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October 12, 2004

Red Sox Fans Turn on Kerry

Why would he say that Sox fans aren't living in reality, just as they're about to take on the Yanks in the ALCS?

There's a word for that. It's defeatism.

He was trying to be funny, I guess, but his attempts to be funny are much like Lieutenant Fucking Data's. We need Geordi to explain this douchebag that knock-knock jokes aren't funny for anyone over five years old.

Son of Nixon is pissed off (as usual!), only this time he's got a picture of Shannen Doherty showing a lot of cleavage, for no reason whatsoever. I estimate she's showing cleavage that rates about .32, at least three times the legal limit (four times in some states).

I'd never stoop to putting up such a picture on this very responsible site, but I sure the hell will link to it.


posted by Ace at 02:53 PM
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Guess Kerry needs to stop trying the Gore-bot's humor chip...(if you're an "Allahpundit" regular you'll understand)

As for the "Miami Vice" motif...as a former resident of Miami Beach before and during the early days of the 80's renaissance, I say "Go for it!..." And if anyone doesn't like it, you can feed them to Elvis.

Posted by: Jonathan on October 12, 2004 03:15 PM

heh.

Posted by: sonofnixon on October 12, 2004 04:46 PM
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