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Podcast: Was the U.S. election stolen? Spain is next on the riot parade, Israel's political structure is a problem, Trump, Iran, Rubio and Vance...and more!

The low-ranking drudge who lied and claimed he was a major Trump advisor, and wrote a book ignorantly attacking Trump as "Anonymous" (so that no one would know he was a nobody with no insider knowledge about the President's decisions), takes a self-righteous stance against marital affairs:

Miles Taylor
@MilesTaylorUSA

So will Trump give back the $25M Nvidia put into his ballroom while its CEO was dating a Chinese spy?

but...

Katie Miller
@KatieMiller

Miles Taylor cheated on his wife with the Secretary's Executive Assistant while he was Deputy Chief of Staff of the Department of Homeland Security.

Taylor denies the accusation. I guess we'll see.

Dear hot Chinese and/or Russian spies.

While my job title doesn't indicate it I work all day on cutting edge AI models and advanced chip architecture.

And I just can't stop talking about all the awesome things I am working on.

So totally don't come by my neighborhood bar at 6 PM tomorrow and starting chatting with me. I mean get a few drinks in me and who knows what secrets I might spill.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026

PS, me too. I've got more chips than Frito-Lay.
Seinfeld did it first

How to know if the suspiciously hot woman who inexplicably wants to have sex in your office at Open AI is a spy

the Bee: How to know if your girlfriend is a Chinese Spy
thanks to Biden's dog sniffs a lot of malarkey and Kindltot and runner

Cappy Army: Lebanon, long-cowed by Iran-funded Hezballah terrorists (Iran-backed Syrian agents assassinated their president in 2014), is finally taking action against Hezballah, arresting their operatives and seizing their truckloads of C4
Remember it's just all about Israel, right, Tuq'r?

Jonathan Levine recaps Salon's 31 years of loopy pro-pedophile, pro-terrorist propaganda
More of Salon's mentally-ill cuntiness from Ed Driscoll

Is JD Vance's problem that he's part of the "Terminally Online Right," obsessed with viral trend issues that have traction on Twitter but not in the general populace?

Podcast: A quick postmortem of the savage beating suffered by the Republican Party and Donald Trump. And a new reason to hit the tip jar...Buy Guns For Sefton!

The Michelin Man logo began as a creepy Cthuluesque abomination

TJM defends the musical

Some Invisible Man costumes (which I hope aren't just AI):
An invisible man with a missing body (I assume the real person is *behind* the costume;
A kid in the same kind of costume, put together by his mom;
another invisible man;
and another great Invisible Man costume, my favorite.

Email confirmed as once used by the Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico found in leak of emails of Fling.com sex dating site:

An email address that James Talarico's attorneys confirmed belonged to and was at one time used by the Texas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate appears in a database search result associated with the adult dating website Fling.com's 2011 data breach. A Fling.com account was created with Talarico's email address just before Talarico began teaching sixth graders.

The result lists the username "mohawk787" and an account creation timestamp of December 26, 2010, at 20:56:49. The profile's interests field lists "FETISH," "GROUPSEX," "SEXUAL RELATIONS," "ONLINE FLIRTING," and "OTHER."

Townhall shared the information described in this article with the Talarico campaign and requested comment Friday morning, and in response, a mere 35 minutes later, received a four-page, detailed letter from legal counsel for Talarico that addressed some, but not all of the information described in this report.

"Well I can't believe the trans-child-obsessed Confirmed Bachelor James Talarico is into group fetish shit," said noted void phantom Doctor Nullity, The Man Who Never Existed

I'm not the guy who noted this, I saw it on X (Razib Khan maybe), but The Bulwark could be "audience capture". It might have started as the Frum / 90s-Kristol / NRO classic Eisenhower Republicanism. But nobody was reading the Bulwark except leftists.

Tallyrand has a quote on this, "I am their leader so I must follow them".

Same goes for David French, Christianity Today, and the "Anxious Bench" side of Patheos. They may have started out Christian. But it wasn't Christians signing their checks.

Posted by: 88C+u at

Some researchers think the enigmatic and unreadable cipher of the Voynich Manuscript has resisted decipherment because the pages were bound in the wrong order, and putting them in the right order might allow them to finally break the code
But as of now: No Joy
It occurs to me that a key step in breaking the Zodiac 340 cipher was putting the three parts of it in the correct order.

Flashback: "trans man" Lawyer freaks out after a judge denies "his" motion. He's ultimately arrested. "He" makes so much drama he was just recruited to develop a new CW show.
I'm just wondering if this flighty high-calorie pyrsyn is also in the news today for other reasons....
Update: No, it's not. Zee/Zem says they's name is like "Rob Hopkins" or something.
Story here, courtesy of The Blade

Buck Throckmorton on The Continuing Crisis (American Spectator) podcast discusses prediction markets.
[CBD]

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click

[Song title]
Don't breathe down my neck, no
I got no trophies on display
I sign them away
I mean what the heck
All of your promises
Don't fill me with pride no
I just wanna get out on the floor
And do the Cuban slide, slide, slide, slide

From Anonosaurus Wrecks:

@NBCNews

Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.

