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Eleventh Starship/Superheavy a complete success
"On the eleventh orbital test flight today of Starship/Superheavy, SpaceX basically achieved all its engineering goals, with both Superheavy and Starship completing their flights as planned, with Superheavy doing a soft vertical splashdown in the Gulf of Mexico, and Starship doing a soft vertical splashdown in the Indian Ocean." [CBD]

The architectural history of the spooky old house
Kind of interesting, looks at the design cues that inform stuff like the Addams Family Mansion and the other media "spooky old houses" of our imagination

Robert Spencer: Hamas Out to Destroy the Gazan Clans That Oppose It [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton are joined by retired Army Major Diogenes to discuss Secretary of War Hegseth, women in the military, drones, the left's masks slipping, and more!

Twitch's prized terrorist Hasan Piker activates his dog's shock collar because it... got up and walked two feet away from its designated area
I saw Nuxanor claiming that Piker is claiming he feels physically unsafe in public. it takes some real gall to play the Real Victim Here card, given that he has called for the murders of Senator Rick Scott and ~~Josh Hawley~~ Tom Cotton and anyone who owns property

Surviving Rush players Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson will tour to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the band's founding and to honor their fallen comrade Neil Peart

Chris Dreja RIP: of the legendary 60s Rock band The Yardbirds has died at 79. Dreja co-founded The Yardbirds in 1963; playing rhythm guitar alongside lead axman Tom Topham, singer Keith Relf, drummer Jim McCarthy and bassist Paul Samwell-Smith. The group would go on to feature three of the most celebrated guitarists in rock history in Eric Clapton, who replaced Topham in 1993; Jeff Beck, who took over for Clapton in 1965; and future Led Zeppelin heavyweight Jimmy Page, who joined in 1966; when Samwell-Smith left. (J.J. Sefton)

I have no regrets about quitting the NFL.
I also have no regrets about quitting the increasingly gay James Bond:

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Amazon removed the guns from key art used on every James Bond film on Prime -ostensibly to provide a unified look for the series on streaming. Alas, removing the weapons left 007 in some awkward poses.
What does this portend about Amazon MGM's handling of Bond?

Censored images of Bond, now disarmed, here
via BetaCuck4Lyfe, which coincidentally enough will be James Bond's new cover identity.

Conservative influencer attacked by leftist during discussion about leftwing violence at University of Maryland [CBD]

Harvard hires drag queen named 'LaWhore Vagistan' as visiting professor
You can't make this up! [CBD]

Podcast: Hegseth slaps the generals, is the Gaza peace plan another chimera, Iowa's illegal alien school superintendent, the deep state subverts our republic, and more!

Oh great, another reboot of an old TV series for "The Modern Audience"

Trump taunts Democrat leaders with 'Trump 2028' hats in Oval Office
The man knows how to troll! [CBD]

High-power microwave system downs 49 drones in one shot - weaponized electromagnetic interference erases drone swarms en masse Measure...counter-measure...counter-counter-measure? [CBD]

More Leftist Violence. On 9/23, Rapper Ice Cube's tour bus firebombed by protesters in Portland after being mistaken for ICE deportation bus. The MSM is giving this story a good leaving alone. [dri]

Christian in wheelchair killed while livestreaming his faith in France
Western civilization is under attack. [CBD]

Sinclair folds under political pressure from Democrats like Bernie Sanders who demanded they air Jimmy Kimmel again; for reasons they won't even pretend to explain, that kind of political pressure is allowable and even righteous.

North Ireland football fans are tired of Palestine and its disgusting "activists"
Thanks to Sasquatch, "the original trans wookie"

Podcast: A Palestinian state will lead to more violence, The UN plays dangerous games with President Trump, the newest ICE attack, will the Right respond with violence, and more!

After another rough week, here is a pleasant palate cleanser of Rose singing a live version of her hit APT (with Psy). This song generated 2 billion views on YouTube in less than a year. Enjoy! [dri]

