better than this ? GOD DAMD IT! There are WAY too many things to put "OUR" energy in to; this is mindless bullshit.

Posted by: MIKEY on October 15, 2004 11:44 PM

Mikey,

Well, I'm *not* better than this.

Look, I don't want to be flip, but you seem very serious about everything. I understand the need for seriousness, but I also think there's time for fun. Life is for the living.

If pushing for Bush means becoming some sort of dour worker-bee, then I don't know if I have that in me.

It's a funny picture, it's got a Anna Kournikova in it, it gets a lot of attention for little work expended, and people get to have some laughs making up funny captions. What's the harm?

The only "harm" is that we're not devoting these energies to work or getting Bush elected, but seriously, I spend an hour or two a day, tops, working to get Bush elected, and won't spend much more than that until I'm getting a check to do so.

The rest of the time I fuck around.

Posted by: ace on October 16, 2004 02:32 AM

Well, you have me beat. I'm only going to spend about 15 minutes on Nov 2 doing my part to get Bush re-elected. The rest of waking/non-working hours are also spent enjoying life.

I've come up with a new slogan describing me:

Kevin - Doing my part - 15 minutes a year.

Posted by: Kevin on October 16, 2004 09:11 PM

Caption Contest Winner!

Going by audience reaction, Skinbad would seem to be the winner for this gem:

My dad calls you "Anna Kornahola."'

Good on ya, Skinbad.

Posted by: ace on October 18, 2004 01:33 PM

Kevin, don't you mean every 4 years? Hah. In any case, enquiring minds want to know, WHO WON THIS FUCKER? My vote goes to: "I'd sure like to put my balls in her can" - just b/c it's really f*cked up.

Posted by: fat kid on October 18, 2004 07:05 PM

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