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"She's a two face"
I think she's just a one-face who sometimes gets more flattering lighting, but you be the judge

Flashback: A clearly drunk Kamala insists that her supporters remain "joyful warriors" and not let anyone "take your joy from you." Once again, she is drunkenly IN-SIST-ENT in saying the same meaningless thing over and over again.

Compilations of election night liberal tears:
Soon-to-be-shuttered MSNBC.
ABC, with that dirty debate-rigger David Muir.
The ladyboys of The Bulwark, who quit early because their little hearts couldn't take it

Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P. stops show to give a speech in defense of free speech, and in praise of Trump
In my Trump parody, one of his two assistants was Blackie Lawless. Now did I use my time machine to predict that Blackie Lawless would become a born-again Christian and conservative and Trump voter? I'll never tell!

Sefton and CBD ramble about Trump and his plan to smash the deep state, Israel hunkering down until Trump is in office, why the West is pushing war in Eastern Europe, How screwed NYC is, and more!

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

BREAKING: New poll finds high optimism for America when Donald Trump assumes office in 2025
How likely that the U.S. will head in a better direction in 2025?

Very/somewhat likely: 58% (+20)
Not very/not at all likely: 38%

The new majority.

Echelon Insights

Corrupt insurrectionist Bob Casey finally concedes after PA Supreme Court makes it clear he won't be permitted to steal the Senate seat

The perverts and psychotics at Bluesky were thrilled that Trump might have died, naturally

If you heard about ambulances leaving Mar-a-Lago, don't sweat it, they're just vehicles that are a standard part of JD Vance's motorcade

Heavy metal election meltdowns

Star Trek "Unification" short film seems to be hitting people in the feels
Thanks to Anna Puma. Personally, I don't really get it. It's just a lot of fan service and images created by AI deepfaking Shatner and Nimoy. But people seem to like it.

Funny if frustrating account of Malcolm Nance, the translator whose claimed backstory as a CIA agent and special forces sniper rivals the claims of Sensei Steve Seagal

"The Tears of CBS:" Norah O'Donnell and other CBS communist propaganda ministers have the sads on election night
Incredibly, during the night, and probably for the first time ever, Norah O'Donnell admits, starting around 4:00, that maybe Biden shouldn't have cancelled all of the Trump executive orders "that really locked down the border." Seriously -- has anyone on CBS ever even allowed that possibility, except after it was clear Trump had won?

CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's "just a secret right-winger"

ShellBanger
@Bangershell11

ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth

Afuera!

Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)

Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann

To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann

BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters

Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks

What they took from us:

I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.

Posted by: Pudinhead

I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...

Posted by: Joe Kidd

CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.

Written by Ben Meiselas:

"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."

You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.

Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.

If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."

(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax

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Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

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Posted by: JThomas Lowry on October 14, 2004 04:20 PM No worries. It's all over. Dick Morris was just on O'Reilly saying that unless there's another 9/11 between now and the election, Kerry has this sewn up. Since Dick Morris is ALWAYS wrong, that should mean Bush will be coasting into a second term. Posted by: Scout on October 14, 2004 08:11 PM Ace, baby: several months back, when you were dogging Andrew Sullivan, telling him to quit the coy act & to just come out with his endorsement of Kerry, I thought you were being unfair. I even thought it was YOU who was hung up on a single issue. I almost wrote you a post telling you to get over it. Boy, was I wrong. Sullivan has completely freakin' lost it. I've gone from being a money contributer to an almost-never reader of ol' Andy. I check in on him every now and then, the way I check in on Atrios: to see what the idiots are saying. Sorry for doubting you, old Ace. You da man. Posted by: The Horror on October 14, 2004 09:37 PM Ace... You're daughters a lesbian, man. But Courage, though. Posted by: the UNPOPULIST on October 14, 2004 11:32 PM The Horror, I get some of them right. Every now and again. Posted by: ace on October 15, 2004 12:02 AM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines "She's a two face" I think she's just a one-face who sometimes gets more flattering lighting, but you be the judge Flashback: A clearly drunk Kamala insists that her supporters remain "joyful warriors" and not let anyone "take your joy from you." Once again, she is drunkenly IN-SIST-ENT in saying the same meaningless thing over and over again. Compilations of election night liberal tears: Soon-to-be-shuttered MSNBC. ABC, with that dirty debate-rigger David Muir. The ladyboys of The Bulwark, who quit early because their little hearts couldn't take it Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P. stops show to give a speech in defense of free speech, and in praise of Trump In my Trump parody, one of his two assistants was Blackie Lawless. Now did I use my time machine to predict that Blackie Lawless would become a born-again Christian and conservative and Trump voter? I'll never tell! Sefton and CBD ramble about Trump and his plan to smash the deep state, Israel hunkering down until Trump is in office, why the West is pushing war in Eastern Europe, How screwed NYC is, and more! Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh BREAKING: New poll finds high optimism for America when Donald Trump assumes office in 2025 How likely that the U.S. will head in a better direction in 2025? Very/somewhat likely: 58% (+20) Not very/not at all likely: 38% The new majority. Echelon Insights Corrupt insurrectionist Bob Casey finally concedes after PA Supreme Court makes it clear he won't be permitted to steal the Senate seat The perverts and psychotics at Bluesky were thrilled that Trump might have died, naturally If you heard about ambulances leaving Mar-a-Lago, don't sweat it, they're just vehicles that are a standard part of JD Vance's motorcade Heavy metal election meltdowns Star Trek "Unification" short film seems to be hitting people in the feels Thanks to Anna Puma. Personally, I don't really get it. It's just a lot of fan service and images created by AI deepfaking Shatner and Nimoy. But people seem to like it. Funny if frustrating account of Malcolm Nance, the translator whose claimed backstory as a CIA agent and special forces sniper rivals the claims of Sensei Steve Seagal "The Tears of CBS:" Norah O'Donnell and other CBS communist propaganda ministers have the sads on election night Incredibly, during the night, and probably for the first time ever, Norah O'Donnell admits, starting around 4:00, that maybe Biden shouldn't have cancelled all of the Trump executive orders "that really locked down the border." Seriously -- has anyone on CBS ever even allowed that possibility, except after it was clear Trump had won? CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's "just a secret right-winger" ShellBanger @Bangershell11 ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera! Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.) Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO @joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks What they took from us: I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people. Posted by: Pudinhead I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears... Posted by: Joe Kidd CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate. Written by Ben Meiselas: "Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term." You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings. Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us. If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck." (Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.) Posted by: Duncanthrax Recent Comments Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle : "Anyone here ever been to the Reagan Presidential L ..." Eromero: "103 100 100 Posted by: Eromero at November 28, ..." Bulg: "Evenin’ All. I’m back from a wacky Th ..." Accomack: "The urban rural divide is spectacular. Going from ..." JackStraw: "Quite something to watch Joe Rogan take the red pi ..." Cute Fuzzy Kitten: "[i]98 The hot football ticket in the nation right ..." Hadrian the Seventh: " You would never get Upstate to do such a thing a ..." RI Red: "I think Putin sees 47 as a welcome off ramp. ..." Mike Hammer, etc., etc.: "Remember that movie, what is it called? Battleship ..." 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