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« I Have the Con | Main | The Debate »
October 01, 2004

Joe Lockhart - Poisoning the Soup?

Joe Lockhart was brought on in the cattle call of ex-Clintonistas assigned
to help Kerry. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Lockhart is a
saboteur, sent in to mess with the dials and run the good ship Kerry into
the shoals. Consider --

First, Lockhart is ensnared in Rathergate, chatting up Bill Burkett in
return for Burkett handing Mary Mapes documents that excoriated Bush in the
Guard because Bush was shirking his duties to watch "Hardcastle and
McCormick."

Next, when Prime Minister Allawi comes to speak to Congress, Lockhart
snickers "You can almost see the hand underneath the shirt today moving the
lips." Lockhart's hilarious dig was shoved in Kerry's face at the debate.
Presidential candidates aren't supposed to endure the droppings of their
fat, central casting hacks during debates.

Later, Lockhart revealed that Cher called him up to say he was too fat to
represent the campaign on TV. (Cher is wrong, by the way - Lockhart looks like Bill Parcells with Grave's disease)

And now, Lockhart offers post-debate analysis such as ""Judging from the
smirk on George Bush's face, I think he may have to spend a little bit more
time with the briefing book, a little bit more time in debate prep, as we
get ready for a town hall meeting."

Kerry's advisers can be pretty woeful. Tad Devine always looks like Gary
Oldman in Dracula right after Keanu Reeves cuts himself shaving. And Bob
Shrum is the George McClellan of presidential campaigns. At what point do
Democratic candidates respond to his calling card with "Aren't you Rich
Kotite?"

But if Lockhart gets caught flouncing about in a Tereeezzzzzzza ensemble on
the campaign bus singing "Respect" and then laughing, 'Look at me! I'm an
African-American!" then don't say you weren't warned.


posted by Ace at 09:38 PM
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That's a good shot of Chris Farley.

Posted by: zulubaby on October 1, 2004 11:30 PM

I think you are dead on, and Rush has been running this. If this gets out (it is true, I believe) and into the Demos heads, they may implode come election day.

Posted by: Daisy on October 2, 2004 12:00 AM

Lockhart can stuff it - he seems to forget that George W. Bush has a country to run and campaigning is squeezed in there and if Lockhart hadn't noticed it's a tougher job than usual these last 4 years and currently, petty little things like wars, terrorists and hurricanes, meanwhile his candidate has been on a perpetual vacation for the last 20 years best I can see, just look at his attendance records, and he hasn't even pretending to do his Senatorial job since the primaries, I guess old Teddy can carry the burden for Mass on his big old shoulders huh........

which is precisely why Kerry is "Unfit for Command" - if he approaches Commander in Chief with the same gusto as he did Senator, that is downright sKerry

Posted by: wannabe on October 2, 2004 11:28 AM
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