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BIG NEWS UPDATE NOT FIRED

From her lawyer

"The irresponsible reports that have been published stating that Maria Bartiromo was fired or is no longer an employee of Fox are absolutely and unequivocally false," Freedman said Friday. "Make no mistake, we have the receipts and witnesses and they will come out whether through the courthouse or otherwise."

He added: "Those reporting her firing or the incredulous facts supporting that fiction have exhibited a complete and utter reckless disregard for the truth."

from anon2020
So what, she quit?
Megyn Kelly (accursed be her name) used to say all the time that Fox has a top female PR person who is a nasty pitbull and leaks nasty claims about anyone Fox is at war with, including those who have left the network. So I guess maybe she technically resigned? I don't know.

NEW: @FoxNews has obtained Lindsay Clancy defense attorney Kevin Reddington's appeal filing to the MA Supreme Court, which includes Reddington accusing the lone holdout juror of being "biased" against those with "debilitating mental illness", which he says is a protected category.

Thanks to Mark1971

TJM discusses what makes a movie star

What in the World Was Ryan Reynolds Thinking?
[CBD]

Holiday Break: I've had a rough couple of weeks -- the shoulder is healing now and I'm finally getting decent sleep -- and I've decided to take a long weekend.
I'm taking Friday off, and then Monday off, too.
I have Open Threads for both days and I will post if big news breaks, but if it doesn't -- and it probably won't, news is slow before a holiday weekend -- I'm going to take a four day weekend.

Sh0eOnHead discusses the Psychotic Cult of Lindsay
Real quotes:
"This case has me feeling like I'm on Law & Order with you guys!"
"We literally binge true crime as a hobby, we've been trained for this moment"
Worth the watch. If you haven't seen the genuinely upsetting insanity motivating thousands of women, you should watch this just to see how society is crumbling.
Ban TikTok, Trump. I don't care if Barron tells you it's popular with the yutes. It is an evil Communist China op and it is driving women insane.

Dolly Parton tells the story of the supposedly real-life Jolene
As Andrew Branca says, can we see this Jolene, finally? Who was this hottie that was a genuine sexual threat to Dolly Parton?
I think this is Fake News personally. When a magician claims he learned a trick from a Himalayan wise man, I don't believe him either.

TJM definitively ranks the films of Mel Brooks

Peter Cullen, voice actor for Optimus Prime (among many others) dies at home surrounded by family at age 85
RIP and Roll Out!

TJM discusses the career of Mel Brooks and why High Anxiety just isn't as good as Young Frankentsein

Podcast: Dolly Parton...an American classic, Michigan's El Sayed is part of our future destruction, More Global Warming nonsense, mail-in balloting restrictions, Darline Graham? Get rid of family dynasties...and more!

Breaking news: Dolly Parton had a real pair of 38s
Or at least one. She carried it everywhere for protection.
This joke brought to you by Benny Hill. And speaking of the British: The Buckingham Palace guard tributed her yesterday

Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath.

1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"
Walters actually asks Dolly Parton if she knows that people think she's a joke. This because Walters can't get over the fact that a show-woman has 1, big breasts, and 2, dresses a bit outrageously because, get this, she's an entertainer. A stage performer. You know, someone people pay money to see live and expect them to put on a show.
She never would attack Liberace for wearing glitter-tuxedos. But she's mad that Dolly Parton makes Barbara Walters look bad through association (by being a woman). Babs, you wish people associated the two of you. Believe me, we can tell the difference.

