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No Matter How the Debate Went . . .some folks can't forgive "Lambert" Field. (Kerry spokesman Tad Devine, responding to the poll: "Just like Tom Brady will take the Packers to victory this season, John Kerry will carry Wisconsin in November") posted by Ace at 11:22 PM
CommentsAnd, surely, "Manny Ortez" will win the MVP award in the AL. Posted by: Sean M. on October 2, 2004 12:48 AM
You know, I'd almost consider voting for Kerry if his spokesmen would just cut it out with those laboured, godawful, not-at-all-humourous similes. Though the one the other day was even worse - when Lynne Cheney made some off-the-cuff joke about Kerry going orange and the official response was (Googles quickly): "Is Mrs. Cheney jealous considering how hard it is to get sun in the undisclosed location with her husband Dick? Or is she distracted over how red-in-the-face George Bush should be considering his failed presidency?" Jesus Christ, people, stop showing off your lame, witty-at-3-AM observations and lighten up. Can you imagine what it'll be like if Kerry is elected? At the first sign of disagreement with other leaders, his press office will be saying things like "Prime Minister Putin has observed that President Kerry does not recognize "the dark cloud of fanaticism which now hangs over some parts of the world. Perhaps Volodya has forgotten the dark cloud of Chernobyl, in which he cannot prove he did not play a decisive part. Furthermore, he fails to realize what innate prejudices are revealed by the word "dark." You may have forgotten the slaughtered Chechens of Beslan, Mr. Putin, but WE have NOT." I'm giving myself chills. Time to chill out, indeed :). Posted by: Sonetka on October 2, 2004 02:54 AM
Let's hope that the good people of Wisconsin are more knowledgeable than this USAToday focus group from OHIO on C-Span. What a bunch of clueless middle Americans -- they reminded me of the Monty Python sketch where the mob is trying to decide if a woman is a witch: Sir Bedevere : There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Comparing the Swifties' ad with Texans for Truth, one moron actually stated (without contradiction) that none of the Swifties even served with Kerry while the Alabama National Guardsman claiming he never saw Bush was "at least on the same frickin' base." God help us, maybe it was just USAToday packing the group with Democrats but I was not encouraged if this is representative of the undecided voter in a swing state. Posted by: ter0 on October 2, 2004 12:01 PM
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Kari Lake, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you pull a stunt like this, and totally redeem yourself!!!
I think the Democrat is arguing that the political appointees should exercise no control over their rabidly communist VOA employees. This is what they're always arguing -- they stock the bureaucracy with literal communists and then claim that the voters should have no control over these unfirable radicals. Lake offers a for-instance that will appeal to this Democrat of allegedly-suspect bedroom guests.
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