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Charlie Kirk vigil in NYC ends with Amazing Grace

Charlie Kirk's widowed wife will address the nation tonight (Friday the 12th) at 8:15 Eastern

Maori men in NZ do a haka war display for Charlie Kirk
You vicious bastards shot the wrong man. You have set the world on fire. This will be your apocalypse.

Nick Freitas responds to the Left's intentional lies that they are always the victim and the Right is always the oppressor. He refuses to play their game anymore. This is a must view. [dri]

I wonder if he was fearless. I wonder if he was scared. I wonder if he just did it anyway?

-- Mike Rowe

Low-T High-Calorie Potato Brian Stelter: "Matthew Dowd is no longer an MSNBC political analyst, according to a network source."
Matt Dowd, former Disney Groomer Corporation Political Director and John McCain advisor (of course), is the one who blamed Charlie Kirk's shooting on the real assassin, Charlie Kirk, claiming that Charlie's "hateful words lead to hateful actions."

Trump speaks about the "heinous assassination" of Charlie Kirk, notes the left relentlessly demonized him until they radicalized an assassin to kill him

"For years, the radical left has compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to NAZlS... this type of language is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the terrorism we're seeing in our country today.
And it must stop RIGHT NOW!"

Argentinian PM Javier Millei: "The left is always, at all times and places, a violent phenomenon full of hatred."
I disregard their hate. It's the violence that we object to. And we will begin objecting to it with force.

Update: Kash Patel says the person of interest has been interrogated and then released. Wrong guy, I guess.
But as the hours pass without a real suspect, and with the FBI apparently interrogating uninvolved people, I begin to fear the assassin has escaped. I mean, they don't seem to be following a breadcrumb trail, they seem genuinely baffled.

Karol Sheinin: I can confirm the person of interest questioned by the FBI is Zachariah Ahmed Qureshi.
If this is the guy -- apparently he also interned at Heritage.
Update: Source says he's been released? Wrong guy?

Fat-F*ck Pritzker blames Trump's rhetoric for the ramp up of political violence! May he rot in hell! [CBD]

Podcast: Jim Lakely of Heartland.org joins us to discuss the blockbuster polls they have released over the last week. Americans 19-39 seem to be embracing socialism, overt redistributionist policies, destruction of our rights, and international control of our country! But there is hope on the horizon!

Broward County Officials Accused of Adding Over 100,000 Ineligible Voters to the Rolls It is too soon to know how it happened, but...Republicans are watching! And that is how it is done. [CBD]

Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump from firing Federal Reserve Gov Lisa Cook With absolutely nonsensical reasoning, but you already knew that. [CBD]

Podcast: 2A ban for trannies? Venezuela attack is Congress dropping the ball, RFK Jr...Maniac or disrupter? Heartland.org poll is a sad commentary on American education, and more!

James Varney: Reflecting on Hurricane Katrina twenty years later, and the partisan uses Democrats found for it
There was fear aplenty. But the truth is, a lot of the panic Americans saw on television was performative. The throngs of people along Convention Center Boulevard sat patiently in the broiling weather, five or six deep in folding chairs on the sidewalk, waiting for something, someone, to arrive. Then, a television crew or photographer would show up, and people would pour into the street, falling on their knees, screaming and gesticulating to the camera. It was an awful situation, obviously, but when the camera wasn't on them, it was remarkable how patient and orderly everyone was.

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: the most repetitive but catchy earworm of the eighties?
Sometimes, I find you doubt my love for you but I don't mind
Why should I mind? Why should I mind?
It's hard to quote the song while avoiding quoting from the endlessly-repeated chorus.
Wait, my mistake, his other hit from 1985 was the most repetitive new wave hit of the 80s.

David French Is Aggressively and Persistently Dishonorable, But Fortunately He's Also Really Bad At It
Here's a solid beating of the execrable French! [CBD]

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
I'm gonna get high, man, I'm gonna get loose/
Need me a triple shot of that juice

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If it wasn't for intrepid pioneers like you, ACE, searching the Internet, we would never know these pertinent facts!

