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September 13, 2004
Why Did the Forger Incorrectly Believe Lt. Col. Staudt Was Still Serving in 1973? Distributed Intelligence May TellFresh Air comes up with a terrific catch. I will now post it and take all the credit and glory. "Interesting article I located. It appears the Boston Globe mistakenly said Staudt retired in 1975 during a story about the 1988 presidential race, in which Lloyd Bentsen's son was accused of using his connections to get into the TANG." BENTSEN'S SON GIVEN TIP ABOUT GUARD JOB Copyright Boston Globe Newspaper Aug 20, 1988 NEW ORLEANS - The only son of Sen. Lloyd Bentsen Jr., the Democratic vice presidential candidate, was accepted into the Texas Air National Guard in 1968 as a financial officer after being told of a rare opening by the unit's top officer, the Dukakis campaign said yesterday. Responding to a reporter's inquiry, Marilyn Yaeger, communications director for Bentsen's campaign, said Lloyd Bentsen 3d was told of the opening by Lt. Col. Walter Staudt, commander of the Texas Air National Guard at the time. The two men met at a party in 1968 at about the time Bentsen was graduating from Stanford University with a master's degree in business administration. Bentsen, who had been turned down previously for a pilot's position in the Guard because of colorblindness, told Staudt that he was still interested in joining the Guard in some other capacity, Yaeger said. "Staudt told Bentsen that he just happened to have an opening in his accounting division and suggested he apply," Yaeger said. ... Staudt retired from the Guard in 1975. Bentsen was campaigning for his father yesterday in Texas. Neither he nor Staudt could be reached for comment. LINK to archived (i.e., you need to pay) article here. Fresh Air again: "Burkett probably just relied upon news stories and never actually checked to find out when Staudt retired." Unbelievable, and most likely a bullseye! Casting about for a good heavy to blame the pulling-strings part of his "documents" upon, the forger came across (or previously knew of) Staudt, previously implicated in pulling strings for Lloyd Bentsen's son in 1968. He relied upon The Boston Globe to get the date of Staudt's retirement correct-- and, of course, relying on The Boston Globe for anything at all will most likely bite you in your ass. Hard. Sweet irony! The forger is undone by his own reliance upon the liberal hacks at the Boston Globe, one of the two groups of liberal hacks most desperately pushing these forgeries in the first place! posted by Ace at 02:44 PM
CommentsBrilliant! One lies and the other swears to it. I, for one, welcome our new pajama wearing overlords. Posted by: Dan-O on September 13, 2004 03:01 PM
But see my earlier post in the hot thread - Burkett was in the TANG for 28 years, retired 1998. So he himself would have been there in 1970 already, and would have known Staudt retired in 1972, wouldn't he? P.S. Fresh Air - have you seen my Michael Moore's Checklist Matches the Forged Docs post yet? Posted by: BR on September 13, 2004 03:12 PM
P.P.S. - I researched that overnight, probably simulateously with the Spectator people figuring out the tailor-made angle of the forgeries. Spectator says CBS newspeople went about with a "wishlist" and I found Michael Moore's "wishlist" exactly matching the forged docs contents. Posted by: BR on September 13, 2004 03:15 PM
Burkett was in the TANG for 28 years, retired 1998. So he himself would have been there in 1970 already, and would have known Staudt retired in 1972, wouldn't he? Well, for one thing, I'm not saying the forger is necessarily Burkett. Indeed, one could argue that the forger made mistakes that someone who served in the TANG wouldn't make. For another thing, though-- do I think someone would know the year of retirement of a man he barely knew 30 years ago? No, I don't. For crying out loud, sometimes I have difficulty saying the precise year I started or graduated from one school or another, and I have to resort to figuring it out manually (okay, HS in 19XX, college in 19XX... etc.). So no, I don't think that someone would necessarily know when a man retired. Your OWN retirement, yes-- everyone looks forward to that. Someone else's-- you'd know they retired in the early seventies, and then maybe you'd check on-line to get the exact date, and then, VOILA, the Boston Globe just happens to inform you it was 1975. 1975? Sounds a little late. But then, that's what the Boston Globe says, so they must be right. Posted by: ace on September 13, 2004 03:18 PM
True. Whoever the forger is, they probably got that wrong retirement date from Boston Globe. Posted by: BR on September 13, 2004 03:26 PM
