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Your Daughter, Jenna Bush, Who Has Really Long, Shapely LegsI never thought either of the Bush twins were hot. Attractive, sure. Cute, okay. Thanks to Alarming News. posted by Ace at 03:40 AM
Commentsand I think that if you talked to Dubya's daughters, who are damn hot, they would tell you that they're being who they are, as they were born as..... them's some fine gams on those young ladies... now why couldn't one of them been at Cannes in a see-thru dress? Posted by: OneDrummer on October 15, 2004 03:52 AM
Notice the expression of the guy on the far right. I'd look like that if Jenna were rubbing her foot against my ankle. Posted by: See Dubya on October 15, 2004 04:03 AM
Yeah, if you just got married this summer in Kennebunkport, and then had to sit next to your cousin, who is younger & hotter than your new wife, you'd look like that See.... Posted by: OneDrummer on October 15, 2004 04:21 AM
Oh, is that one of the little brown ones, as GHWB once called them? I obviously don't know my scions. Posted by: See Dubya on October 15, 2004 04:26 AM
One thing I have learned as a committed leg man is that the very best legs are the ones you have a chance in hell of spending some time between. Fine pins on that colt, but she can outdrink me. I have no chance of hoping she gets tanked and makes a huge mistake. Posted by: spongeworthy on October 15, 2004 08:53 AM
It's a trick of a wide-angle lens that makes those gams look so long. Jenna's gonna' plump up into a porker when she gets a little older. On the other hand... Notice Barbara's demure, come-hither smile at the camera? And her legs aren't bad, either. Posted by: SWLiP on October 15, 2004 09:26 AM
Yah, Jenna's hot. But Barb looks like she's going to look like Laura when she's Laura's age. And for those of you NOT equidistant in age from the twins and Laura, that means Barb is the catch. Cute wins over gorgeous with me every day - and twice on Sunday. Posted by: The Black Republican on October 15, 2004 10:18 AM
Man - those legs are nice. I never noticed that before. I bet they'd be able to wrap around my head TWICE!! Posted by: IdFaciam on October 15, 2004 11:02 AM
DEFINTELY Barb is h.o.t. Posted by: Frank Black on October 15, 2004 11:15 AM
I wonder if the Bush girls read any of this shit people write about them online. Heh. Posted by: fat kid on October 15, 2004 11:48 AM
As a great man once said: Skinny models? You can keep those, I like big corn-fed mid-western ho's-American Bad Ass Posted by: fat kid on October 15, 2004 11:50 AM
Since Mrs Edwards seems to be an expert on shame and family relationships, let me "weigh in" with my own little theory: John Edwards is secretly (not-so-secretly) ashamed of his slobby wife and doesn't particularly like being seen with her. (Explains the infrequent photo ops, no?) I'm not saying he doesn't love her, just that he hates the thought of her naked & gets the willies whenever he thinks about the things she does in the bedroom. Posted by: S Freud on October 15, 2004 01:13 PM
Yep, Barbara's definitely the hotter, although Michele Catalano said that Jenna looks as if she likes it rough. But you guys are missing the single most important hotness factor here: twins. TWINS, PEOPLE! OK, fraternal and not identical but still, TWINS! Posted by: David Gillies on October 15, 2004 01:31 PM
Jenna looks more like the type who would be mashing on you drunk at a party and then let you take her home to bang like a Salvation Army drum. Barb would require more time and charm but would take you home sober and wear leather and heels. Posted by: Frank Black on October 15, 2004 01:52 PM
See Dubya: Not just the facial expression, but the placement of the hands speaks volumes. Posted by: Joe Mama on October 15, 2004 02:09 PM
Joe-- yeah-both guys. The LB1 is thinking "baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, Liz Edwards. Okay, that's better." Posted by: See Dubya on October 15, 2004 06:50 PM
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