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September 21, 2004

Another Swift Kick

RedState says this ad will be played a lot more, and a lot wider, than the previous ones.

Jane Fonda makes a cameo. She's compared to John Kerry-- favorably.


posted by Ace at 09:44 PM
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Whoa. That is some kinda ad! And high time, might I add.

But...I don't think it's going to get much MSN play. I really think it's just too raw for the nancies.

Posted by: bkayel on September 21, 2004 09:58 PM

By now, Kerry must be channeling De Niro from 'The Untouchables': "I want O'Neill dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes!"

Posted by: Alex on September 21, 2004 10:29 PM

OUCH!

Posted by: OneDrummer on September 21, 2004 10:38 PM

Fonda at least had the balls to formerly apologize, back in 1988. Some Vets still hate her, but I thought her regrets were heartfelt.

Glad the Swifties are bringing up the Paris meetings with NotSoSecretAgentman. The medals bit was good to knock the "hero" patina off Kerry's statue - but I always thought their heaviest stuff was going to be on his, as Theresa would put it, scumbag actions and behavior as an anti-War icon of the Left. Wait until they run the VVAW assassination plot.

Posted by: Cedarford on September 21, 2004 11:10 PM

I'm getting a bad link... this one works http://www.swiftvets.com/

Posted by: Kevin on September 21, 2004 11:36 PM

Holy Sh*t! Every time I think "That's a swift kick in the balls, you can't kick a man harder than that." And every time they kick him harder.

Karma is a bitch ain't it.

Posted by: Brett on September 21, 2004 11:45 PM

That ad is going to leave a mark...

Posted by: physics geek on September 22, 2004 01:34 PM

Instant Karma's gonna get you

Posted by: lauraw on September 23, 2004 11:20 PM

It's like Regular Karma but with half the caffeine and twice the heart attacks.

Mmmmm. Instant Karma. Just add Youthful Indiscretions!

Posted by: lauraw on September 23, 2004 11:23 PM
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