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September 28, 2004

Man Threatening Life of President Bush Disappears

They're hunting him, but he's vanished.

Does anyone know where I can find a picture of this Lawrence Ward guy? (Don't bother with Yahoo or Google images; no dice there, at least for me.)

It could help the hunt to have his picture widely publicized in, say, oh, I don't know, blogs or something. I for one would put his mug in the sidebar.


posted by Ace at 01:03 PM
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Kinda looks like you've already got his picture in the sidebar...the creepy looking dude with the soccer ball growing out of his head. Or is that someone else?

Posted by: The Old Coot on September 28, 2004 01:35 PM

The best I can find from NYP:

" Ward was described as 6-foot-3, 150 pounds with green eyes and brown hair. He is missing part of his right ear."

I've searched the NYState police/criminal justice site, the FBI's Most Wanted site. Nada.

So, look for a tall SKINNY dude who looks like he took on Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on September 28, 2004 01:39 PM
Posted by: Brian B on September 28, 2004 01:40 PM

Thanks. Can I put that in my sidebar? I'll link you, too, but I'd like to get the picture out there as much as possible.

Posted by: ace on September 28, 2004 01:42 PM

BTW, if you Google on Lawrence Ward + George Bush you get some mighty mean Leftist web sites....and porn...

So be careful out there, children, and don't forget your quotation marks in your search. Sheesh.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on September 28, 2004 01:43 PM

Dude, plaster the picture anywhere you can. This guy has to be caught!

Posted by: Brian B on September 28, 2004 01:49 PM

Ace,

Good work.

But this, 6' 3", 150 pounds?

Just look for the street sign with a part of its ear missing and glasses.

Sheesh.

Posted by: MeTooThen on September 28, 2004 02:52 PM

Ace--

I posted the picture and description at my site. I think this is a really good idea.

Dunno if it'll make a difference, but hey, it's time we used our powers for the forces of good.

Cheers,
Dave
Garfield Ridge.

Posted by: Dave on September 28, 2004 03:47 PM
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