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

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Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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Yet Another Teenage Photoshop: SobekPundit apparently still thinks Kerry's "Cambodian Covert Ops" tall-tale remains funny. The thing is, I agree with him. posted by Ace at 01:02 PM Comments Crockashit and Flubs? Posted by: senator philabuster on October 12, 2004 01:12 PM Kerry jokes never go out of style. Especially when the substance behind the joke occassionally still gets raised as evidence of his "heroism." And ease off on the italics, bud. Posted by: Sobek on October 12, 2004 01:40 PM That's a really telling picure, and very funny. Buy the way, noticed your .nu registry. Had never heard of it before, now I'm wondering how in the hell anyone gets internet service in a place like Niue. Posted by: Leathan Lund on October 12, 2004 01:58 PM Niue? Are you serious? N.e.way - damn, thought I emailed you that pic a few weeks ago ace, guess not. That's been flyin around bulletin boards for a while now. Gut stuff ja. Posted by: fat kid on October 12, 2004 02:21 PM Somos lisos como seda!! LOL!! Not quite the translation for "slick" but considering their ambiguously gay aura, "smooth as silk" could describe their freshly-shaved, uh, legs...no, uh, cheeks? Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on October 12, 2004 04:13 PM Hi Ace. You might want to conver that to a jpg - much smaller, loads faster, sucks less bandwidth. ;) Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 12, 2004 11:27 PM That is, convert that to a jpg... Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 12, 2004 11:28 PM Pix, Okay, I don't know how to do that, so I just took it down. Sorry for the bandwidth sucking. Posted by: ace on October 13, 2004 04:25 AM Hello folks nice blog youre running Posted by: lolita on January 19, 2005 08:46 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Eleventh Starship/Superheavy a complete success "On the eleventh orbital test flight today of Starship/Superheavy, SpaceX basically achieved all its engineering goals, with both Superheavy and Starship completing their flights as planned, with Superheavy doing a soft vertical splashdown in the Gulf of Mexico, and Starship doing a soft vertical splashdown in the Indian Ocean." [CBD] The architectural history of the spooky old house Kind of interesting, looks at the design cues that inform stuff like the Addams Family Mansion and the other media "spooky old houses" of our imagination Robert Spencer: Hamas Out to Destroy the Gazan Clans That Oppose It [CBD] Podcast: CBD and Sefton are joined by retired Army Major Diogenes to discuss Secretary of War Hegseth, women in the military, drones, the left's masks slipping, and more! Twitch's prized terrorist Hasan Piker activates his dog's shock collar because it... got up and walked two feet away from its designated area I saw Nuxanor claiming that Piker is claiming he feels physically unsafe in public. it takes some real gall to play the Real Victim Here card, given that he has called for the murders of Senator Rick Scott and ~~Josh Hawley~~ Tom Cotton and anyone who owns property Surviving Rush players Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson will tour to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the band's founding and to honor their fallen comrade Neil Peart Chris Dreja RIP: of the legendary 60s Rock band The Yardbirds has died at 79. Dreja co-founded The Yardbirds in 1963; playing rhythm guitar alongside lead axman Tom Topham, singer Keith Relf, drummer Jim McCarthy and bassist Paul Samwell-Smith. The group would go on to feature three of the most celebrated guitarists in rock history in Eric Clapton, who replaced Topham in 1993; Jeff Beck, who took over for Clapton in 1965; and future Led Zeppelin heavyweight Jimmy Page, who joined in 1966; when Samwell-Smith left. (J.J. Sefton) I have no regrets about quitting the NFL. I also have no regrets about quitting the increasingly gay James Bond: Bleeding Fool @BleedingFool Amazon removed the guns from key art used on every James Bond film on Prime -ostensibly to provide a unified look for the series on streaming. Alas, removing the weapons left 007 in some awkward poses. What does this portend about Amazon MGM's handling of Bond? Censored images of Bond, now disarmed, here via BetaCuck4Lyfe, which coincidentally enough will be James Bond's new cover identity. Conservative influencer attacked by leftist during discussion about leftwing violence at University of Maryland [CBD] Harvard hires drag queen named 'LaWhore Vagistan' as visiting professor You can't make this up! [CBD] Podcast: Hegseth slaps the generals, is the Gaza peace plan another chimera, Iowa's illegal alien school superintendent, the deep state subverts our republic, and more! Oh great, another reboot of an old TV series for "The Modern Audience" Trump taunts Democrat leaders with 'Trump 2028' hats in Oval Office The man knows how to troll! [CBD] High-power microwave system downs 49 drones in one shot - weaponized electromagnetic interference erases drone swarms en masse Measure...counter-measure...counter-counter-measure? [CBD] More Leftist Violence. On 9/23, Rapper Ice Cube's tour bus firebombed by protesters in Portland after being mistaken for ICE deportation bus. The MSM is giving this story a good leaving alone. [dri] Christian in wheelchair killed while livestreaming his faith in France Western civilization is under attack. [CBD] Sinclair folds under political pressure from Democrats like Bernie Sanders who demanded they air Jimmy Kimmel again; for reasons they won't even pretend to explain, that kind of political pressure is allowable and even righteous. North Ireland football fans are tired of Palestine and its disgusting "activists" Thanks to Sasquatch, "the original trans wookie" Podcast: A Palestinian state will lead to more violence, The UN plays dangerous games with President Trump, the newest ICE attack, will the Right respond with violence, and more! After another rough week, here is a pleasant palate cleanser of Rose singing a live version of her hit APT (with Psy). This song generated 2 billion views on YouTube in less than a year. Enjoy! [dri] Recent Comments SpeakingOf: "180 >>> I have not heard one whisper of Trump talk ..." 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