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September 13, 2004

I Loves Me Some Microsoft Forger

Microsoft Forger promises to take all the tedium and confusion out of drafting first-class political hoaxes.


posted by Ace at 03:29 PM
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hey ace, great work these last few days!

did you see that drudge has a pdf stating Bush was in the Air force active duty even for duration of his training. Dems are set to go on the rampage about a flyer he supposedly lied about being in the Air Force on. Should be interesting spin on this.

jen

Posted by: jennifer on September 13, 2004 04:03 PM

That's Hilarious!

Posted by: Phil on September 13, 2004 04:26 PM

Jen,

Yeah. There's too much to keep up with.

Posted by: ace on September 13, 2004 04:35 PM

Re: Ace's sidebar--When did Al Gore turn into a disheveled ogre? Is this another Alpha Male thing? He's got the unfrozen-caveman-lawyer thing going on. Or maybe it's Michael Moore's disease, where you begin to rant crazy nonsense and start to neglect your grooming.

Hmm: Gore= anagram of ogre.

Posted by: See-Dubya on September 13, 2004 04:40 PM

I forged the Bush/CBS Memos!

Posted by: Sparticus on September 13, 2004 04:41 PM

You are a truly a valuable addition to the Conservative Echo Chamber. God bless you.

Posted by: steven on September 13, 2004 05:01 PM

Many people just do not believe it when I tell them how easy it is to make these docuements in Word.

This is a time lapse screencapture, where I type in the text from one of the memos. Underneath, (using MS word's image below feature) is a copy of the CBS memo. Watch for youself how simple it was to get a perfect match. (The original was image was de-skewed in Photoshop, so
as to make columns and rows orthogonal)

Every line spaceing, every word-wrap, every centered line, every tab indent exactly matches the Word default font, line and tab settings.
Slam dunk.

The screen capture is an mpg, and is 1.4 MB. (make sure to do a Save As)

www.bonzy.net/videos/word_forgery.mpg

This is interesting because: a) it is a different page of the memothan shown in other comparisons, and b) it shows just how simple it
is, right in Word, with the CBS fax infor still on the image.

Posted by: erik144 on September 13, 2004 05:16 PM

Love the anagram See-dub,I'm gonna keep it handy. Sparticus, you sure get around - where did I just see your spoor? Belmont, Beldar or LGF?

Posted by: dano on September 13, 2004 05:32 PM

Great work these past few days, Ace. NRO is a virtual linkfest to you today. Geraghty, Kurtz, The Corner. You didn't kick some major coin into their legal defense drive recently, did you?

(Seriously, good work.)

Posted by: kelly on September 13, 2004 08:59 PM

Thanks, Kelly. But when did the Corner link me? I didn't notice that.

Posted by: ace on September 14, 2004 01:13 AM
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