Tim Curry, actor, butler, evil space clown and gay space vampire, and judge on American Duos, dies at age 80 after poor health due to a stroke in 2012

Dolly Parton: Stairway To Heaven
[CBD]

Dolly Parton Dies at 80
[CBD]

TJM talks about the films of Ralph Bakshi, director of the animated The Lord of the Rings and ranks them definitively

Candace Owens joins the Scooby Gang

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Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

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Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« A Flow-Chart of Burkett's and CBS's "Shadowy Links" \| Main \| Best of: Top Ten Signs That Dan Rather Has Gone Senile » September 17, 2004 Football Fans for Truth! It seems that I now too have "shadowy connections" linking me to both the Republican Party and a right-wing 527. I guy I know has remind male voters, particularly in Wisconsin, that John Kerry refers to historic, famous Lambeau Field as "Lambert Field." Oh, and they'll also remind them he's an all-around cheesedick of the first order. Check out the new Football Fans for Truth website. And, if you like the idea of their mission, toss 'em a few bucks. They've got nothing to do with me, by the way. I know one of the guys, but I'm not actually involved. I've got to preserve my journalistic independence, you know. I'm "still making up my mind," a la Andrew Sullivan, between Bush and Kerry. You think these guys are just screwing around? Well, they've already landed a full article in the Green Bay Press-Gazette. Oh, and, by the way, also a full frickin' article in a tiny little newspaper called USAToday. posted by Ace at 05:07 PM Comments Yeah, you're still 'making up yr mind' like I'm voting for Nader Posted by: jeff on September 17, 2004 05:21 PM Don't be jealous now. Your fans like to know you haven't 'sold out.' Its important for some reason to retain your authentic handmade non-commercial charm (snicker). Posted by: lauraw on September 17, 2004 05:25 PM You know, they SAY he was throwing the football in that picture. How do we know that's not actually how John Kerry CATCHES a football? Posted by: David on September 17, 2004 07:37 PM Yea, I'm making up my mind too (pay no attention to the Bush sticker on my car, or the Bush sign in my yard.) I'm glad you're in the middle, so I know where to tune in while I mull it all over. Posted by: Carin on September 17, 2004 08:27 PM They also made Hugh Hewitt, Rush Limbaugh, and Michael Medved. Blogosphere's been slow on this, so thanks for putting it in, Ace. Full Disclosure: Lime and Cal of TPW created the site. In 14 hours elapsed time, I might add. Go us! Posted by: Cal on September 18, 2004 12:02 AM Thanks for the link Ace! Posted by: DP on September 18, 2004 08:44 AM here's another example of the sportsman wannabe in action: football on a airplane? Posted by: stevesturm on September 18, 2004 10:49 PM Put John boy in some tights and he could be the ballarina partner of Ron Reagan on broadway. Posted by: Gary B. on September 19, 2004 12:31 PM Dear FFFT, I have had a very dificult time trying to decide which candidate is the right one to lead our country for the next four years and have been leaning toward keeping Bush in office...That was before I saw your billboard on Hwy 41 this morning. There are very few people who consider themselves bigger football fans than I am, but after seeing that you went thru the trouble of actually getting your mssg put on a billboard, I know I DON'T want to be considered one of YOUR TYPE of football fans from GB, WI. You childish people really need to grow up. Your website is ridiculous, and your ability to separate the future of our country from your sports enthusiasm will show even the dullest tool in the collective shed that you are all idiots for letting Kerry's slip of the toungue, (and your other superficial talking points), decide your choice for President of the United States. I think you should change your name to "Football Fans for Petty Bullshit Propaganda"....that way your initials will sound more like the noise you make while you're shitting your pants, instead of you just passing a little wind. Sincerely LMAO at your campaign!, C. Hubbard Green Bay, WI CHubbard@new.rr.com Posted by: C. Hubbard on October 16, 2004 01:12 PM Keep up the good work! Support our troops and re-elect George W Bush. Posted by: on October 28, 2004 05:27 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines TJM discusses the beautiful comedy of Jacques Tati BIG NEWS UPDATE NOT FIRED From her lawyer "The irresponsible reports that have been published stating that Maria