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September 26, 2004

Haiku Contest Update

Sorry, but reviewing MeTooThen's judging, I can't seem to see where he actually picks a winner. He picked many winners in numerous categories, but no actual winner in any category, and no overall winner.

I've written him to ask if he meant to select a winner, and, if he didn't, if he would just go ahead and do so now. If he doesn't get back to me on Sunday, I'll make my best guess and publish the winners.

Scout's honor.


posted by Ace at 03:43 AM
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Ace,

The winner has been chosen.

Thanks to all for their patience and their participation.

Now it's up to Ace to meet out justice.

Posted by: MeTooThen on September 26, 2004 09:19 AM

Hurricane Haiku
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spins in F5 storm

Posted by: JHeslin on September 26, 2004 02:48 PM

poker me up

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