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October 03, 2004

Billy Joel Marries . . . A Restaurant Correspondent

New Uptown Girl Lika' Da' Meataballa'

I'm shocked.

"You Gonna' Finish Those Goobers?"


posted by Ace at 11:23 AM
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Oh my god, Billy Joel is bald too! Aaaaaackkk!

Posted by: Remy Logan on October 3, 2004 10:13 PM

Good lord.

To quote Fred Willard: "Wha Happened?!?"

Aging is a bitch.

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 3, 2004 10:35 PM

He's starting to look like Wilford Brimley. And he just married some 23 year old. God. DAMN.

Posted by: Smack on October 4, 2004 01:45 AM

He has small feet.

Posted by: lauraw on October 4, 2004 09:44 PM

I noticed a recent spike on my little-known blog targeted at this particular photo and couldn't figure out why. Then I noticed this site as the referer. So, for anyone who cares and, I s'pose for copyright reasons, I took this photo. This site is more than welcome to use it. All I ask is a link back to my not-nearly-as-interesting blog.

Thanks.
[Jeff]

Posted by: Jeff Gothelf on November 15, 2004 10:17 AM
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