Boy, I'd hate to be the j-mopper at this joint!

I'm proud to announce that I just got a google-hit off of the keywords "John Edwards cocoa-butter XXX

If it wasn't for intrepid pioneers like you, ACE, searching the Internet, we would never know these pertinent facts!

It brings up all sorts of things for enquiring minds....Therazzza.

"Ahk, bon ami Jean le fake Pulrple Heard du le zee Koln...come to your Portugee Kumquat...or sent in the "Senatorial substitute" hirling."

"Alors, darling Therazza! Mazel Tov! Vee haff Zeee dejuene Jean ready to prime my surrogate with zee John Edwards cocao butter XXX and send him in sooo ready, sooo passionate!"

Of course, the "Princess Leia cocoa butter XXXs" bring up no internet hits. But surely on the long trip back on the Millenium Falcon after blowing up the Death Star she tried to keep her male crew's spirits up. Han Solo was of course done good by the Hussy of the Rebel Cause no cocoa butter rubby-dubby for her main dude...but then all sorts of ethical questions with the others. Inter-racial with Billy Dee's character, interspecies with Chewbacca (quite a roar at the end), human-machine interface with C3PO "Oh my, Princess, it appears you worked out all the squeaks with that lubricant!, and bro Luke snarling "I don't care if you think I am your brother, bitch! I saved your hoity-tot life! R2D2 and I are platonic. So helmet wash my Darth Vader headgear tipped manhood or break out the cocoa butter!"

Next Internet searches: "Kerry bends over for Likud", "Bush gives a 600 billion Big Pharma knobber".

PS - Your automated posting censor didn't like handXXXs, but let you post under that as Blogger - perhaps being OK in context of "trial lawyer". But it did accept "knobber" for Carrie Fisher's most famous character. No wonder the actress took to drinking in later years!

The video was a riot.

Gasp . . . need . . . air . . . laughter to tears. By Godfrey you and the Cedar done it again.