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September 13, 2004
I Loves Me Some Microsoft Forgerposted by Ace at 03:29 PM
Commentshey ace, great work these last few days! did you see that drudge has a pdf stating Bush was in the Air force active duty even for duration of his training. Dems are set to go on the rampage about a flyer he supposedly lied about being in the Air Force on. Should be interesting spin on this. jen Posted by: jennifer on September 13, 2004 04:03 PM
That's Hilarious! Posted by: Phil on September 13, 2004 04:26 PM
Jen, Yeah. There's too much to keep up with. Posted by: ace on September 13, 2004 04:35 PM
Re: Ace's sidebar--When did Al Gore turn into a disheveled ogre? Is this another Alpha Male thing? He's got the unfrozen-caveman-lawyer thing going on. Or maybe it's Michael Moore's disease, where you begin to rant crazy nonsense and start to neglect your grooming. Hmm: Gore= anagram of ogre. Posted by: See-Dubya on September 13, 2004 04:40 PM
I forged the Bush/CBS Memos! Posted by: Sparticus on September 13, 2004 04:41 PM
You are a truly a valuable addition to the Conservative Echo Chamber. God bless you. Posted by: steven on September 13, 2004 05:01 PM
Many people just do not believe it when I tell them how easy it is to make these docuements in Word. This is a time lapse screencapture, where I type in the text from one of the memos. Underneath, (using MS word's image below feature) is a copy of the CBS memo. Watch for youself how simple it was to get a perfect match. (The original was image was de-skewed in Photoshop, so Every line spaceing, every word-wrap, every centered line, every tab indent exactly matches the Word default font, line and tab settings. The screen capture is an mpg, and is 1.4 MB. (make sure to do a Save As) www.bonzy.net/videos/word_forgery.mpg This is interesting because: a) it is a different page of the memothan shown in other comparisons, and b) it shows just how simple it Posted by: erik144 on September 13, 2004 05:16 PM
Love the anagram See-dub,I'm gonna keep it handy. Sparticus, you sure get around - where did I just see your spoor? Belmont, Beldar or LGF? Posted by: dano on September 13, 2004 05:32 PM
Great work these past few days, Ace. NRO is a virtual linkfest to you today. Geraghty, Kurtz, The Corner. You didn't kick some major coin into their legal defense drive recently, did you? (Seriously, good work.) Posted by: kelly on September 13, 2004 08:59 PM
Thanks, Kelly. But when did the Corner link me? I didn't notice that. Posted by: ace on September 14, 2004 01:13 AM
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