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October 01, 2004

I Have the Con

My name is Hoke Malokey.

Actually, that's not my name.

That's the kind of har har har Ace came up with it, trying to start me off
at a disadvantage as I try my hand at guest hosting.

Remember this guy?

That's Tom Wopat. That's me. Original Duke of Hazzard.

This is Ace.

Enough said. Let's get the show on the road.


posted by Ace at 09:25 PM
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Is that Vance or Coy? I can never remember which is which...

Posted by: the House of Payne on October 2, 2004 12:32 AM

Wow, Tom. Good job on your first post. I wish you could take over for Ace more often. You ROCK.
I can feel the sincerity in your writing, instead of Ace's shredded imitation snarkmeat.
Anyhoo. That's just between you and me, cutie.

Posted by: lauraw on October 2, 2004 11:18 AM

Laura

Ace is done, baby. He's just too stupid or stubborn to see it.

Put all your chits on this stud. Ole' Hoke'll take you to the finish line.

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