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I'm doin' a-ok myself. posted by Ace at 09:33 AM Comments Boy, I'd hate to be the j-mopper at this joint! Posted by: Chrees on October 7, 2004 06:17 PM I'm proud to announce that I just got a google-hit off of the keywords "John Edwards cocoa-butter XXX If it wasn't for intrepid pioneers like you, ACE, searching the Internet, we would never know these pertinent facts! It brings up all sorts of things for enquiring minds....Therazzza. "Ahk, bon ami Jean le fake Pulrple Heard du le zee Koln...come to your Portugee Kumquat...or sent in the "Senatorial substitute" hirling." "Alors, darling Therazza! Mazel Tov! Vee haff Zeee dejuene Jean ready to prime my surrogate with zee John Edwards cocao butter XXX and send him in sooo ready, sooo passionate!" Of course, the "Princess Leia cocoa butter XXXs" bring up no internet hits. But surely on the long trip back on the Millenium Falcon after blowing up the Death Star she tried to keep her male crew's spirits up. Han Solo was of course done good by the Hussy of the Rebel Cause no cocoa butter rubby-dubby for her main dude...but then all sorts of ethical questions with the others. Inter-racial with Billy Dee's character, interspecies with Chewbacca (quite a roar at the end), human-machine interface with C3PO "Oh my, Princess, it appears you worked out all the squeaks with that lubricant!, and bro Luke snarling "I don't care if you think I am your brother, bitch! I saved your hoity-tot life! R2D2 and I are platonic. So helmet wash my Darth Vader headgear tipped manhood or break out the cocoa butter!" Next Internet searches: "Kerry bends over for Likud", "Bush gives a 600 billion Big Pharma knobber". PS - Your automated posting censor didn't like handXXXs, but let you post under that as Blogger - perhaps being OK in context of "trial lawyer". But it did accept "knobber" for Carrie Fisher's most famous character. No wonder the actress took to drinking in later years! Posted by: Cedarford on October 7, 2004 07:46 PM The video was a riot. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 7, 2004 11:00 PM Gasp . . . need . . . air . . . laughter to tears. By Godfrey you and the Cedar done it again. Posted by: dano on October 8, 2004 03:34 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Charlie Kirk vigil in NYC ends with Amazing Grace Charlie Kirk's widowed wife will address the nation tonight (Friday the 12th) at 8:15 Eastern Maori men in NZ do a haka war display for Charlie Kirk You vicious bastards shot the wrong man. You have set the world on fire. This will be your apocalypse. Nick Freitas responds to the Left's intentional lies that they are always the victim and the Right is always the oppressor. He refuses to play their game anymore. This is a must view. [dri] I wonder if he was fearless. I wonder if he was scared. I wonder if he just did it anyway? -- Mike Rowe Low-T High-Calorie Potato Brian Stelter: "Matthew Dowd is no longer an MSNBC political analyst, according to a network source." Matt Dowd, former Disney Groomer Corporation Political Director and John McCain advisor (of course), is the one who blamed Charlie Kirk's shooting on the real assassin, Charlie Kirk, claiming that Charlie's "hateful words lead to hateful actions." Trump speaks about the "heinous assassination" of Charlie Kirk, notes the left relentlessly demonized him until they radicalized an assassin to kill him "For years, the radical left has compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to NAZlS... this type of language is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the terrorism we're seeing in our country today. And it must stop RIGHT NOW!" Argentinian PM Javier Millei: "The left is always, at all times and places, a violent phenomenon full of hatred." I disregard their hate. It's the violence that we object to. And we will begin objecting to it with force. Update: Kash Patel says the person of interest has been interrogated and then released. Wrong guy, I guess. But as the hours pass without a real suspect, and with the FBI apparently interrogating uninvolved people, I begin to fear the assassin has escaped. I mean, they don't seem to be following a breadcrumb trail, they seem genuinely baffled. Karol Sheinin: I can confirm the person of interest questioned by the FBI is Zachariah Ahmed Qureshi. If this is the guy -- apparently he also interned at Heritage. Update: Source says he's been released? Wrong guy? Fat-Fck Pritzker blames Trump's rhetoric for the ramp up of political violence! May he rot in hell! [CBD] Podcast: Jim Lakely of Heartland.org joins us to discuss the blockbuster polls they have released over the last week. Americans 19-39 seem to be embracing socialism, overt redistributionist policies, destruction of our rights, and international control of our country! But there is hope on the horizon! Broward County Officials Accused of Adding Over 100,000 Ineligible Voters to the Rolls It is too soon to know how it happened, but...Republicans are watching! And that is how it is done.* [CBD] Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump from firing Federal Reserve Gov Lisa Cook With absolutely nonsensical reasoning, but you already knew that. [CBD] Podcast: 2A ban for trannies? Venezuela attack is Congress dropping the ball, RFK Jr...Maniac or disrupter? Heartland.org poll is a sad commentary on American education, and more! James Varney: Reflecting on Hurricane Katrina twenty years later, and the partisan uses Democrats found for it There was fear aplenty. But the truth is, a lot of the panic Americans saw on television was performative. The throngs of people along Convention Center Boulevard sat patiently in the broiling weather, five or six deep in folding chairs on the sidewalk, waiting for something, someone, to arrive. 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