Bartiromo was fired or is no longer an employee of Fox are absolutely and unequivocally false," Freedman said Friday. "Make no mistake, we have the receipts and witnesses and they will come out whether through the courthouse or otherwise." He added: "Those reporting her firing or the incredulous facts supporting that fiction have exhibited a complete and utter reckless disregard for the truth." from anon2020 So what, she quit? Megyn Kelly (accursed be her name) used to say all the time that Fox has a top female PR person who is a nasty pitbull and leaks nasty claims about anyone Fox is at war with, including those who have left the network. So I guess maybe she technically resigned? I don't know. NEW: @FoxNews has obtained Lindsay Clancy defense attorney Kevin Reddington's appeal filing to the MA Supreme Court, which includes Reddington accusing the lone holdout juror of being "biased" against those with "debilitating mental illness", which he says is a protected category. Thanks to Mark1971 TJM discusses what makes a movie star What in the World Was Ryan Reynolds Thinking? [CBD] Holiday Break: I've had a rough couple of weeks -- the shoulder is healing now and I'm finally getting decent sleep -- and I've decided to take a long weekend. I'm taking Friday off, and then Monday off, too. I have Open Threads for both days and I will post if big news breaks, but if it doesn't -- and it probably won't, news is slow before a holiday weekend -- I'm going to take a four day weekend. Sh0eOnHead discusses the Psychotic Cult of Lindsay Real quotes: "This case has me feeling like I'm on Law & Order with you guys!" "We literally binge true crime as a hobby, we've been trained for this moment" Worth the watch. If you haven't seen the genuinely upsetting insanity motivating thousands of women, you should watch this just to see how society is crumbling. Ban TikTok, Trump. I don't care if Barron tells you it's popular with the yutes. It is an evil Communist China op and it is driving women insane. Dolly Parton tells the story of the supposedly real-life Jolene As Andrew Branca says, can we see this Jolene, finally? Who was this hottie that was a genuine sexual threat to Dolly Parton? I think this is Fake News personally. When a magician claims he learned a trick from a Himalayan wise man, I don't believe him either. TJM definitively ranks the films of Mel Brooks Peter Cullen, voice actor for Optimus Prime (among many others) dies at home surrounded by family at age 85 RIP and Roll Out! TJM discusses the career of Mel Brooks and why High Anxiety just isn't as good as Young Frankentsein Podcast: Dolly Parton...an American classic, Michigan's El Sayed is part of our future destruction, More Global Warming nonsense, mail-in balloting restrictions, Darline Graham? Get rid of family dynasties...and more! Breaking news: Dolly Parton had a real pair of 38s Or at least one. She carried it everywhere for protection. This joke brought to you by Benny Hill. And speaking of the British: The Buckingham Palace guard tributed her yesterday Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut" What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath. 1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class" Walters actually asks Dolly Parton if she knows that people think she's a joke. This because Walters can't get over the fact that a show-woman has 1, big breasts, and 2, dresses a bit outrageously because, get this, she's an entertainer. A stage performer. You know, someone people pay money to see live and expect them to put on a show. She never would attack Liberace for wearing glitter-tuxedos. But she's mad that Dolly Parton makes Barbara Walters look bad through association (by being a woman). Babs, you wish people associated the two of you. Believe me, we can tell the difference. Tim Curry, actor, butler, evil space clown and gay space vampire, and judge on American Duos, dies at age 80 after poor health due to a stroke in 2012 Dolly Parton: Stairway To Heaven [CBD] Dolly Parton Dies at 80 [CBD] TJM talks about the films of Ralph Bakshi, director of the animated The Lord of the Rings and ranks them definitively Candace Owens joins the Scooby Gang Recent Comments Oldcat: ""No wonder it doesn't work. Look, 'Made in Japan.' ..." tubal: "229 Yes, fatness is quantifiable, if you can see g ..." bonhomme[/i][/i][/i][/b][/b][/b][/s][/s][/s][/u][/u][/u]: "[i]Which religion would appeal to the sociopath, t ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "***"What did this mean for the Muslim community? ..." Don Black: "It's moo c'mon you guys ..." 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