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September 17, 2004

The SwiftVets On the Warpath, Again

Whenever I'm tipped these guys have a new ad out, I hear in my head the Emperor's Theme from The Empire Strikes Back. I can just see John O'Neill walking off the shuttlecraft, flanked by two red-caped Imperial Bodyguards.

Another whithering attack.

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