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October 12, 2004

Miami Tort

img alt="Kerry-Edwards Campaign Poster[1].BMP" src="http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Kerry-Edwards Campaign Poster[1].BMP" width="450" height="701" border="0" /

Picture removed due to over-high draw on bandwidth. Sorry!

Thanks to someone I'm not sure I can credit, because he wants to be anonymous.

Yet Another Teenage Photoshop: SobekPundit apparently still thinks Kerry's "Cambodian Covert Ops" tall-tale remains funny.

The thing is, I agree with him.


posted by Ace at 01:02 PM
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Crockashit and Flubs?

Posted by: senator philabuster on October 12, 2004 01:12 PM

Kerry jokes never go out of style. Especially when the substance behind the joke occassionally still gets raised as evidence of his "heroism."

And ease off on the italics, bud.

Posted by: Sobek on October 12, 2004 01:40 PM

That's a really telling picure, and very funny. Buy the way, noticed your .nu registry. Had never heard of it before, now I'm wondering how in the hell anyone gets internet service in a place like Niue.

Posted by: Leathan Lund on October 12, 2004 01:58 PM

Niue? Are you serious?

N.e.way - damn, thought I emailed you that pic a few weeks ago ace, guess not. That's been flyin around bulletin boards for a while now. Gut stuff ja.

Posted by: fat kid on October 12, 2004 02:21 PM

Somos lisos como seda!! LOL!!

Not quite the translation for "slick" but considering their ambiguously gay aura, "smooth as silk" could describe their freshly-shaved, uh, legs...no, uh, cheeks?

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on October 12, 2004 04:13 PM

Hi Ace.

You might want to conver that to a jpg - much smaller, loads faster, sucks less bandwidth. ;)

Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 12, 2004 11:27 PM

That is, convert that to a jpg...

Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 12, 2004 11:28 PM

Pix,

Okay, I don't know how to do that, so I just took it down. Sorry for the bandwidth sucking.

Posted by: ace on October 13, 2004 04:25 AM

Hello folks nice blog youre running

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