Podcast: The Brazil and Israel elections, the evil left, and more!

John Kass retires
He's great. He'll be missed.

Lieutenant Chekov surrenders the helm at age 90

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

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Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
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So don't worry about me. I'm doin' a-ok myself. posted by Ace at 09:33 AM Comments Boy, I'd hate to be the j-mopper at this joint! Posted by: Chrees on October 7, 2004 06:17 PM I'm proud to announce that I just got a google-hit off of the keywords "John Edwards cocoa-butter XXX If it wasn't for intrepid pioneers like you, ACE, searching the Internet, we would never know these pertinent facts! It brings up all sorts of things for enquiring minds....Therazzza. "Ahk, bon ami Jean le fake Pulrple Heard du le zee Koln...come to your Portugee Kumquat...or sent in the "Senatorial substitute" hirling." "Alors, darling Therazza! Mazel Tov! Vee haff Zeee dejuene Jean ready to prime my surrogate with zee John Edwards cocao butter XXX and send him in sooo ready, sooo passionate!" Of course, the "Princess Leia cocoa butter XXXs" bring up no internet hits. But surely on the long trip back on the Millenium Falcon after blowing up the Death Star she tried to keep her male crew's spirits up. 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Posted by: Cedarford on October 7, 2004 07:46 PM The video was a riot. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 7, 2004 11:00 PM Gasp . . . need . . . air . . . laughter to tears. By Godfrey you and the Cedar done it again. Posted by: dano on October 8, 2004 03:34 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Podcast: Was the U.S. election stolen? Spain is next on the riot parade, Israel's political structure is a problem, Trump, Iran, Rubio and Vance...and more! The low-ranking drudge who lied and claimed he was a major Trump advisor, and wrote a book ignorantly attacking Trump as "Anonymous" (so that no one would know he was a nobody with no insider knowledge about the President's decisions), takes a self-righteous stance against marital affairs: Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA So will Trump give back the $25M Nvidia put into his ballroom while its CEO was dating a Chinese spy? but... Katie Miller @KatieMiller Miles Taylor cheated on his wife with the Secretary's Executive Assistant while he was Deputy Chief of Staff of the Department of Homeland Security. Taylor denies the accusation. I guess we'll see. Dear hot Chinese and/or Russian spies. While my job title doesn't indicate it I work all day on cutting edge AI models and advanced chip architecture. And I just can't stop talking about all the awesome things I am working on. So totally don't come by my neighborhood bar at 6 PM tomorrow and starting chatting with me. I mean get a few drinks in me and who knows what secrets I might spill. Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 PS, me too. I've got more chips than Frito-Lay. Seinfeld did it first How to know if the suspiciously hot woman who inexplicably wants to have sex in your office at Open AI is a spy the Bee: How to know if your girlfriend is a Chinese Spy thanks to Biden's dog sniffs a lot of malarkey and Kindltot and runner Cappy Army: Lebanon, long-cowed by Iran-funded Hezballah terrorists (Iran-backed Syrian agents assassinated their president in 2014), is finally taking action against Hezballah, arresting their operatives and seizing their truckloads of C4 Remember it's just all about Israel, right, Tuq'r? Jonathan Levine recaps Salon's 31 years of loopy pro-pedophile, pro-terrorist propaganda More of Salon's mentally-ill cuntiness from Ed Driscoll Is JD Vance's problem that he's part of the "Terminally Online Right," obsessed with viral trend issues that have traction on Twitter but not in the general populace? Podcast: A quick postmortem of the savage beating suffered by the Republican Party and Donald Trump. And a new reason to hit the tip jar...Buy Guns For Sefton! The Michelin Man logo began as a creepy Cthuluesque abomination TJM defends the musical Some Invisible Man costumes (which I hope aren't just AI): An invisible man with a missing body (I assume the real person is behind the costume; A kid in the same kind of costume, put together by his mom; another invisible man; and another great Invisible Man costume, my favorite. Email confirmed as once used by the Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico found in leak of emails of Fling.com sex dating site: An email address that James Talarico's attorneys confirmed belonged to and was at one time used by the Texas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate appears in a database search result associated with the adult dating website Fling.com's 2011 data breach. A Fling.com account was created with Talarico's email address just before Talarico began teaching sixth graders. The result lists the username "mohawk787" and an account creation timestamp of December 26, 2010, at 20:56:49. The profile's interests field lists "FETISH," "GROUPSEX," "SEXUAL RELATIONS," "ONLINE FLIRTING," and "OTHER." 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