Ace-- Thanks for the hat-tip. Great work here! BR-- I did a Proquest search and that was the only pre-Bush story I could find referencing Staudt. It would have stood as the reference mark among public documents. Ace is right. Based upon the numerous errors in military style, it is highly unlikely Burkett was the author. But that doesn't mean he wasn't involved. Indeed, my guess is he provided some of the language used in the forgeries, especially the "running interference" phrase, which seems to be a favorite of his. Marty Heldt still seems like a plausible typist to me. Also, can you tell me where your Moore Wishlist thing is? Posted by: Fresh Air on September 13, 2004 03:34 PM
Just when you think this story could not get any funnier! To think that this snafu could all have resulted from (a) a ricochet from a dirty fight between two Democratic presidential candidates, plus (b) yet another egregious MSM unchecked factual error. This truly is the gang that couldn't shoot straight. Remind me again whether we are electing the team which will be entrusted, for four years, with the task of protecting our lives and those of our children? Posted by: KJ on September 13, 2004 03:35 PM
To Fresh Air - hi! The site where I found Michael Moore's checklist of 7 "questions" which I matched up to the forged docs is at http://www.calpundit.com/archives/003240.html#102131. Bye, going back to the "hot" site now. Hope to see you (read you) there. Posted by: BR on September 13, 2004 03:51 PM
I don't think Marty is a likely suspect. If only because he knows so much about the subject, it seems unlikely he would get facts wrong. Plus, he sseems too smart to make the "CYA" blunder. JMHO. Posted by: Phil on September 13, 2004 04:18 PM
I'd like to add some quotes from the people the USA Today article interviewed that indicate that the forger(s) were unfamiliar with other internal protocols at TANG. The one from Killian's son is damnable for CBS. His son, Gary, who also served in the Guard at Ellington from 1971 until 1979, said standard procedure would be for someone at the base to clean out the deceased officer's desk and turn over personal effects to the family. The family had no knowledge of any files Killian kept, he said. "I can tell you with absolute certainty no files existed other than in his office," Gary Killian said in an interview. Gary Killian and Killian's widow, Marjorie Connell, say Killian was not the type of person to write memos or keep files. USA Today reports both are upset that his name has surfaced in connection with a highly charged political debate about Bush's Guard service. Retired general Belisario Flores, who ran the Texas Air Guard at the time, said it was common practice for officers to write memos for a personal file to be used in managing and evaluating subordinates. But he said it would be unusual for such files to be preserved for years after they were written. "Nothing is impossible, but I find it very difficult to believe that would happen," Flores said. He called Killian "a good friend" and said he couldn't remember him ever mentioning problems dealing with Bush. Many of the people who worked with Bush in the Guard have since died, he said. I personally keep "up-arrow" & "down-arrow" memos for memory jogs on employee evaluations (hate, hate that part of the job) but I, and every other MGMT putz I know, disposes of those memos after evals are written. In the military, it's worse -you have career endangering regulations about strict control of classified, operational docs, and personnel related files. Screw up, lose control, and your dick is on the chopping block (a true 70's Navy term). The tendency of ANY person in mgmt, especially in the military, is to eliminate ANY stacks of informal paperwork that do don't absolutely need. So this brings up the big question. IF Killian kept all the memos on all his subordinants for 12 years plus, like some pack rat, belying what all his contemporaries said about him, where are all the other memos on his men he wrote fitreps on? For that matter, where are the memos about Bush from 1971 and 1972? For that matter, where are the "up-arrow" memos of Bush's 1973 file that Killian mysteriously kept for a dozen years on a then nobody Dubya? Given that Bush had a good eval in 1973, if Killian was keeping memos on Bush and 100 other subordinants, surely the "atta-Bush' memos must be out there (Ha! Ha! on all these discrepencies being resolved). The more you look and think, the more the whole CBS story stinks. It is collapsing on multiple lines of inquiry 1. Technical document authenticity issues. Posted by: cedarford on September 13, 2004 04:19 PM
Beautiful!....Hmmmmm....Should we be looking in the BOSTON AREA??? Posted by: JingoJim on September 13, 2004 04:35 PM
The Boston area is looking pretty promising. Information associated with a Dukakis smear over It looks like the odds over Kerry or one of his high-level advisors being on a first-name basis with the forger just jumped, big-time. (Kerry was Lt.Gov to Dukakis's Gov.) Posted by: David on September 13, 2004 05:02 PM
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