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October 13, 2004

Ace of Spades HQ: The Internet Innovator for Interblog Invective

First Kaus calls Sullivan "excitable," and now Instapundit's finally had it with Filet-O-Fish and is calling him "overwrought." The word "sissy" is also used, if only to disclaim the intent to call Willis a sissy, but it just doesn't seem that convincing to me.

See? I always have been respectable. I was just ahead-of-the-curve as far as calling twits, douchebags, and jackasses by their proper names. It took some while for the bourgeois masses to appreciate my genius for calling people "cocksucker."

Thanks to both MichaelM and Terry Notus.


posted by Ace at 04:23 AM
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this is why Ace gets the big bucks

Posted by: on October 13, 2004 04:46 AM

after consulting with other bloggers, we're willing to license more colorful terms for your exclusive use.

Terms and conditions of use may vary depending upon individual state regulations.

Posted by: Da Goddess on October 13, 2004 05:10 AM

Glenn obviously misspelled "Overweight".

Posted by: Matthew Cromer on October 13, 2004 08:14 AM

Ace of Spades: Lowering the level of debate since 1994!

Posted by: Terry Notus on October 13, 2004 02:55 PM

Duh! I meant 2004. I guess Democrats were right when they said voting for Bush makes you retarded.

Posted by: Terry Notus on October 13, 2004 02:59 PM
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