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September 17, 2004
Football Fans for Truth!It seems that I now too have "shadowy connections" linking me to both the Republican Party and a right-wing 527. I guy I know has remind male voters, particularly in Wisconsin, that John Kerry refers to historic, famous Lambeau Field as "Lambert Field." Oh, and they'll also remind them he's an all-around cheesedick of the first order. Check out the new Football Fans for Truth website. And, if you like the idea of their mission, toss 'em a few bucks. They've got nothing to do with me, by the way. I know one of the guys, but I'm not actually involved. I've got to preserve my journalistic independence, you know. I'm "still making up my mind," a la Andrew Sullivan, between Bush and Kerry.
You think these guys are just screwing around? Well, they've already landed a full article in the Green Bay Press-Gazette. Oh, and, by the way, also a full frickin' article in a tiny little newspaper called USAToday. posted by Ace at 05:07 PM
CommentsYeah, you're still 'making up yr mind' like I'm voting for Nader Posted by: jeff on September 17, 2004 05:21 PM
Don't be jealous now. Your fans like to know you haven't 'sold out.' Its important for some reason to retain your authentic handmade non-commercial charm (snicker). Posted by: lauraw on September 17, 2004 05:25 PM
You know, they SAY he was throwing the football in that picture. How do we know that's not actually how John Kerry CATCHES a football? Posted by: David on September 17, 2004 07:37 PM
Yea, I'm making up my mind too (pay no attention to the Bush sticker on my car, or the Bush sign in my yard.) I'm glad you're in the middle, so I know where to tune in while I mull it all over. Posted by: Carin on September 17, 2004 08:27 PM
They also made Hugh Hewitt, Rush Limbaugh, and Michael Medved. Blogosphere's been slow on this, so thanks for putting it in, Ace. Full Disclosure: Lime and Cal of TPW created the site. In 14 hours elapsed time, I might add. Go us! Posted by: Cal on September 18, 2004 12:02 AM
Thanks for the link Ace! Posted by: DP on September 18, 2004 08:44 AM
here's another example of the sportsman wannabe in action: football on a airplane? Posted by: stevesturm on September 18, 2004 10:49 PM
Put John boy in some tights and he could be the ballarina partner of Ron Reagan on broadway. Posted by: Gary B. on September 19, 2004 12:31 PM
I have had a very dificult time trying to decide which candidate is the right one to lead our country for the next four years and have been leaning toward keeping Bush in office...That was before I saw your billboard on Hwy 41 this morning. I think you should change your name to "Football Fans for Petty Bullshit Propaganda"....that way your initials will sound more like the noise you make while you're shitting your pants, instead of you just passing a little wind. Sincerely LMAO at your campaign!, C. Hubbard Posted by: C. Hubbard on October 16, 2004 01:12 PM
Keep up the good work! Support our troops and re-elect George W Bush. Posted by: on October 28, 2004 05:27 PM
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