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September 24, 2004

Haiku Contest -- Closed

Goodness gracious but MeTooThen is fast. He's sent along the winners of the Haiku Contest -- as he sees it and he decrees it -- and I'll be posting them sometime today.


posted by Ace at 01:10 PM
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OT- Anybody else having trouble accessing Allah's site?

Posted by: lauraw on September 24, 2004 02:31 PM

Nah, pops right up from here. Great photoshop too!!

Posted by: hinzman on September 24, 2004 04:15 PM

a haiku contest
rain falls from the missed deadline
awaiting next time

Reagan:
godless communists
on ash heap of history
better dead than red

Bush:
After 9-1-1
appeasement or victory?
better red than dead

Posted by: steve poling on September 24, 2004 06:54 PM

Where's the damned results?
Don't make me go "Paul Anka."
Stop slacking, slacker.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on September 25, 2004 12:43 AM

INTEGRITY? Right.
No haiku contest results
So far. It's Sunday.

Posted by: Sean M. on September 26, 2004 01:54 AM

ukpmauu erdil.

Posted by: Emmanuel on December 25, 2004 05:20 PM

iknszridlj iyoubyiokvw.

Posted by: Cecily on December 25, 2004 05:38 PM

iuiajmey diiakiroie.

Posted by: Alexander on December 26, 2004 03:17 AM

ouoaoap ysiglwi.

Posted by: Didimus on December 26, 2004 03:45 AM

tpyolq viaio.

Posted by: Winifred on December 26, 2004 04:17 AM
Posted by: poker me up on December 30, 2004 04:23 PM
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